How many times did you get laid at MSU?

by Jethro Bodeen 2015-07-12, 19:49

And no jokes about how sore your ass was.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-07-12, 19:53

I'm still working on the first time, which is why I never moved away.

by **GirbaudJeans** 2015-07-12, 19:56

With different chicks ?

by **Rocinante** 2015-07-12, 20:03

I only dated one msu chick who later became my wife. And then my ex wife. However, while at MSU I dated a scUMmer and a chick that worked at a local bank... So... 3?

by **Blanch32** 2015-07-12, 20:05

Sheer # of times?? How the hell would anyone know that with out an abacus

by **InTenSity** 2015-07-12, 20:05

by **DWags** 2015-07-12, 20:08

Hiw many times or girls?

by **The Pantry** 2015-07-12, 20:09

Do bjers count?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-07-12, 20:11

I can't even remember half of their names anymore. Which means I remember two names.

by **DWags** 2015-07-12, 20:11

Lots of variables. And that's excluding the butt.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-07-12, 20:18

Can I include with my hands? Because then it's in the thousands, except with my right hand. My right hand would never let me.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-07-13, 01:09

Hang on... are we only supposed to count humans?

by **goodbar** 2015-07-13, 09:42

like...in a row?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-07-13, 09:44

goodbar wrote:like...in a row?

37?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-07-13, 10:54

I spent the last hour coming up with an equation that would tell me how many different girls I slept with since I left home for college. Way too many to count so I need an equation to approximate the number. Rather than explain the equation, I will just post it below.

48÷2(9+3)

By my calculations, I have slept with 288 women after I started college.

by tanfan! 2015-07-13, 11:09

Jethro Bodeen wrote:And no jokes about how sore your ass was.

I found out who Nigel's girlfriend was and banged her. He's still mad to this day.

by **InTenSity** 2015-07-13, 11:15

Tanfan! wrote:
Jethro Bodeen wrote:And no jokes about how sore your ass was.

I found out who Nigel's girlfriend was and banged her. He's still mad to this day.

WB

I played Tiburon last week. Not a big fan of the course. Probably because I kept getting calls from work while I was there, which pissed me off. Sofa King hot over there!

by Guest 2015-07-13, 11:49

Jethro Bodeen wrote:And no jokes about how sore your ass was.

The most regular sex I had at MSU also ended up being the weirdest break up....

I met her on the steps of S. Kedzie. I was just sitting there smoking a bowl after a class and before the walk home. Like an apparition out of a horny freshman's dream she walked up and asked if she could join me. After a nice buzz and a nice chat we made plans to go out that weekend.

The weekend date came and went well, a couple more dates and soon we were fucking like bunnies in heat. It was more sex than at any point in my life up to then, it made her whole Lene Lovich vibe and the almost nightly walks from Wonders to Hubbard nearly palatable. Then spring came along, the world began to bloom and I had a summer of regular sex to look forward to.....until....that fateful night.

I had decided in the spirit of the season to shave my beard and begin anew. The first evening she saw me without it she was strangely chilly. The 2nd day she called and told me not to bother coming over. Why? She only wanted a man with a beard.

I still mourn that beard at times.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-07-13, 11:57

Threeve.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-07-13, 12:02

LooseGoose wrote:
Jethro Bodeen wrote:And no jokes about how sore your ass was.
The most regular sex I had at MSU also ended up being the weirdest break up....

I met her on the steps of S. Kedzie. I was just sitting there smoking a bowl after a class and before the walk home. Like an apparition out of a horny freshman's dream she walked up and asked if she could join me. After a nice buzz and a nice chat we made plans to go out that weekend.

The weekend date came and went well, a couple more dates and soon we were fucking like bunnies in heat. It was more sex than at any point in my life up to then, it made her whole Lene Lovich vibe and the almost nightly walks from Wonders to Hubbard nearly palatable. Then spring came along, the world began to bloom and I had a summer of regular sex to look forward to.....until....that fateful night.

I had decided in the spirit of the season to shave my beard and begin anew. The first evening she saw me without it she was strangely chilly. The 2nd day she called and told me not to bother coming over. Why? She only wanted a man with a beard.

I still mourn that beard at times.

You should write a novel.

by tanfan! 2015-07-13, 12:26

InTenSity wrote:
Tanfan! wrote:

I found out who Nigel's girlfriend was and banged her. He's still mad to this day.
WB
I played Tiburon last week. Not a big fan of the course. Probably because I kept getting calls from work while I was there, which pissed me off. Sofa King hot over there!

That's a tough course my friend. Lot's of water. Tiny greens

by **InTenSity** 2015-07-13, 12:34

Tanfan! wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
WB
I played Tiburon last week. Not a big fan of the course. Probably because I kept getting calls from work while I was there, which pissed me off. Sofa King hot over there!

That's a tough course my friend. Lot's of water. Tiny greens

I don't mind all of that. Probably playing the Gold course at Doral next week, and I think that one has water on 14 holes. No way of stopping the ball either, you need to land about 75 yards in front of the green and run it up. What I didn't like is that there isn't a rough. The fairways are tight, which I don't really like. I think I strained a back muscle pretty bad. I should have chosen to play Lely again, but I played that one last year (Mustang, I think).

by Jethro Bodeen 2015-07-13, 12:50

OK- I meant how many individual HUMAN- GENETIC- WOMEN, of course.

And I mean actual College Related bangs. Not at CMU, or your suit-mate's Mom during welcome week while putting up the loft while your suitemate and his Dad were getting beer at Shoprite.( wait- I think that counts ) But no sluts you met on 1st street beach, at the corner bar in your home town during Thanksgiving, or the bitch that gave you (and later your girlfriend) crabs in Ft Lauderdale. I want MSU dorm-sluts, sorority bitches, Grand River bar tramps you dragged back to your MSU dorm or EL apartment; Sister Floor whores and their little sisters visiting for the weekend ( Passed-out or not) RA's, TA's, Assistant Professors and Deans! ( And Methodists!)

by **DWags** 2015-07-13, 12:56

I know this will be hard to believe, and I've read all the Penthouse forums, I can't believe this happened my self.

One night I was sleeping in Holmes Hall 4 west, my sister floor was having a progressive party, I had been really drunk that day so I left the party and fell asleep in my room with the door left open. I woke up to 4 girls giggling and my door shutting behind them......................

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-07-13, 13:02

the entire time I was enrolled at MSU, I was sleeping with a married woman.

afro

by **Rocinante** 2015-07-13, 13:52

Jethro Bodeen wrote:OK- I meant how many individual HUMAN- GENETIC- WOMEN, of course.

And I mean actual College Related bangs. Not at CMU, or your suit-mate's Mom during welcome week while putting up the loft while your suitemate and his Dad were getting beer at Shoprite.( wait- I think that counts ) But no sluts you met on 1st street beach, at the corner bar in your home town during Thanksgiving, or the bitch that gave you (and later your girlfriend) crabs in Ft Lauderdale. I want MSU dorm-sluts, sorority bitches, Grand River bar tramps you dragged back to your MSU dorm or EL apartment; Sister Floor whores and their little sisters visiting for the weekend ( Passed-out or not) RA's, TA's, Assistant Professors and Deans! ( And Methodists!)

I still don't get it. So... 3?

by **Blanch32** 2015-07-13, 14:03

Turtleneck wrote:I spent the last hour coming up with an equation that would tell me how many different girls I slept with since I left home for college. Way too many to count so I need an equation to approximate the number. Rather than explain the equation, I will just post it below.

48÷2(9+3)

By my calculations, I have slept with 288 women after I started college.

He really means 2

by Jethro Bodeen 2015-07-13, 14:06

I forgot- LIVE- HUMAN- GENETIC FEMALES. I want some lurid stories too. I'm sorry- I forgot to ask. The more like Penthouse letters to the editor, the better- but no bullshit.

For example- this is true as shit: On the day MSU played SCum in Football- it was Perles' first year ( so 1983) me and my buddy scalped our tickets and went down to the old PT Omally's ( The old skinny bar by Olga's) and we were jammed up against the bar. The place was packed. There was this older broad and her friend jammed up against me. As it turned out, the broad that was jammed up against me was a 40year old hottie whose daughter so happened to be on an official Women's BB visit. He daughter was at the game and she and her friend were wasting time to meeting up with her again afterward. We were talking and drinking like fish. She was a real tight number and looked great for 40. I was squeezing her ass and crotch and she was rubbing my now swollen member. Well,things led to things and we left PT's and went to my little efficiency apt on Abott Road. All the way, she kept saying, "I can't believe I'm doing this!" and giggling. And she said if her old man found out, he'd kill her. I said, "Then don't tell him". Anyway- I had a fold-away bed which I promptly pulled out and banged the crap out of her right there and then. She was firm and limber like a gymnast- and more than eager to accommodate my prodigious schwantz in every position imaginable. Of course we climaxed together and laid there exhausted from the wild, mad and perverted encounter. We walked quietly back to PT's where we had been gone for less than 1 hour. And we kept the tawdry encounter to ourselves. Well, I kept it secret for about 15 minutes.

by **Blanch32** 2015-07-13, 14:06

DWags wrote:I know this will be hard to believe, and I've read all the Penthouse forums, I can't believe this happened my self.

One night I was sleeping in Holmes Hall 4 west, my sister floor was having a progressive party, I had been really drunk that day so I left the party and fell asleep in my room with the door left open. I woke up to 4 girls giggling and my door shutting behind them......................

Minus 3 chicks, no joke this scenario literally played out with me. No idea if sex occurred since I only remember her getting into bed, and then I woke up the next day. Roommate said I seemed to have e s good time though

by **Blanch32** 2015-07-13, 14:08

Jethro Bodeen wrote:I forgot- LIVE- HUMAN- GENETIC FEMALES. I want some lurid stories too. I'm sorry- I forgot to ask. The more like Penthouse letters to the editor, the better.

Do coeds I banged upon visiting msu as an alum count? Moreso if I was over 25 and signed into Virgin island?

by Jethro Bodeen 2015-07-13, 14:25

Blanch32 wrote:
Jethro Bodeen wrote:I forgot- LIVE- HUMAN- GENETIC FEMALES. I want some lurid stories too. I'm sorry- I forgot to ask. The more like Penthouse letters to the editor, the better.

Do coeds I banged upon visiting msu as an alum count? Moreso if I was over 25 and signed into Virgin island?

Yes.. Abso-freeking-lutely! In fact- it counts double! - With that said, we may need to set-up a sub category for Yakely and Gilcrest for obvious reasons related to kinkiness, irony and decadence.

by **Rocinante** 2015-07-13, 14:33

Gross dude. Don't refer to your crank as your "member".

just... no.

by **Blanch32** 2015-07-13, 16:16

Jethro Bodeen wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Do coeds I banged upon visiting msu as an alum count? Moreso if I was over 25 and signed into Virgin island?

Yes.. Abso-freeking-lutely! In fact- it counts double! - With that said, we may need to set-up a sub category for Yakely and Gilcrest for obvious reasons related to kinkiness, irony and decadence.

Well, it was this black chick from the carribean, and my buddy and a chick who resembled grimmas....

by That's Good D! 2015-07-14, 13:48

DWags wrote:I know this will be hard to believe, and I've read all the Penthouse forums, I can't believe this happened my self.

One night I was sleeping in Holmes Hall 4 west, my sister floor was having a progressive party, I had been really drunk that day so I left the party and fell asleep in my room with the door left open. I woke up to 4 girls giggling and my door shutting behind them......................

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