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Post by Motown Spartan 2017-01-17, 14:38

What is the proper etiquette?

I use my trash can as a depository. Is this a bad idea?
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Post by P Rob 2017-01-17, 15:05

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-01-17, 15:20

P Rob wrote:Masturbating at work 1486952199

Is this your way of telling us you have gonorrhea?
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2017-01-17, 15:28

Motown Spartan wrote:What is the proper etiquette?

I use my trash can as a depository. Is this a bad idea?
and this whole time, I thought I meant something to you.

No
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Post by duffy munn 2017-01-17, 15:33

You could have just posted this is the Bad Beats thread.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-01-17, 15:34

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:What is the proper etiquette?

I use my trash can as a depository. Is this a bad idea?
and this whole time, I thought I meant something to you.

No

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-01-17, 15:37

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:and this whole time, I thought I meant something to you.

No

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I did not find it funny, Travis.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-01-17, 15:46

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

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I did not find it funny, Travis.

I laughed turtleneck.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-01-17, 15:47

Back when I worked for Dunham's, I noticed that my assistant manager would go take his breaks out by the side of the building, facing a cornfield and drive his car to that spot every day.

Had to be jacking it on his breaks.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-01-17, 16:04

Death Roe wrote:Back when I worked for Dunham's, I noticed that my assistant manager would go take his breaks out by the side of the building, facing a cornfield and drive his car to that spot every day.

Had to be jacking it on his breaks.

What an amaizing story.
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Post by P Rob 2017-01-17, 16:13

Turtleneck wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Back when I worked for Dunham's, I noticed that my assistant manager would go take his breaks out by the side of the building, facing a cornfield and drive his car to that spot every day.

Had to be jacking it on his breaks.

What an amaizing story.

Hey Turtleneck, can you hook me up with your assistant manager discount?

TIA
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Post by Motown Spartan 2017-01-17, 16:13

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:What is the proper etiquette?

I use my trash can as a depository. Is this a bad idea?
and this whole time, I thought I meant something to you.

No

DEPOSITORY Bob. I use you as a suppository.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-01-17, 16:16

P Rob wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

What an amaizing story.

Hey Turtleneck, can you hook me up with your assistant manager discount?

TIA

I think Dunham's sells athletic equipment. I doubt that have anything for you. You might want to try the comic book store, dork.
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Post by DWags 2017-01-17, 16:16

Well I was disgusted with our resident racist on the political board so I came over here for some adult talk. Glad I made the move.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-01-17, 16:16

Turtleneck wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Back when I worked for Dunham's, I noticed that my assistant manager would go take his breaks out by the side of the building, facing a cornfield and drive his car to that spot every day.

Had to be jacking it on his breaks.

What an amaizing story.


ohhh...
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-01-17, 16:17

DWags wrote:Well I was disgusted with our resident racist on the political board so I came over here for some adult talk. Glad I made the move.

Want to go to private chat?
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-01-17, 16:17

Death Roe wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

What an amaizing story.




ohhh...

Shucks, I thought you might get the joke.
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Post by DWags 2017-01-17, 17:08

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:Well I was disgusted with our resident racist on the political board so I came over here for some adult talk. Glad I made the move.

Want to go to private chat?

How do you chat left handed?
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Post by tanfan! 2017-01-17, 19:33

gHost Spartan wrote:Before I went to law school I worked for a large publishing company in New York City. We had a co-ed softball team and one of the IT directors was on the team. According to him, there were many instances of people either caught looking at or looking at and masturbating to porn at work. It does happen

Remember when I texted a video of me jacking it to a pic of you at work? Masturbating at work 3434560931 cheers lol! r
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Post by Death Roe 2017-01-17, 20:10

tanfan! wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:Before I went to law school I worked for a large publishing company in New York City. We had a co-ed softball team and one of the IT directors was on the team. According to him, there were many instances of people either caught looking at or looking at and masturbating to porn at work. It does happen

Remember when I texted a video of me jacking it to a pic of you at work? Masturbating at work 3434560931 cheers lol! r

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Post by Dendrobates 2017-01-17, 20:58

Back at MSU during finals week, I lived in the library. Every so often I would go to the bathroom and masturbate just to relieve some tension while I was pulling all nighters. Pun intended.

Side note ... I always wanted to have sex in the library. The hubby was too afraid of getting caught so it never happened.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-01-17, 21:06

Dendrobates wrote:Back at MSU during finals week, I lived in the library. Every so often I would go to the bathroom and masturbate just to relieve some tension while I was pulling all nighters. Pun intended.

Side note ... I always wanted to have sex in the library. The hubby was too afraid of getting caught so it never happened.

Let me know if you want to meet at the library.*

*I am aware of how creepy that comment was
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Post by tanfan! 2017-01-17, 22:32

Death Roe wrote:
tanfan! wrote:

Remember when I texted a video of me jacking it to a pic of you at work? Masturbating at work 3434560931 cheers lol! r

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It's a hilarious video
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Post by Cameron 2017-01-17, 22:37

tanfan! wrote:
Death Roe wrote:

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It's a hilarious video

You have grandkids, right? Just checking...
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Post by xsanguine 2017-01-17, 22:46

Turtleneck wrote:
P Rob wrote:Masturbating at work 1486952199

Is this your way of telling us you have gonorrhea?

*whisper*That's chlamydia, Turtleneck*whisper*
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Post by xsanguine 2017-01-17, 22:56

If you're ever caught, don't flinch...

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-01-17, 22:58

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Is this your way of telling us you have gonorrhea?

*whisper*That's chlamydia, Turtleneck*whisper*

I'm not so sure about that, X.
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Post by xsanguine 2017-01-17, 23:14

You're right.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-01-17, 23:30

I usually am, X. And no, it never gets old always being right.
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Post by xsanguine 2017-01-17, 23:31

I mean, you of all people would know, cowboy.
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Post by Motown Spartan 2017-01-18, 15:38

That was extremely satifying.
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Post by FupaTuba 2017-01-18, 18:23

It's a slippery slope
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