Re: Random Ramblings

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:58 pm

4'7"
245 lbs
RHR = 137 bpm
BP = 242/124 mmHg
Blood Type = sludge

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:09 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:4'7"
245 lbs
RHR = 137 bpm
BP = 242/124 mmHg
Blood Type = sludge

That is a dramatic change Bob. Been eating nothing but melted cheese lately?

by Senior Dickfist Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:27 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:You fuckers are tiny. Nordic probably has had craps bigger than you Nancies.

I know.... Random Ramblings - Page 7 1f62a

by **tGreenWay** Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:49 pm

The only thing that feels better than an all cotton sweatshirt is the touch of a good woman.

by **Floyd Robertson** Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:55 pm

tGreenWay wrote:The only thing that feels better than an all cotton sweatshirt is the touch of a good woman.

Too bad sweatshirts cost less.

by **Rocinante** Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:59 pm

tGreenWay wrote:The only thing that feels better than an all cotton sweatshirt is the touch of a good woman.

Or the touch of a bad woman.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:49 pm

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:The only thing that feels better than an all cotton sweatshirt is the touch of a good woman.

Or the touch of a bad woman.

Depends on what’s bad, though I prefer naughty.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:06 pm

All cotton? Da fuq? No.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:05 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:All cotton? Da fuq? No.

You know nothing, punk.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:12 pm

What’s the deal with balding women. Seems like I’m seeing it much more these days. It doesn’t help when some of these women with hairlines that seemingly start halfway across the top of the head are pulling their hair back in pony tails. That just shows off all the extra real estate up there.

by **Dendrobates** Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:22 pm

Our furnace is broken. It’s 63 in here now, and someone will be here between 10-2 tomorrow. I have a home warranty that will cover a new one if needed. I am so hoping to get a new one. Might as well. I got a brand new AC unit last year just paying my $75 deductible. Will I get lucky?

by Guest Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:24 pm

Dendrobates wrote:Our furnace is broken. It’s 63 in here now, and someone will be here between 10-2 tomorrow. I have a home warranty that will cover a new one if needed. I am so hoping to get a new one. Might as well. I got a brand new AC unit last year just paying my $75 deductible. Will I get lucky?

Call Wags and you will......just sing Gold Dust Woman softly in his ear.

by **I.B. Fine** Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:25 pm

Dendrobates wrote:Our furnace is broken. It’s 63 in here now, and someone will be here between 10-2 tomorrow. I have a home warranty that will cover a new one if needed. I am so hoping to get a new one. Might as well. I got a brand new AC unit last year just paying my $75 deductible. Will I get lucky?

I don't know, sounds like it might be too cold for nevets, wait 'til the furnace is fixed.

by **I.B. Fine** Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:25 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Our furnace is broken. It’s 63 in here now, and someone will be here between 10-2 tomorrow. I have a home warranty that will cover a new one if needed. I am so hoping to get a new one. Might as well. I got a brand new AC unit last year just paying my $75 deductible. Will I get lucky?
Call Wags and you will......just sing Gold Dust Woman softly in his ear.

May have to smoke a couple packs of Lucky Strikes first for the full effect.

by **Dendrobates** Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:06 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Our furnace is broken. It’s 63 in here now, and someone will be here between 10-2 tomorrow. I have a home warranty that will cover a new one if needed. I am so hoping to get a new one. Might as well. I got a brand new AC unit last year just paying my $75 deductible. Will I get lucky?
Call Wags and you will......just sing Gold Dust Woman softly in his ear.

Wags and getting my heat on? I will take it!

by **Dendrobates** Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:09 pm

I'm annoyed I'm staying at my in-laws. I was just going to bundle the kid up more, and figured it would be fine. Of course guilt trips my husband, which then makes us have to board our dog (MIL doesnt allow animals), and stuck watching their shows. Happy 1st day of vacation for me!
Damn it all. My furnace better be broke as fuck, and not some simple solution .

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:15 pm

Y’all see Paula Lavigne’s latest? Pretty typical her. At first it makes sense and should raise alarm bells. Then when you dig in on a few of the stadiums on the list it’s like “wait, this is what you’re complaining about?” Things like an lca employee having a cup of beer in a sink for handwashing (nothing about the cup of beer being served) and at ford field customers were handling condiments without tongs (I’m guessing we’re talking fresh onions by the ketchup. Sorry that nfl fans are slobs I guess.)

Anyway, just typical Lavigne looking for a story, not finding it, then running with it anyway.

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/25316231/health-inspection-reports-find-critical-violations-nfl-nhl-nba-mlb-stadiums-2018-espn-lines

by **Dendrobates** Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:17 pm

I wont click on her articles. But she sure is trying hard to make something out of nothing.

by **The Pantry** Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:26 pm

In over 40 years of driving had never locked my keys in the vehicle...until today. Some guys in the shop wanted to take a crack at it before I called road service. Three of them, including the plant manager, quickly fashioned slim jims out of steel banding and took turns trying to pop the lock. All failed, as I thought they would, because door lock mechanisms have been designed to prevent jimmys for many years.

The road service lock guy had the door open in less than 3 minutes using the little air bag and a more sophisticated version of the last poker pole I saw.

by **Dendrobates** Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:39 pm

The Pantry wrote:In over 40 years of driving had never locked my keys in the vehicle...until today. Some guys in the shop wanted to take a crack at it before I called road service. Three of them, including the plant manager, quickly fashioned slim jims out of steel banding and took turns trying to pop the lock. All failed, as I thought they would, because door lock mechanisms have been designed to prevent jimmys for many years.

The road service lock guy had the door open in less than 3 minutes using the little air bag and a more sophisticated version of the last poker pole I saw.

How much did that cost you for 3 whole minutes?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:44 pm

Dendro is your furnace trying to kick on, pilot light goes on for a second, then goes out?

by **The Pantry** Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:54 pm

Dendrobates wrote:
The Pantry wrote:In over 40 years of driving had never locked my keys in the vehicle...until today. Some guys in the shop wanted to take a crack at it before I called road service. Three of them, including the plant manager, quickly fashioned slim jims out of steel banding and took turns trying to pop the lock. All failed, as I thought they would, because door lock mechanisms have been designed to prevent jimmys for many years.

The road service lock guy had the door open in less than 3 minutes using the little air bag and a more sophisticated version of the last poker pole I saw.

How much did that cost you for 3 whole minutes?

Nothing so far. Part of the road service on my auto policy. That said, they'll probably jack my premium when the renewal comes up next year.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:00 pm

Dendrobates wrote:I'm annoyed I'm staying at my in-laws. I was just going to bundle the kid up more, and figured it would be fine. Of course guilt trips my husband, which then makes us have to board our dog (MIL doesnt allow animals), and stuck watching their shows. Happy 1st day of vacation for me!
Damn it all. My furnace better be broke as fuck, and not some simple solution .

That’s going to require more time at the MIL’s place.

by **I.B. Fine** Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:55 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I'm annoyed I'm staying at my in-laws. I was just going to bundle the kid up more, and figured it would be fine. Of course guilt trips my husband, which then makes us have to board our dog (MIL doesnt allow animals), and stuck watching their shows. Happy 1st day of vacation for me!
Damn it all. My furnace better be broke as fuck, and not some simple solution .

That’s going to require more time at the MIL’s place.

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict Dendro ain't getting lucky tonight

by **tGreenWay** Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:22 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That’s going to require more time at the MIL’s place.
I'm going to go out on a limb and predict Dendro ain't getting lucky tonight

Poor Dendro will just have to go it alone like the rest of us.

by **goodbar** Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:43 am

Dendrobates wrote:

How much did that cost you for 3 whole minutes?

by Banks2Mason Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:29 pm

goodbar wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

How much did that cost you for 3 whole minutes?

racist.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:30 pm

by **Dendrobates** Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:49 pm

Well shit, I certainly didnt get lucky guys.

The technician said they would be there from 10-2. Got there at 3. He was there for an hour and a half. We need a new control board. He says he cant do it until Monday because of waiting on our warranty approval, and the 1 store that has our part is closed for the weekend. I think he just didnt want to do it over the weekend. My home warranty company gets stuff approved fast. Really screws you over when you have a 1 year old . I dont want to do back and forth shit to the in-laws with the dog. As animals aren't allowed at the in-laws. Decided to drive 2 hours west to stay at my moms since the dog can stay there. Yippee..

by Guest Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:54 pm

Dendrobates wrote:Well shit, I certainly didnt get lucky guys.

The technician said they would be there from 10-2. Got there at 3. He was there for an hour and a half. We need a new control board. He says he cant do it until Monday because of waiting on our warranty approval, and the 1 store that has our part is closed for the weekend. I think he just didnt want to do it over the weekend. My home warranty company gets stuff approved fast. Really screws you over when you have a 1 year old . I dont want to do back and forth shit to the in-laws with the dog. As animals aren't allowed at the in-laws. Decided to drive 2 hours west to stay at my moms since the dog can stay there. Yippee..

Well the good part is that it isn't so cold you need to worry about freezing pipes.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:56 pm

What type of psycho doesn’t allow pets? Does your MIL have allergies, or is she just allergic to warmth and love and fun?

by **steveschneider** Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:41 pm

I think pickup trucks have obnoxiously bright lights and they should be more considerate of the other drivers on the road.

by Guest Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:41 pm

steveschneider wrote:I think pickup trucks have obnoxiously bright lights and they should be more considerate of the other drivers on the road.

The bright lights are to compensate for small dicks.

by **DWags** Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:51 pm

steveschneider wrote:I think pickup trucks have obnoxiously bright lights and they should be more considerate of the other drivers on the road.

I always make sure I keep mine completely off at night. I always think of others.

by Guest Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:56 pm

DWags wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I think pickup trucks have obnoxiously bright lights and they should be more considerate of the other drivers on the road.

I always make sure I keep mine completely off at night. I always think of others.

Proof of theory. Wags has a big enough trouser armadillo that he doesn't need lights, much less bright lights.

by **Dendrobates** Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:06 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Well shit, I certainly didnt get lucky guys.

The technician said they would be there from 10-2. Got there at 3. He was there for an hour and a half. We need a new control board. He says he cant do it until Monday because of waiting on our warranty approval, and the 1 store that has our part is closed for the weekend. I think he just didnt want to do it over the weekend. My home warranty company gets stuff approved fast. Really screws you over when you have a 1 year old . I dont want to do back and forth shit to the in-laws with the dog. As animals aren't allowed at the in-laws. Decided to drive 2 hours west to stay at my moms since the dog can stay there. Yippee..

Well the good part is that it isn't so cold you need to worry about freezing pipes.

Right. We are lucky there. It just sucks the kid is so young, that we're forced to leave for the night.

tGreenWay wrote:What type of psycho doesn’t allow pets? Does your MIL have allergies, or is she just allergic to warmth and love and fun?

I do love my in-laws/MIL. But she is psycho that she hates animals. It has something to do with her irrational cleanliness/borderline OCD. She thinks of all animals as dirty and disgusting. Her obsessive and irrational cleaning habits is mostly what makes it so miserable being around for an extended period of time (pure hell when we lived there for a year and half, I had to give up my snake). Although when my husband was a kid, he brought in different animals and reluctantly allowed it. She sure as hell never did a single thing to care for them. Hubby legit took care 100% of every animal he ever had (dog, bird, snake, etc).

by **steveschneider** Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:31 pm

DWags wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I think pickup trucks have obnoxiously bright lights and they should be more considerate of the other drivers on the road.

I always make sure I keep mine completely off at night. I always think of others.

It’s not all of them but man some of them it’s like stadium lights coming off the top of them. Burns my retinas.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:31 am

https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/wilderness-resources/blogs/super-grove-redwood-tree-clones

This shit is getting cut down in about 200 years.

by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:38 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:This shit is getting cut down in about 200 years.

How can anyone question the intellect of someone with this insight?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:41 am

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:This shit is getting cut down in about 200 years.

How can anyone question the intellect of someone with this insight?

#StaffordForGovernor

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