WTF... the meat smells really bad

When meat is bad you usually can tell immediately after unwrapping it. Doubt they will give you a refund now that you've cooked it.

What's the worst that could happen.

DWags wrote:What's the worst that could happen.

Dysentery, or your entrails dragging behind you.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Bought an eye round earlier in the week. Cooked the fucker tonight and when I started cutting it up I noticed a foul odor. It smells awful. Package sells sell by 5/3. I'm cooking it and it's 5/3. WTF?

A wolf would eat it.

So how did it taste?

Eat it.
If its bad you will get sick.
If its really bad you'll be blowing it out both ends in 90 minutes or less.

Put some ketchup on it to improve the flavor.

gHost Spartan wrote:We threw it away and ordered a pizza instead. I'm not eating that shit.

gHost turns sissy in his old age.

Holy shit my gf is out of town. I'm buying a fat steak and cooking that motherfucker up tonight. This thread made me hungry.

Rocinante wrote:Holy shit my gf is out of town.  I'm buying a fat steak and cooking that motherfucker up tonight.  This thread made me hungry.

You should be at the bar lining up the side piece you're going to need in a matter of months.

This is why I never buy meat out of the trunk of someone's car.

I can't afford to go tot he bar. I need my money for that damn babby

Rocinante wrote:I can't afford to go tot he bar. I need my money for that damn babby

To hijack the thread, that babby gets done with formula, then they go through diapers faster, then they decide to defecate on a toilet and now they're ready for preschool. Guess what, you're not a poor so not only does preschool cost $2k, but you have to drop off a kid at 8:50 and pick them up and 11:50. (meanwhile the poors get free preschool 4 days a week with a bus that picks them up and drops them off) Granted my kid isn't surrounded by kids with parents that think an apostrophe ('} can be incorporated to a child's name. <tread stolen> Fuck you Holt Public Schools

I'm cool with trying to elevate children out of poverty bruh

Izzo Court wrote:This is why I never buy meat out of the trunk of someone's car.

I grew up in a pretty shitty neighborhood in GR. One day when I was about 16 I was walking to work at McDonald's and this dude pulled up to me in the alley and got out of his car. It was a pretty nice car, a Lincoln or something. He said "Hey kid come over here" and opened up his trunk. I didn't know what else to do so I went around the car to see what he had. He had 4 or 5 Karl Kani outfits laying in there brand new with the tags still on. He said he'd sell me any of them for $40. Luckily I had just gotten paid and had a little bit of cash in my pocket so I bought the jorts outfit with the jean shirt. It was a little too big for me but I wore it anyway. I'm pretty sure if I didn't buy anything he would have shot me or something.

tGreenWay wrote:I don't know who Karl Kani is, but I think you're lucky he didn't throw you in the trunk and wear your skin like a suit.

Yeah he was pretty scary. I was really relieved when he finally drove off. Btw when I first started working at McDonald's I made $4.25/hour. After a year they gave me a 10 cent raise.

y2kMgrad wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I don't know who Karl Kani is, but I think you're lucky he didn't throw you in the trunk and wear your skin like a suit.

Yeah he was pretty scary. I was really relieved when he finally drove off. Btw when I first started working at McDonald's I made $4.25/hour. After a year they gave me a 10 cent raise.

Hey! We must be about the same age. I worked at Micky D's too, starting off at $4.25. Got the dime raise as well. I guess I wasn't awesome enough for the 25 cent raise.

Extrapolate that out to today with the same raises and I'd be making a kickass $6.65 an hour!

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

y2kMgrad wrote:

Yeah he was pretty scary. I was really relieved when he finally drove off. Btw when I first started working at McDonald's I made $4.25/hour. After a year they gave me a 10 cent raise.

Hey! We must be about the same age. I worked at Micky D's too, starting off at $4.25. Got the dime raise as well. I guess I wasn't awesome enough for the 25 cent raise.

Extrapolate that out to today with the same raises and I'd be making a kickass $6.65 an hour!

Holy crap that pisses me off.