Joanne "Big Mamma" Carner shot her age in the US senior women's open....

And hasn't walked a course since 2004....

That's pretty badass.

Carner, 79, took a long, deep drag on her cigarette before teeing off, driving the ball 225 yards.

https://deadspin.com/a-79-year-old-nicknamed-big-mama-just-shot-her-age-at-1827572875

kingstonlake wrote:And hasn't walked a course since 2004....

That's pretty badass.

Carner, 79, took a long, deep drag on her cigarette before teeing off, driving the ball 225 yards.

https://deadspin.com/a-79-year-old-nicknamed-big-mama-just-shot-her-age-at-1827572875

lol, that picture reminds me of one reason I bowled and golfed in my 20s-40s age range. The 2 sports that you could smoke and drink while participating.

Bet she'd be a blast to have a beer with

LooseGoose wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:And hasn't walked a course since 2004....

That's pretty badass.




https://deadspin.com/a-79-year-old-nicknamed-big-mama-just-shot-her-age-at-1827572875

lol, that picture reminds me of one reason I bowled and golfed in my 20s-40s age range. The 2 sports that you could smoke and drink while participating.

You didn't play Darts?

InTenSity wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

lol, that picture reminds me of one reason I bowled and golfed in my 20s-40s age range.    The 2 sports that you could smoke and drink while participating.

You didn't play Darts?

I never got into that one. I used to watch the occasional darts league but never joined - probably because I sucked at it.

InTenSity wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

lol, that picture reminds me of one reason I bowled and golfed in my 20s-40s age range. The 2 sports that you could smoke and drink while participating.

You didn't play Darts?

Nothing was more fun than getting your drunk on and throwing Jarts. I mean, really, who needs both eyes?

tGreenWay wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
You didn't play Darts?

Nothing was more fun than getting your drunk on and throwing Jarts. I mean, really, who needs both eyes?

I damn near killed my sister with Jarts once. No joke. I wanted to see how high I could throw one so I launched it straight up in the air. Unfortunately with the extra hard toss "straight up" ended up being a 60 degree angle off towards the front door of my grandparents house. My sister was coming out the door just as it landed... about 5 feet from her head. Those fuckers were deadly.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Nothing was more fun than getting your drunk on and throwing Jarts. I mean, really, who needs both eyes?

I damn near killed my sister with Jarts once. No joke. I wanted to see how high I could throw one so I launched it straight up in the air. Unfortunately with the extra hard toss "straight up" ended up being a 60 degree angle off towards the front door of my grandparents house. My sister was coming out the door just as it landed... about 5 feet from her head. Those fuckers were deadly.

So your flirtations with dangerous ideas started young. No surprise.

tGreenWay wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
You didn't play Darts?

Nothing was more fun than getting your drunk on and throwing Jarts. I mean, really, who needs both eyes?

Who needs darts or jarts when you can drink and throw axes!