How bad do you guys want me to jerk off next Saturday morning?

Just wondering.

Furiously.

You better be rock hard right before the game.

Just don't get cocky. Keep your head down and stay focused.

tGreenWay wrote:Just don't get cocky. Keep your head down and stay focused.

His head should be up, have you ever spanked it before?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Just don't get cocky. Keep your head down and stay focused.

His head should be up, have you ever spanked it before?

This ^^^^^

Hey gang. Just wanted y'all to know my little southern slam piece is really getting me worked up tonight via messenger. I think tomorrow morning might be a good one. My common law wife is taking her daughter to the secretary of State to register the car I gave her. So blast off will be between 9-12. Got a good feeling about this.

kingstonlake wrote:Hey gang. Just wanted y'all to know my little southern slam piece is really getting me worked up tonight via messenger. I think tomorrow morning might be a good one. My common law wife is taking her daughter to the secretary of State to register the car I gave her. So blast off will be between 9-12. Got a good feeling about this.

Be sure to edge a few times for maximum explosion.

Hell yeah Kingston!

Rip that weed out by it's root.

Da Mayor wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Hey gang. Just wanted y'all to know my little southern slam piece is really getting me worked up tonight via messenger. I think tomorrow morning might be a good one. My common law wife is taking her daughter to the secretary of State to register the car I gave her. So blast off will be between 9-12. Got a good feeling about this.

Be sure to edge a few times for maximum explosion.

IT's working!!!

Rico Beard‏ @RicoBeard 17s17 seconds ago
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Driving to the #OhioState game with @JRoseWXYZ and the Buckeye radio station (97.1) just said that OSU LBs Jerome Baker & Dante Booker will miss today's game against the #Spartans

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Very interesting comment by Kirk Herbstreit.

Mentions Ohio State’s national recruiting and says, “Winning the Big Ten has to matter to this roster."

Then mentions guys who look at OSU only as an NFL pipeline. Given his obviously deep OSU ties, would seem to be hinting at an issue of players buying in.

It's 9:45. Any update?

I'm stuck in line at Meijer. I'm really trying to hurry guys. Bear with me here. Seriously thinking about jumping the line.

Just go in the bathroom there. You won't be the first or last to masturbate there.

Hurry up fucker. You've only got two hours before the wife and kid get back from the SOS.

Death Roe wrote:Just go in the bathroom there. You won't be the first or last to masturbate there.

I think that lines even longer....

Da Mayor wrote:Hurry up fucker. You've only got two hours before the wife and kid get back from the SOS.

Dude.....

If I don't get to go to Indy because you couldn't find the time to rub one out, I'm gonna be hella pissed.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Just don't get cocky. Keep your head down and stay focused.

His head should be up, have you ever spanked it before?

No, I have never spanked kingston before.

tGreenWay wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

His head should be up, have you ever spanked it before?

No, I have never spanked kingston before.

Liar.

Update: I'm mobile.

Beat. That. Fucking. Meat!!!

Keep seeing this little redhead spinner at Meijer every Saturday morning when I go. we smile at each other. one of these days I think I'm going to strike up a conversation. she's a lot younger than me but hey, IDGAF. She will be my mental partner today.

OMG ITS VETERANS DAY THE SOS IS CLOSED. THEYRE HOME.

kingstonlake wrote:Keep seeing this little redhead spinner at Meijer every Saturday morning when I go. we smile at each other. one of these days I think I'm going to strike up a conversation. she's a lot younger than me but hey, IDGAF. She will be my mental partner today.

You have a great opening line: "Hey, I'm the reason MSU is so good in football this year. Wanna know why?"

kingstonlake wrote:OMG ITS VETERANS DAY THE SOS IS CLOSED. THEYRE HOME.

YOU HAVE 29 MINUTES YOU BETTER BE JACKING OFF

Wow. Finished. Full disclosure. It wasn't my best effort. Took longer than I thought (30 seconds). I was rushed, people in the house, plus the weight of an appearance in Indy all in my hands. But I came through (pun intended). I think this game will be similar. A sloppy maybe even messy effort but enough to satisfy and victory! Hope I delivered the goods guys.

You're doing God's work, my friend. Go Green!

This is not good....