Since tSwill is primarily composed of the cool kids from tCock

by tanfan! Fri May 30, 2014 2:56 pm

I figure I can legitimately ask questions about the type of woman you gravitate to. I'll admit i like smart women. I will increase the numerical rating of a woman if she's quick with the wit and sarcasm. A nice rack and tight ass helps too. So. Fellow swillers how do you like your women, medium rare or well done?

by **Giant Moose** Fri May 30, 2014 2:59 pm

I usually like your woman after you are done with her. She takes a little bit to warm up and you're perfect as her appetizer.

by LoneWolfSparty Fri May 30, 2014 3:08 pm

I only care about the rack and butt. And an attractive face. Brains are optional.

by dubie7006 Fri May 30, 2014 3:13 pm

LoneWolfSparty wrote:I only care about the rack and butt. And an attractive face. Brains are optional.

I'm kind of in line with this, but I would say that at least 3/4 of a functioning brain is necessary. I don't like dating mannequins.

As for type....blonde, boobs, butt. Not necessarily in that order. 5'0" - 5'9".

by **Ass Dan** Fri May 30, 2014 3:25 pm

Redheaded, pretty eyes, medium to tall height, girly voice, sweet disposition and inquisitive. And a hot ass

by **Blanch32** Fri May 30, 2014 3:28 pm

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Brains are optional.

Explains why your wife married you

by SawGreen Fri May 30, 2014 3:29 pm

Outgoing and can make friends easily. Creative and artsy. Quirky is fun too. No qualms or hangups in the sack.

Edit: Oh, an nipples you can hang your coat on.

by MasonGuy Fri May 30, 2014 3:36 pm

Want kind and loyal with a good heart so my children have an example. Have a real weakness for full breasts, pretty faces and brunette hair. Love voluptuous, always have.

by MSU addict Fri May 30, 2014 3:59 pm

Are you talking long term or short term?

Long term marriage potential - Someone I trust and who I can get a long with are really the two most important factors. I am not an easy person to live with.

What catches my eye (that is easy) - Petite, fair skinned, dark curly hair, blue eyes.

by Freddie_Quell Fri May 30, 2014 4:07 pm

dark hair, dark eyes , likes to stay in shape(similar to Salma Hayek ) and I'm set. Also a chick that isn't politically correct and actually has a sense of humor.

by **Nommad2** Fri May 30, 2014 4:10 pm

Younger (20s), killer ass, nice face, likes sports, great sense of humor.....and willing to let me put it anywhere

by **steveschneider** Fri May 30, 2014 4:13 pm

I like my women raw!

by Stugots Fri May 30, 2014 4:39 pm

Vietnamese

by Rodeo Burger Fri May 30, 2014 4:45 pm

steveschneider wrote:I like my women raw!

Me too, but I heard Oprah talking about battered women. I'm kind of interested, I've been eating them plain all these years.

by Roger Waymeth Fri May 30, 2014 4:56 pm

Short. I'm talking "Midge from Big Top PeeWee" short.

by **tGreenWay** Fri May 30, 2014 6:07 pm

I always preferred a woman who is extra-smart and quick-witted. I like the give-and-take and having to stay on my toes for whatever she dishes out.
Of course, her skin needs a pinkish hue and her hair needs to be thick and lustrous, too.

by SawGreen Fri May 30, 2014 6:09 pm

tGreenWay wrote:... her skin needs a pinkish hue

They all pink in spots.

by JEK Fri May 30, 2014 7:28 pm

Not clingy, emotionally unstable, in reasonably good shape, and not a jesus freak. I can work with everything else.

by WCS Fri May 30, 2014 7:47 pm

right now i'm in to short latinas that have cute faces and fit bodies. i'm not a fan of white women...they age quicker than other races.

by dubie7006 Fri May 30, 2014 7:51 pm

WCS wrote:right now i'm in to short latinas that have cute faces and fit bodies. i'm not a fan of white women...they age quicker than other races.

My man...even if I disagree with your last point.

by LoneWolfSparty Fri May 30, 2014 7:56 pm

Must love sex.

by **Blanch32** Fri May 30, 2014 8:02 pm

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Must love sex.

Lol at the fact that you can't tell I did that too.

by **tGreenWay** Fri May 30, 2014 8:03 pm

SawGreen wrote:

They all pink in spots.

Welp, I was referring to a scene from Seinfeld, but you are 100% correct.

by **Code_Warrior** Fri May 30, 2014 8:06 pm

Kind, compassionate, caring, thoughtful, feisty, humble, and intelligent. Looks optional, plain face to somewhat attractive preferred, but I'm not really all that attracted to hotties. Every girl I've ever dated had huge tits even though I don't necessarily look for them, so I guess I must subconsciously prefer them. I can't stand women with big egos or who are high maintenance.

by tanfan! Fri May 30, 2014 8:31 pm

Great stuff

by bullwrinkle Fri May 30, 2014 9:27 pm

Deaf mute nymphomaniac

by Stugots Fri May 30, 2014 9:32 pm

bullwrinkle wrote:Deaf mute nymphomaniac

Since tSwill is primarily composed of the cool kids from tCock 502811600

by Stugots Fri May 30, 2014 9:33 pm

Tanfan! wrote:Great stuff

Hey Tanfan, how's Flahreda treatin ya?

by **y2kMgrad** Fri May 30, 2014 9:44 pm

Beautiful face is a must. Also has to be fun. I'm pretty quirky/spontaneous so I can't deal with a chick that takes life too seriously. She also has to care about her health. I don't need the girl that spends all day in the gym but she can't be excessively overweight either. A little meat on her bones is fine. Also blondes. I'm a sucker for blondes.

by **duffy munn** Fri May 30, 2014 10:41 pm

WCS wrote: i'm not a fan of white women...they age quicker than other races.

Shocking.

by Rodeo Burger Fri May 30, 2014 11:51 pm

WCS wrote:right now i'm in to short latinas that have cute faces and fit bodies. i'm not a fan of white women...they age quicker than other races.

You must be young. Because Latinas start becoming obese at about age 18. And once they get preggers (roughly age 19) it's all over. Not all of them of course, just half of them, literally.

by dubie7006 Sat May 31, 2014 12:55 am

Rodeo Burger wrote:

You must be young. Because Latinas start becoming obese at about age 18. And once they get preggers (roughly age 19) it's all over. Not all of them of course, just half of them, literally.

WCS is just a young sprite. But from firsthand experience with the guy, he has tremendous taste in women.

by Oj Sat May 31, 2014 7:55 am

tGreenWay wrote:her hair needs to be thick and lustrous, too.

You're bald!

by Tyler Durden Sat May 31, 2014 8:09 pm

I'm partial to be ones that will open their legs for me.

by WCS Sat May 31, 2014 9:07 pm

Rodeo Burger wrote:

You must be young. Because Latinas start becoming obese at about age 18. And once they get preggers (roughly age 19) it's all over. Not all of them of course, just half of them, literally.

Haha, yeah...the fit Latinas are here in San Diego

by WCS Sat May 31, 2014 9:11 pm

duffy munn wrote:

Shocking.

It's too bad that you can't be realistic in this thread... if being realistic was a requirement, your type of woman would be "alive and blind." Women at your ancient age still have taste...but they're so old that they're close to death.

But hey...at least you have internet porn! So, you got that going for you.

by **DWags** Sat May 31, 2014 9:40 pm

My wife.

by **The Pantry** Sat May 31, 2014 10:07 pm

Smart with a well-tuned sense of humor. Able to laugh freely at herself when she occasionally says or does something dumb instead of jumping all over me for chuckling about it.

Humility...is that too much to ask?

by **The Pantry** Sat May 31, 2014 10:12 pm

Rodeo Burger wrote:

Me too, but I heard Oprah talking about battered women. I'm kind of interested, I've been eating them plain all these years.

Since tSwill is primarily composed of the cool kids from tCock Batter10

by **duffy munn** Sat May 31, 2014 11:21 pm

WCS wrote:

It's too bad that you can't be realistic in this thread... if being realistic was a requirement, your type of woman would be "alive and blind." Women at your ancient age still have taste...but they're so old that they're close to death.

But hey...at least you have internet porn! So, you got that going for you.

My 49 year old year white wife has aged beautifully. Try again.

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