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Grandma's getting laid.

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Post by Guest 2017-04-12, 18:14

What do you think of that?

Yes, your grandmother is having sex

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Grandma and grandpa are getting it on, and we need to get over it. Senior sex is alive and well no matter what you might think. USA TODAY

Christine Heumann, physician at Detroit Medical Center's Receiving Hospital and medical director at the Detroit Public Health STD Clinic, said people are living longer and having more sexual partners.

“65 is the new 45," echoed Dr. Patrice Harold, Director of Minimally Invasive Gynecology at Detroit Medical Center's Hutzel Women's Hospital.

The problem: They aren't practicing safe sex.

People 55 and older account for more than a quarter of the estimated 1.2 million Americans living with HIV in the U.S., according to CDC data.

Between 2010 and 2014, gonorrhea cases increased by more than 90%, syphilis infections by about 65% and chlamydia infections increased by about 52% among adults 65 and older, CDC data shows. In 2015, the upward trend continued from the following year: Gonorrhea increased 13%, syphilis (both primary and secondary) increased 19% and chlamydia increased 6%.

The National Sex Study showed many seniors have active sex lives, ranging from a variety of behaviors and partner types, but adults over 40 “have the lowest rates of condom use.”
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Post by I.B. Fine 2017-04-12, 18:18

It means there's still hope for you, Goose, you old fart. Grandma's getting laid. 1f600
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Post by SawGreen 2017-04-12, 18:22

In heaven she has her 100 male virgins I hope.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2017-04-12, 18:29

Probably beats getting run over by a reindeer.
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Post by Tim Wakefield 2017-04-12, 18:41

I'm listening
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Post by GRR Spartan 2017-04-12, 19:17

So they're not serving fish at every meal in the retirement home?
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-04-12, 19:52

Tim Wakefield wrote:I'm listening

Wake's going to spend the last three weeks of his MSU experience hanging out in the exercise room at Burcham Hills looking for fresh finely aged meat.
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Post by DWags 2017-04-12, 20:02

tGreenWay wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:I'm listening

Wake's going to spend the last three weeks of his MSU experience hanging out in the exercise room at Burcham Hills looking for fresh finely aged meat.

Just cause they're four times his age doesn't count for him sleeping with four chicks at once
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Post by Dendrobates 2017-04-12, 20:23

SawGreen wrote:In heaven she has her 100 male virgins I hope.

No woman wants that.

That would be in hell.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-04-13, 00:10

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Wake's going to spend the last three weeks of his MSU experience hanging out in the exercise room at Burcham Hills looking for fresh finely aged meat.

Just cause they're four times his age doesn't count for him sleeping with four chicks at once

Wake could probably get four women, all of whom are 4 times his age. It'd still be like banging sawdust.
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