Happy birthday LooseGoose!

DWags wrote:

The Pantry wrote:
Get some hot ones for the road.  Most places have baked and frozen to throw in the cooler that will survive the rest of the trip down state.

you want a certain kind let me know. I take big beaver exit from 75 and take that to Lake st Clair. Fuck hall road.

I live off of 21 mile . I hear yea with hall Rd. With all that fucking construction, many are taking 21 mile to avoid it. Which has sucked extra for me. I'm screwed either way.

DWags wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Get some hot ones for the road. Most places have baked and frozen to throw in the cooler that will survive the rest of the trip down state.

you want a certain kind let me know. I take big beaver exit from 75 and take that to Lake st Clair. Fuck hall road.

The absolute best are at Toni's Country Kitchen in Laurium but the Keweenaw is probably way out of your way. Will your travel route take you anywhere near Marquette? Have heard about Lawry's Pasty Shop for years but never tried them. If you check their website they offer 17 ounce pasties...which is the size all pasties should be.

Actually from any place on this mlive list, a few of which are conveniently on US-2 headed back to the Bridge

13 U.P. Pasties you must try on your next visit

I'm on Big Beaver/16 Mile/Metro Parkway at least twice a day between Dequindre & Mound. Let me know when you think you might be passing thru

Man, I could go for couscous, squash blossom, and cheddar pasty right now.

The Pantry wrote:

DWags wrote: you want a certain kind let me know. I take big beaver exit from 75 and take that to Lake st Clair. Fuck hall road.

The absolute best are at Toni's Country Kitchen in Laurium but the Keweenaw is probably way out of your way. Will your travel route take you anywhere near Marquette? Have heard about Lawry's Pasty Shop for years but never tried them. If you check their website they offer 17 ounce pasties...which is the size all pasties should be.

Actually from any place on this mlive list, a few of which are conveniently on US-2 headed back to the Bridge

13 U.P. Pasties you must try on your next visit

I'm on Big Beaver/16 Mile/Metro Parkway at least twice a day between Dequindre & Mound. Let me know when you think you might be passing thru

I'm on it. You want a rutabaga pasty? I'm getting a couple.

Dendrobates wrote:

DWags wrote:
you want a certain kind let me know. I take big beaver exit from 75 and take that to Lake st Clair. Fuck hall road.

I live off of 21 mile . I hear yea with hall Rd. With all that fucking construction, many are taking 21 mile to avoid it. Which has sucked extra for me. I'm screwed either way.

You want a pasty? I'm coming back with gifts.

LooseGoose wrote:

DWags wrote:

Goi g to the UPee Tuesday. Meeting mom at bridge. Going to visit the family graves in iron river. Will be trecking back next Friday. I'll drop a riverside pizza off for you somewhere. You'll never want another zaa again.

Can have a pie or cobbler waiting in Grayling. Request flavor.....

Will exchange a pie for a pie. That cobbler looks great. I'd destroy that shit.

DWags wrote:

The Pantry wrote:The absolute best are at Toni's Country Kitchen in Laurium but the Keweenaw is probably way out of your way. Will your travel route take you anywhere near Marquette? Have heard about Lawry's Pasty Shop for years but never tried them. If you check their website they offer 17 ounce pasties...which is the size all pasties should be.

Actually from any place on this mlive list, a few of which are conveniently on US-2 headed back to the Bridge

13 U.P. Pasties you must try on your next visit

I'm on Big Beaver/16 Mile/Metro Parkway at least twice a day between Dequindre & Mound. Let me know when you think you might be passing thru

I'm on it. You want a rutabaga pasty? I'm getting a couple.

Rutabaga, definitely. It's the one defining ingredient that makes a pasty, a pasty. Carrot and rutabaga is okay...that's the way my mom made them.

Carrot and no rutabaga is unacceptable.

can you get me a magnet from Castle Rock

tGreenWay wrote:Man, I could go for couscous, squash blossom, and cheddar pasty right now.

Sounded great until you tossed in some animal cruelty.

Getting old is for the weak.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Man, I could go for couscous, squash blossom, and cheddar pasty right now.

Sounded great until you tossed in some animal cruelty.

That's a meatless pasty, you dolt. Can't you ever get anything right?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Getting old is for the weak.

Dude, you're approaching a quarter of a century old. A quarter of a fucking century.

Turtleneck wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Getting old is for the weak.

Dude, you're approaching a quarter of a century old. A quarter of a fucking century.

Fuckin a', man.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Sounded great until you tossed in some animal cruelty.

That's a meatless pasty, you dolt. Can't you ever get anything right?

You don't think that squash has feelings?

DWags wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:

I live off of 21 mile . I hear yea with hall Rd. With all that fucking construction, many are taking 21 mile to avoid it. Which has sucked extra for me. I'm screwed either way.

You want a pasty?  I'm coming back with gifts.

Hell yea! I don't say no to food

DWags wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

Can have a pie or cobbler waiting in Grayling. Request flavor.....

Will exchange a pie for a pie. That cobbler looks great. I'd destroy that shit.

Flavor? And I'll make either, so if you prefer a cobbler let me know. All you'll have to do is pull off the freeway quickly at Grayling.

LooseGoose wrote:

DWags wrote:Will exchange a pie for a pie. That cobbler looks great. I'd destroy that shit.

Flavor? And I'll make either, so if you prefer a cobbler let me know. All you'll have to do is pull off the freeway quickly at Grayling.

Deal. I'll do blueberry next Friday. I'll pm Thursday

DWags wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

Flavor? And I'll make either, so if you prefer a cobbler let me know. All you'll have to do is pull off the freeway quickly at Grayling.

Deal. I'll do blueberry next Friday. I'll pm Thursday

Ah...so you want it on the way home? That should work out fine.

aualum06 wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

That's a meatless pasty, you dolt. Can't you ever get anything right?

You don't think that squash has feelings?

Nope, it was dead. Now, it's poop.

DWags wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

Flavor? And I'll make either, so if you prefer a cobbler let me know. All you'll have to do is pull off the freeway quickly at Grayling.

Deal. I'll do blueberry next Friday. I'll pm Thursday

Is this code for a drug exchange? (Hi DEA!)

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:

Deal. I'll do blueberry next Friday. I'll pm Thursday

Is this code for a drug exchange? (Hi DEA!)

Shut up, GreenWay. Not everything is a fucking drug deal.

tGreenWay wrote:

aualum06 wrote:

You don't think that squash has feelings?

Nope, it was dead. Now, it's poop.

Your pasty jokes have never been even remotely funny.

Time for you and Bob to discover what "UP North" really means. Meet for drinks at Peanut Barrel or El Az to draw straws to decide which of you drives both of you across the Bridge. The loser buys pasties in St Ignace then has to drive both of you back across the Bridge. Could be a cool bonding experience.

I know it could never happen. You're both pussies.

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Nope, it was dead. Now, it's poop.

Your pasty jokes have never been even remotely funny.

Time for you and Bob to discover what "UP North" really means. Meet for drinks at Peanut Barrel or El Az to draw straws to decide which of you drives both of you across the Bridge. The loser buys pasties in St Ignace then has to drive both of you back across the Bridge. Could be a cool bonding experience.

I know it could never happen. You're both pussies.

You're an angry man.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Your pasty jokes have never been even remotely funny.

Time for you and Bob to discover what "UP North" really means. Meet for drinks at Peanut Barrel or El Az to draw straws to decide which of you drives both of you across the Bridge. The loser buys pasties in St Ignace then has to drive both of you back across the Bridge. Could be a cool bonding experience.

I know it could never happen. You're both pussies.

You're an angry man.

You're too scared to drive north of Clare, which is not the gateway to the north.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

You're an angry man.

You're too scared to drive north of Clare, which is not the gateway to the north.

I have family all around the Petoskey area; of course I'm scared to drive beyond Clare, the Gateway to the North.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

You're too scared to drive north of Clare, which is not the gateway to the north.

I have family all around the Petoskey area; of course I'm scared to drive beyond Clare, the Gateway to the North.

Of course you have family in P-town.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I have family all around the Petoskey area; of course I'm scared to drive beyond Clare, the Gateway to the North.

Of course you have family in P-town.

I have family there, too. I'm sure my sister would let you stay there if you asked nice.

I take that back; she sold it last year. I'm sure P-town offers plenty of places where you'd be comfortable shacking up, you slut.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Of course you have family in P-town.

I have family there, too. I'm sure my sister would let you stay there if you asked nice.

I've asked your sister. She doesn't like Turtle either

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I have family there, too. I'm sure my sister would let you stay there if you asked nice.

I've asked your sister. She doesn't like Turtle either

I'm not surprised. He's an acquired taste.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

You're too scared to drive north of Clare, which is not the gateway to the north.

I have family all around the Petoskey area; of course I'm scared to drive beyond Clare, the Gateway to the North.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I have family all around the Petoskey area; of course I'm scared to drive beyond Clare, the Gateway to the North.

Of course you have family in P-town.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Of course you have family in P-town.

I have family there, too. I'm sure my sister would let you stay there if you asked nice.

What do you mean "too"? P-town is Petoskey. Everybody knows that, bro.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Your pasty jokes have never been even remotely funny.

Time for you and Bob to discover what "UP North" really means. Meet for drinks at Peanut Barrel or El Az to draw straws to decide which of you drives both of you across the Bridge. The loser buys pasties in St Ignace then has to drive both of you back across the Bridge. Could be a cool bonding experience.

I know it could never happen. You're both pussies.

You're an angry man.

Put up or shut up, creepy banana avatar.

Bob?

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I have family all around the Petoskey area; of course I'm scared to drive beyond Clare, the Gateway to the North.

Turtleneck wrote:

Of course you have family in P-town.

tGreenWay wrote:

I have family there, too. I'm sure my sister would let you stay there if you asked nice.

What do you mean "too"? P-town is Petoskey. Everybody knows that, bro.

I've been going to or living in Petoskey since before I was born. Not one of my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, or godparents have ever called Petoskey P-town. On the other hand, anybody I've ever known who has talked about or referred to Provincetown, MA, has at one time or another called it P-town.
Google P-town and you'll see what I mean. I double dog dare ya.

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

You're an angry man.

Put up or shut up, creepy banana avatar.

Bob?

I'll get pasties after you get a sense of humor.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:





What do you mean "too"? P-town is Petoskey. Everybody knows that, bro.

I've been going to or living in Petoskey since before I was born. Not one of my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, or godparents have ever called Petoskey P-town. On the other hand, anybody I've ever known who has talked about or referred to Provincetown, MA, has at one time or another called it P-town.
Google P-town and you'll see what I mean. I double dog dare ya.

Congrats. But here is the thing bro, I guarantee you have not spent as much time there as I have.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Put up or shut up, creepy banana avatar.

Bob?

I'll get pasties after you get a sense of humor.

You don't know what a pasty is, otherwise you'd have more respect.

Hoping tSwill sanctioned "Greenway/Bob (shitting pants) Mackinac Bridge crossing" happens before winds pick up this fall.

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I'll get pasties after you get a sense of humor.

You don't know what a pasty is, otherwise you'd have more respect.

Hoping tSwill sanctioned "Greenway/Bob (shitting pants) Mackinac Bridge crossing" happens before winds pick up this fall.  

Bob will ride his bike to the MC and get the Bridge Authority to give him a lift across. GreenWay will drive, stop in MC at a gas station and ask what time the Bridge swings over to the Island because, you know, he is not bright.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I've been going to or living in Petoskey since before I was born. Not one of my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, or godparents have ever called Petoskey P-town. On the other hand, anybody I've ever known who has talked about or referred to Provincetown, MA, has at one time or another called it P-town.
Google P-town and you'll see what I mean. I double dog dare ya.

Congrats. But here is the thing bro, I guarantee you have not spent as much time there as I have.

Nuh-uh, bruh.

And it doesn't count to say you're from Petoskey if you're really one of those creepy pervs from Alanson or Oden. That's like saying you're from Detroit when you really grew up in Farmington.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Congrats. But here is the thing bro, I guarantee you have not spent as much time there as I have.

Nuh-uh, bruh.

And it doesn't count to say you're from Petoskey if you're really one of those creepy pervs from Alanson or Oden. That's like saying you're from Detroit when you really grew up in Farmington.

Bro, you're out of your element here, but we can talk about it at Bliss Fest next year.

Turtleneck wrote:

The Pantry wrote:
You don't know what a pasty is, otherwise you'd have more respect.

Hoping tSwill sanctioned "Greenway/Bob (shitting pants) Mackinac Bridge crossing" happens before winds pick up this fall.  

Bob will ride his bike to the MC and get the Bridge Authority to give him a lift across. GreenWay will drive, stop in MC at a gas station and ask what time the Bridge swings over to the Island because, you know, he is not bright.

More likely, I'll call for a water taxi from the Pink Pony. I'm not taking a ferry to the island. I want a freaking Chris Craft. Boats made the way boats should be made.