Re: Happy birthday LooseGoose!

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:13

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Nuh-uh, bruh.

And it doesn't count to say you're from Petoskey if you're really one of those creepy pervs from Alanson or Oden. That's like saying you're from Detroit when you really grew up in Farmington.

Bro, you're out of your element here, but we can talk about it at Bliss Fest next year.

Lemme guess, you're one of those Michigan Militia types from Wolverine. I shoulda known you were a closet um fan. The clues have been there staring at us.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:14

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
You don't know what a pasty is, otherwise you'd have more respect.

Hoping tSwill sanctioned "Greenway/Bob (shitting pants) Mackinac Bridge crossing" happens before winds pick up this fall.

Bob will ride his bike to the MC and get the Bridge Authority to give him a lift across. GreenWay will drive, stop in MC at a gas station and ask what time the Bridge swings over to the Island because, you know, he is not bright.

You finally posted something I can't dispute. Are you just figuring this out now?

by **The Pantry** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:17

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Bob will ride his bike to the MC and get the Bridge Authority to give him a lift across. GreenWay will drive, stop in MC at a gas station and ask what time the Bridge swings over to the Island because, you know, he is not bright.

More likely, I'll call for a water taxi from the Pink Pony. I'm not taking a ferry to the island. I want a freaking Chris Craft. Boats made the way boats should be made.

You've always struck me as a Wellcraft sort of guy

by **Turtleneck** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:18

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

More likely, I'll call for a water taxi from the Pink Pony. I'm not taking a ferry to the island. I want a freaking Chris Craft. Boats made the way boats should be made.
You've always struck me as a Wellcraft sort of guy

Really? I always thought his posts screamed Bayliner.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:21

Man Pantry, you might want to see an addiction counselor or something about this pasty thing. If you have extra time you could tackle the raw milk thing, too.

I'm going to have to try a pasty and give you a review. I want to say that I saw a new place making them recently but I forgot where it was.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:22

It might have been when I was driving up M-53 a few weeks ago to get that popcorn maker. Goose? Can I get a ruling?

by **The Pantry** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:23

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:You've always struck me as a Wellcraft sort of guy

Really? I always thought his posts screamed Bayliner.

You are correct. Bayliner. Shittiest boats ever made.

by Guest Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:25

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:It might have been when I was driving up M-53 a few weeks ago to get that popcorn maker. Goose? Can I get a ruling?

No idea. I've not made that drive for 10 years or more.

Sorry man.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:27

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

More likely, I'll call for a water taxi from the Pink Pony. I'm not taking a ferry to the island. I want a freaking Chris Craft. Boats made the way boats should be made.
You've always struck me as a Wellcraft sort of guy

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I think that was the last boat my gramps ever owned before passing.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:30

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:You've always struck me as a Wellcraft sort of guy

Really? I always thought his posts screamed Bayliner.

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Fuck off

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:30

Ya think tJYD won a Bayliner on TPIR?

by **The Pantry** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:34

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Man Pantry, you might want to see an addiction counselor or something about this pasty thing. If you have extra time you could tackle the raw milk thing, too.

I'm going to have to try a pasty and give you a review. I want to say that I saw a new place making them recently but I forgot where it was.

You can make pasties but it's a PITA to do by yourself...lot of the day project. Can't make just a few.

Don't fuck with me about raw milk. Seriously, if you get the opportunity to try it, you will see the light.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:38

I think when I win the PB on Saturday night, I'll buy a Chris Craft and a Sea Ray for my own entertainment. Plus the giant Spartan statue, and since I'll have a few bucks left over, imma commission Anish Kapoor to come up with something so cool and original that people will come from all over the country and world just to have their pics taken with it. It'll be more popular and way cooler than his Cloud Gate in Chicago. Hot Spartan women will love me and bitchin Spartan men will want to be me. Then I'm going to have a private party after the ribbon cutting ceremony and not invite Travis.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:38

lol I don't drink milk man. Remember my white-stuff aversion? Never had a glass of milk in my life.

I played a lot of sports growing up. I have ligament issues in my knees but the only bone I've ever "broken" was I had a hairline fracture in one of my thumbs trying to deflect a one-handed pass playing basketball 20+ years ago.

Milk is overrated. #unpopolarswillopinions

by Guest Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:42

Damn!! If I had a way to refrigerate it I should leave Wags some real milk. His wife would see the bull right before he gave her the horn.

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by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:46

Where's Gomer when you need him?

by Guest Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:47

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:lol I don't drink milk man. Remember my white-stuff aversion? Never had a glass of milk in my life.

I played a lot of sports growing up. I have ligament issues in my knees but the only bone I've ever "broken" was I had a hairline fracture in one of my thumbs trying to deflect a one-handed pass playing basketball 20+ years ago.

Milk is overrated. #unpopolarswillopinions

by **The Pantry** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 0:54

tGreenWay wrote:Where's Gomer when you need him?

He vacated this board after realizing he was wrong.

#snowflake

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 1:00

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Where's Gomer when you need him?
He vacated this board after realizing he was wrong.

#snowflake

Ya know, our president drinks raw milk. I'm not saying that has anything to do with his recent behavior, but Melania told me there's a very strong connection between the two.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 1:02

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:He vacated this board after realizing he was wrong.

#snowflake

Ya know, our president drinks raw milk. I'm not saying that has anything to do with his recent behavior, but Melania told me there's a very strong connection between the two.

Please do not bring politics into Loose's birthday thread.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 1:02

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Where's Gomer when you need him?
He vacated this board after realizing he was wrong.

#snowflake

Also, I think Turtleneck has thrown in the towel, too. Poor fella can't handle fighting the heavyweights. He's always going to be on the undercard.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 1:02

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Ya know, our president drinks raw milk. I'm not saying that has anything to do with his recent behavior, but Melania told me there's a very strong connection between the two.

Please do not bring politics into Loose's birthday thread.

Yes, boss.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 1:03

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:He vacated this board after realizing he was wrong.

#snowflake

Also, I think Turtleneck has thrown in the towel, too. Poor fella can't handle fighting the heavyweights. He's always going to be on the undercard.

Dude, I just posted last week or the week before about a raw milk terror attack overseas somewhere. I think 18 people died but the lamestream media refuses to cover it.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 1:04

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Also, I think Turtleneck has thrown in the towel, too. Poor fella can't handle fighting the heavyweights. He's always going to be on the undercard.

Dude, I just posted last week or the week before about a raw milk terror attack overseas somewhere. I think 18 people died but the lamestream media refuses to cover it.

Old news. Meanwhile, Goose and Pantry keep posting the Truth. You're hard-pressed to keep up, and it seems like you can't handle the job.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 1:20

They defend bio terrorism. That is your idea of "posting the truth"? You are a bad or sick guy!

by **tGreenWay** Fri 18 Aug 2017 - 1:26

Turtleneck wrote:They defend bio terrorism. That is your idea of "posting the truth"? You are a bad or sick guy!

That's your best comeback? Sad!

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