Chick invited me to feel her fake breasts while sitting at the bar

My wife's cousin is a waiter at the Yard. He's like 50. What did you eat?

1. Congrats on the intentional walk to 2nd base.

2. Did you get a boner?

3. Would your wife care?

gHost Spartan wrote:

FupaTuba wrote:1. Congrats on the intentional walk to 2nd base.

2. Did you get a boner?

3. Would your wife care?

No boner. Have no clue if the wife would care. It was just really funny. My Mormon buddy was like "Dude I can't believe that you walked up and within two minutes you're rubbing her breasts!"

Good times. Just having a laugh. She had amazing tits, though. Geez…

Happy for you, gHost, you truly deserve it.

gHost Spartan wrote:

DWags wrote:My wife's cousin is a waiter at the Yard. He's like 50. What did you eat?

The fried chicken. Shit is good.

Can't remember what I had. It was average I think. Wife's cousin is a nice guy.

Summary:

gHost felt fake breasts and lived to brag about it.

NigelUno wrote:+1 for using the word "augmented".

Did you ever have a relative wait on you at a restaurant? Weird.

gHost Spartan wrote: I turned and said "you know, it's funny, I've never actually seen or touched augmented breasts in my entire life, never dated a girl with them and as I said never have seen or touched them."

The one line that caused the bullshit detector to explode.

1) Never seen "augmented" breasts?
2) "Augmented"

Didn't happen.

LooseGoose wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote: I turned and said "you know, it's funny, I've never actually seen or touched augmented breasts in my entire life, never dated a girl with them and as I said never have seen or touched them."

The one line that caused the bullshit detector to explode.

1) Never seen "augmented" breasts?
2) "Augmented"

Didn't happen.

The fried chicken is good there. I asked my wife. She remembers. I had some beef.

I actually believe this.  Years ago I was at a local establishment and a woman was next to me talking about her new boobs to her friend sitting next to her.  I turned to see what the fuss was all about and she actually showed me.  It's like she couldn't wait to show them to somebody.  Now, she wasn't a 10, but she was definitely fuckable.

Now where I'm calling bullshit is you've never dated or seen or felt 'augmented' tits before.  I was no playa, but I had several experiences with bolt ons.

gHost Spartan wrote:

NigelUno wrote:+1 for using the word "augmented".

Thank you, Nigel - using augmented breasts was natural for the role I was playing that night.

Is everything ala carte there?

gHost Spartan wrote:

DWags wrote:


Is everything ala carte there?

What did you have when you were there, Dwags?

I honestly can't remember. It was some beef.

Is the parking there all valet?

gHost Spartan wrote:

DWags wrote:Is the parking there all valet?

Yes, but there's parking at Bashas on the corner of Missouri and 7th Street. There's been a lot of controversy in the community because all these new restaurants are created a lot of parking issues so the city is prohibiting restaurant parking in the surrounding neighborhoods. That's what makes it so nice. Our house is a few blocks away and you can just hop on your bicycle and ride to dozens of great restaurants.

I thought the streets were all presidents and numbers. They have states?

The greater the difference between the age of a woman and the age of her tits the more likely she is to let you play with them.

Did her enlarged breasts give her sand dollar nipples?

I opened this thread hoping Dendro was the OP.

gHost Spartan wrote:

DWags wrote:

I thought the streets were all presidents and numbers. They have states?

Yes. And other names:
Indian School
Camelback
Bethany Home Road
Northern
Glendale

Do they serve Russian mules out of copper mugs?

tGreenWay wrote:I opened this thread hoping Dendro was the OP.

Lifehack:

Underneath the thread title, it shows the person who made the post.

You're welcome, bud.

Did "she" rub her schlong on you while fondled her breast? Isn't that the beef dinner you had?

BleacherSwill wrote:Did "she" rub her schlong on you while fondled her breast?

Instantly reminds me of the Workaholics episode where Adam feels the pre-op transsexual woman's breasts after she wants to touch dicks.

DWags wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:


The one line that caused the bullshit detector to explode.

1) Never seen "augmented" breasts?
2) "Augmented"

Didn't happen.

The fried chicken is good there. I asked my wife. She remembers. I had some beef.

With who? Did you fight? Sounds like a better story.

Turtleneck wrote:

DWags wrote:

The fried chicken is good there. I asked my wife. She remembers. I had some beef.

With who? Did you fight? Sounds like a better story.

He had ghost's beef.

I've had a similar story myself. But it was with a girlfriend. We met up at a bar after several years of seeing each other. She's always been very petite and is only 5 ft tall. When I see her, she has these massive boobs sticking out. Knowing that she had no boobies before, I asked her when she got her tits. She kept telling me that it was this new push up bra from Victoria's secret. Knowing she was so full of shit, I kept pursuing it and asking her when she got the tits. I finally broke her down, and she admitted she just had them done a few months ago. I was interested, and asked her if they felt real or not. She then said...Do you want to feel them? To which I replied...hell yes! So we went to the bathroom where she took off her top and I was feeling her admiring her new tits. I was pretty impressed. They felt pretty legit, but she had some decent size scars. They were also way to big for her tiny frame (my opinion).

Short version: I got to feel my girlfriends fake boobies in the bathroom

Dendrobates wrote:I've had a similar story myself. But it was with a girlfriend. We met up at a bar after several years of seeing each other. She's always been very petite and is only 5 ft tall. When I see her, she has these massive boobs sticking out. Knowing that she had no boobies before, I asked her when she got her tits. She kept telling me that it was this new push up bra from Victoria's secret. Knowing she was so full of shit, I kept pursuing it and asking her when she got the tits. I finally broke her down, and she admitted she just had them done a few months ago. I was interested, and asked her if they felt real or not. She then said...Do you want to feel them? To which I replied...hell yes! So we went to the bathroom where she took off her top and I was feeling her admiring her new tits. I was pretty impressed. They felt pretty legit, but she had some decent size scars. They were also way to big for her tiny frame (my opinion).

Short version: I got to feel my girlfriends fake boobies in the bathroom

Greenway just soiled his keyboard.

For the first time in Internet message board history, the long version of the story is so much better than the short version.

Back in Phoenix. I take it you gave up on law in New Jersey?

tanfan! wrote:Back in Phoenix. I take it you gave up on law in New Jersey?

Give it a rest Tanny.

Da Mayor wrote:

tanfan! wrote:Back in Phoenix. I take it you gave up on law in New Jersey?

Give it a rest Tanny.

Hi ghost

tanfan! wrote:Back in Phoenix. I take it you gave up on law in New Jersey?

Is there still good money in being a mob lawyer?

tanfan! wrote:

Da Mayor wrote:

Give it a rest Tanny.

Hi ghost

Hi entry-level Porche owner.

Da Mayor wrote:

tanfan! wrote:

Hi ghost

Hi entry-level Porche owner.

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That BMW remark struck a nerve. Lol. Lame schtick bro. Now why are you back in Phoenix when you moved to New Jersey?

No fucking way this story is true

The Pantry wrote:No fucking way this story is true

Let's focus on Dendro's story.

Being gay, I've had lots of women approach me to feel their breasts. Their comfort level is of the charts. Glad you finally came out of the closet op.

Turtleneck wrote:

The Pantry wrote:No fucking way this story is true

Let's focus on Dendro's story.

Yeah. Her's is much more intriguing.

The Pantry wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Let's focus on Dendro's story.

Yeah. Her's is much more intriguing.

Should probably just give it 2017 post of the year right now.

Dendrobates wrote:I've had a similar story myself. But it was with a girlfriend. We met up at a bar after several years of seeing each other. She's always been very petite and is only 5 ft tall. When I see her, she has these massive boobs sticking out. Knowing that she had no boobies before, I asked her when she got her tits. She kept telling me that it was this new push up bra from Victoria's secret. Knowing she was so full of shit, I kept pursuing it and asking her when she got the tits. I finally broke her down, and she admitted she just had them done a few months ago. I was interested, and asked her if they felt real or not. She then said...Do you want to feel them? To which I replied...hell yes! So we went to the bathroom where she took off her top and I was feeling her admiring her new tits. I was pretty impressed. They felt pretty legit, but she had some decent size scars. They were also way to big for her tiny frame (my opinion).

Go on....

Wait intensity is gay?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Wait intensity is gay?

Wow, learn something new everyday. Huh.

Carry on!