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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2016-12-20, 10:25

Except the midget is a sleeping 2 year old girl.

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article121642587.html#fmp

What Cohen could remember was seeing and playing with a “midget” in a dark room; his descriptions of this “midget” matched those of the 2-year-old girl, police said.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article121642587.html#fmp#storylink=cpy
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2016-12-20, 10:30

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Post by Floyd Robertson 2016-12-20, 10:30

I don't think his sentence is going to be a short one.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-12-20, 10:36

My wife played with my midget last night. Guy gets black out drunk; enters wrong apartment and plays with midget 3557613862
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Post by TheReal_LWS 2016-12-20, 10:40

tGreenWay wrote:My wife played with my midget last night. Guy gets black out drunk; enters wrong apartment and plays with midget 3557613862

Mine too!
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-12-20, 10:40

Floyd Robertson wrote:I don't think his sentence is going to be a short one.

He's hoping the Court can look past his crimes.
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Post by kingstonlake 2016-12-20, 11:03

Wuz it en nurth care o lina? And just a fingur blaszt?
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Post by Rocinante 2016-12-20, 12:25

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Post by I.B. Fine 2016-12-20, 12:45

Wondering how he got in the wrong apartment, was the door unlocked? No mention of B&E, assume the parents learn a lesson on locking the door when they go to bed.
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Post by Blanch32 2016-12-20, 13:06

kingstonlake wrote:Wuz it en nurth care o lina? And just a fingur blaszt?

obsezzion!
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2016-12-20, 13:14

Blanch32 wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Wuz it en nurth care o lina?  And just a fingur blaszt?

obsezzion!

Calm down Nigel.
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Post by Clarett's Folly 2016-12-20, 13:23

Ho ho ho-lee-fuck.
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Post by Blanch32 2016-12-20, 13:24

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

obsezzion!

Calm down Nigel.

yea i agree nigel, that's what you need to do.
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