Re: Forks Motha F'ing Down Game Thread...At Least We Didn't Get #SkullFucked

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-01-21, 16:22

Oh jesus a Dakich teaching moment.

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-21, 16:22

Stoops21 wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Hi Stoops. How is your day?

Good. I got a lot done today including a deep clean of the house. How is your day going?

Great, one of the boners is here.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-01-21, 16:23

Stoops21 wrote:Wtf is with these line ups?!

Izzo does the exact same thing he did at OSU. Bridges hits a 3? Bench you go!

Fucking mind blowing.

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-21, 16:25

These fuckers cannot miss. Holy shit.

by **Nordic** 2017-01-21, 16:25

Stoops21 wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Hi Stoops. How is your day?

Good. I got a lot done today including a deep clean of the house. How is your day going?

Pretty good. Sick as fuck though. One of the rare Saturday's with nothing going on so just Clashing, posting here and enjoying a Michigan State basketball game.

by **Nordic** 2017-01-21, 16:26

I wish we coulda landed Blackmon. He's been a Sparty killer.

by Stoops21 2017-01-21, 16:26

Nordic wrote:
Stoops21 wrote:

Good. I got a lot done today including a deep clean of the house. How is your day going?

Pretty good. Sick as fuck though. One of the rare Saturday's with nothing going on so just Clashing, posting here and enjoying a Michigan State basketball game.

Hard to enjoy when they don't miss a shot. 26 points in ten minutes lol

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-21, 16:27

McQuaid, grab some bench.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-21, 16:28

Tum penetrates, and instead of trying to get the ball to a cutter or somoeone down low, he dribbles back to the top of the key. I'm not a Tum hater, he has value. But he has very little vision as a PG. Maybe I'm spoiled because I watched Draymond last night.

by **Nordic** 2017-01-21, 16:29

I am officially concerned Ward will not be with us next year.

by **Nordic** 2017-01-21, 16:30

Death Roe wrote:McQuaid, grab some bench.

I want McQuad to be good...I really do...but he blows donkey ballz

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-21, 16:31

Nordic wrote:
Death Roe wrote:McQuaid, grab some bench.

I want McQuad to be good...I really do...but he blows donkey ballz

Always gotta root for the scrappy gym rat, but man has he regressed.

by aualum06 2017-01-21, 16:32

McQuaid is a train wreck

by **Nordic** 2017-01-21, 16:33

The Peloton bike commercial came on and the wife asked, "should we getting one of those?"

I responded with, "what a Jenny (the hot trainer)?"

Death stare.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-21, 16:35

Great D by Tum on the dribble drive.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-21, 16:35

Nordic wrote:The Peloton bike commercial came on and the wife asked, "should we getting one of those?"

I responded with, "what a Jenny (the hot trainer)?"

Death stare.

I love Jenny

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-01-21, 16:37

Nordic wrote:
Death Roe wrote:McQuaid, grab some bench.

I want McQuad to be good...I really do...but he blows donkey ballz

#NoMoreWhiteGuys

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-21, 16:37

lol it's comically absurd to look at Kenny Goins next to Bryant trying to check him. I mean he's giving it the ol college try and holding his own but Christ....it would be like me trying to check Miles Bridges.

by Guest 2017-01-21, 16:38

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:lol it's comically absurd to look at Kenny Goins next to Bryant trying to check him. I mean he's giving it the ol college try and holding his own but Christ....it would be like me trying to check Miles Bridges.

Your best hope would be to distract him with that pizza.

by **Vlad** 2017-01-21, 16:39

For the third consecutive year I ask… What the fuck does Nairn bring to the table?? Why does he get any minutes at all?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-21, 16:40

Vlad he pushes the ball, makes defenses get back and plays very good defense. He is also the leader of the team. He's valuable.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-01-21, 16:40

Tum is worthless. Can't even pull off a 1 on 3 as a point guard.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-01-21, 16:41

Vlad wrote:For the third consecutive year I ask… What the fuck does Nairn bring to the table?? Why does he get any minutes at all?

He sucks. Let's recruit a basketball player who can't shoot in this day and age.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-21, 16:43

Yawn. He is literally Plan C or D. Tyus Jones, Tyler Ulis, and I think another PG. Not sure if you guys realized it but we're not Duke or Kentucky and in football we're not OSU or Bama. On this team, Tum has value.

by Stoops21 2017-01-21, 16:43

[quote="Nordic"]I am officially concerned Ward will not be with us next year.[/quote

How come

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-21, 16:44

[quote="Stoops21"]

Nordic wrote:I am officially concerned Ward will not be with us next year.[/quote

How come

You see, kids can commit to go to the National Basketball Association, also known as the NBA, after serving one year in college. It's a pretty popular thing to do. Some kids go earlier than they should (Exhibit A: Marcus Taylor), and Ward might be riding a wave of momentum to be drafted.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-01-21, 16:51

This game is on izzo. Again.

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-21, 16:51

Welp, kinda glad I can't watch the second half.

Maybe I'm bad mojo and they'll win while I'm gone.

by **DWags** 2017-01-21, 16:51

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Vlad he pushes the ball, makes defenses get back and plays very good defense. He is also the leader of the team. He's valuable.

He's shortish and doesn't make me happy often. I'm tired of this team.

by **Vlad** 2017-01-21, 16:52

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Vlad he pushes the ball, makes defenses get back and plays very good defense. He is also the leader of the team. He's valuable.

"Pushes the ball"?? You mean he dribbles down court real fast? Great. And then what does he do??

If they gave points for dribbling down the court with speed, I grant you he brings something to the table.

And the fact that he is the leader of the team pretty much says it all about the state of this team.

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-21, 16:53

Vlad wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Vlad he pushes the ball, makes defenses get back and plays very good defense. He is also the leader of the team. He's valuable.

"Pushes the ball"?? You mean he dribbles down court real fast? Great. And then what does he do??

If they gave points for dribbling down the court with speed, I grant you he brings something to the table.

And the fact that he is the leader of the team pretty much says it all about the state of this team.

You don't watch much basketball, do you? You're a dumbass.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-01-21, 16:54

TUM TUMS LAY UP LMAO

by **Vlad** 2017-01-21, 16:55

Scrap the program.

And I'm not even talking about the football program.

by Stoops21 2017-01-21, 16:55

Well not watching march madness this year will free up some time for me

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-21, 16:57

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Vlad he pushes the ball, makes defenses get back and plays very good defense. He is also the leader of the team. He's valuable.

He continually gets torched on D. When the other team has bigger guards he's worthless. He pushes the ball but it doesn't work because the opponents know he won't try to score.

by **DWags** 2017-01-21, 16:57

Vlad wrote:Scrap the program.

And I'm not even talking about the football program.

Fuck yeah!!

by **Vlad** 2017-01-21, 17:03

CheesySpartan wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Vlad he pushes the ball, makes defenses get back and plays very good defense. He is also the leader of the team. He's valuable.

He continually gets torched on D. When the other team has bigger guards he's worthless. He pushes the ball but it doesn't work because the opponents know he won't try to score.

"But...but...he still pushes the ball down the court! And he's a really good leader!"

WTF

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-21, 17:04

MSU guards have 2 assists and 7 TO. Ugh

by **DWags** 2017-01-21, 17:06

Vlad wrote:
CheesySpartan wrote:

He continually gets torched on D. When the other team has bigger guards he's worthless. He pushes the ball but it doesn't work because the opponents know he won't try to score.

But...but...he still pushes the ball down the court! And he's a really good leader!

WTF

But. But but Izzo March.

Hahahahahaha

by **DWags** 2017-01-21, 17:07

CheesySpartan wrote:MSU guards have 2 assists and 7 TO. Ugh

Games passed Izzo.

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