tOfficial Bob, stop stealing things thread

[tGreenWay]

At least three homes in our neighborhood have been hit by a ne’er-do-well who is boldly and shamelessly stealing holiday decorations from front porches and yards.
Seriously, Bob, just grab packages on the doorstep like other hoodlums. What you’re doing is making little kids and their yummy mummies cry.

[Senior Dickfist]

Bob is a runner, it might be hard to catch him.

[tGreenWay]

I keep staying up, waiting for Bob to run past my house, my Remi 12 gauge resting against the front door.

[Senior Dickfist]

Wrong firearm for the job. I'm pretty sure he's not a bird.

[Senior Dickfist]

Also, for the record, I do not condone shooting Bob. I intend to wish him a happy Friday tomorrow.

[tGreenWay]

I wouldn’t actually use it on Bob, unless you count pointing it at him to make him run faster as using it on him. I call that incentive.

[Jake from State Farm]

Wrong firearm for the job. I'm pretty sure he's not a bird.

Replace the buckshot with salt. Bob might run even faster with a salt implant.

[Robert J Sakimano]

At least three homes in our neighborhood have been hit by a ne’er-do-well who is boldly and shamelessly stealing holiday decorations from front porches and yards.
Seriously, Bob, just grab packages on the doorstep like other hoodlums. What you’re doing is making little kids and their yummy mummies cry.

our Christmas decorations are within our soul.. within our heart.. filled with memories that remind us of the true reason for the season. Faith, family and friends.

(if anyone needs any plastic reindeer or an inflatable Santa Claus at discount prices, hit me up).

[Robert J Sakimano]

Also, for the record, I do not condone shooting Bob.

you inspire the best in all of us.

[tGreenWay]

Wrong firearm for the job. I'm pretty sure he's not a bird.

Replace the buckshot with salt. Bob might run even faster with a salt implant.

Well done.

[AvgMSUJoe]

Get a job hippy!

Quit stealin for your stuff!

[tGreenWay]

Get a job hippy!

Quit stealin for your stuff!

Bob only steals because he couldn’t cut it as a street corner beggar. Didn’t have it in him to write God Bless You on his cardboard box sign.

[Rocinante]

Bob, where are my glasses? They were expensive and I doubt we have the same prescription.

[tGreenWay]

Bob, where are my glasses? They were expensive and I doubt we have the same prescription.

And I just remembered I lost $1,000 last week. Bob, where’s my money?

[Robert J Sakimano]

FAKE NEWS!!

[Nordic]

This. Bob goes house to house every night looking for the unlocked cars. Happens frequently. People will post on the neighborhood Facebook page, someone will say it happened to them, too, police will be notified, and yet Bob remains a free man.

Bob, give me back my headphones.

Not funny Bob. Heading to the gym soon and I don't have any headphones, you took my spare as well.

I didn't see this PSA from tGreenway yesterday or I would of locked my shit up.

[tGreenWay]

Bob, give me back my headphones.

Not funny Bob. Heading to the gym soon and I don't have any headphones, you took my spare as well.

I didn't see this PSA from tGreenway yesterday or I would of locked my shit up.

Bob is a master at taking advantage of people at their most vulnerable time.

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