Re: Attention DWags! - National Title Game Thread

by Guest Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:59 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:This is a thread about my penis please stay on topic thank you

Here's some ax porn for you.

Attention DWags! - National Title Game Thread - Page 2 Travis10

by **DWags** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:04 pm

So Butch Jones is not listed on Bama’s staff but he’s down there coaching. WTF.

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:05 pm

I just got back from dealing with a car, what's going on, is this the Big 12 championship?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:06 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:I just got back from dealing with a car, what's going on, is this the Big 12 championship?

I already made that joke!

by **DWags** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:06 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:I just got back from dealing with a car, what's going on, is this the Big 12 championship?

Travis has a penis.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:07 pm

DWags wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:I just got back from dealing with a car, what's going on, is this the Big 12 championship?

Travis has a penis.

A greasy one.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:09 pm

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I was busy why are you guys talking about my penis?

Why not? We had a whole thread about where up north was.

Let it go, Mr. Bitterman.

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:12 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:I just got back from dealing with a car, what's going on, is this the Big 12 championship?

I already made that joke!

If you think I'm reading everything you write, you've grossly overestimated our friendship

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:13 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
DWags wrote:

Travis has a penis.

A greasy one.

Sounds like first hand knowledge

by Guest Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:14 pm

These teams resemble our offense prior to the injuries.

by Guest Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:15 pm

O/U is now 79.5

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:15 pm

LooseGoose wrote:These teams resemble our offense prior to the injuries.

Set the pipe down for a bit, Goose

by **steveschneider** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:16 pm

LooseGoose wrote:These teams resemble our offense prior to the injuries.

lol!!!

by **DWags** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:16 pm

LooseGoose wrote:These teams resemble our offense prior to the injuries.

You’re looking at a reason you and I will never see an MSU football championship.

by **steveschneider** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:17 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:These teams resemble our offense prior to the injuries.
Set the pipe down for a bit, Goose

We should poach one of these coordinators and a few of their recruits.

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:18 pm

steveschneider wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:
Set the pipe down for a bit, Goose

We should poach one of these coordinators and a few of their recruits.

Do you mean 'kidnap'?

by **kingstonlake** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:23 pm

Grab your helmet Jalen.

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:23 pm

How much longer before Nick pulls Tua?

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:29 pm

Damn, Clemson is making Bama's defense look as bad as our offense

by **steveschneider** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:30 pm

I have a bold prediction. These two teams will meet again next year in the championship game.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:33 pm

DWags wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:These teams resemble our offense prior to the injuries.

You are looking live at a reason you and I will never see an MSU football championship.

I turned your post into a Brent Musburger impersonation.

by **Death Roe** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:34 pm

steveschneider wrote:I have a bold prediction. These two teams will meet again next year in the championship game.

Attention DWags! - National Title Game Thread - Page 2 Giphy

by **Death Roe** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:39 pm

Alabama was down double digits at halftime to Georgia last year. We all know what happened. I'm not convinced Clemson pulls this out until they're up 21+

by **steveschneider** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:39 pm

Clemson is fucking them up

by **kingstonlake** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:42 pm

Death Roe wrote:Alabama was down double digits at halftime to Georgia last year. We all know what happened. I'm not convinced Clemson pulls this out until they're up 21+

Clemson smells blood. If they score here it could be night night.

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:43 pm

Lol

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by **steveschneider** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:43 pm

Death Roe wrote:Alabama was down double digits at halftime to Georgia last year. We all know what happened. I'm not convinced Clemson pulls this out until they're up 21+

Clemson is like tecmo bowl when the defense picks your play.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:45 pm

Only a dummy would post about this game in the bowl thread.

by **Death Roe** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:46 pm

Nick Saban: On the hot seat?

by **steveschneider** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:46 pm

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by Guest Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:47 pm

Saban fires DC at halftime.

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:49 pm

Death Roe wrote:Nick Saban: On the hot seat?

No, he's not dead yet... then, for sure

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:50 pm

DWags wrote:So Butch Jones is not listed on Bama’s staff but he’s down there coaching. WTF.

He’s an offensive analyst. Saban hired him not too long after he was fired by UT. I think he is headed to Maryland with Locksley, but I’m not positive about that.

by **steveschneider** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:53 pm

So let’s say hypothetically I won powerball and I wanted to start using my money to improve MSU football could money make MSU competitive with Bama or Clemson?

by aualum06 Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:53 pm

Bama 51 Clemson 38

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:55 pm

steveschneider wrote:So let’s say hypothetically I won powerball and I wanted to start using my money to improve MSU football could money make MSU competitive with Bama or Clemson?

Legally?

by Guest Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:59 pm

steveschneider wrote:So let’s say hypothetically I won powerball and I wanted to start using my money to improve MSU football could money make MSU competitive with Bama or Clemson?

Hire Saban for $20M a year.
Build a football only dorm so posh that recruits want to live there.
(might have to allow some "regular students" in.)
Renovate all other facilities including the stadium. Make them #1 in the US.
Give Saban an unlimited staff/recruiting budget.

We could be competitive then.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:00 pm

steveschneider wrote:So let’s say hypothetically I won powerball and I wanted to start using my money to improve MSU football could money make MSU competitive with Bama or Clemson?

Only if you can convince the NCAA to let MSU play their home games in South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, Tennessee, North Carolina, or California.

by **The Pantry** Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:01 pm

Saban sounded like a whiny bitch in the halftime interview. Reminded me of a couple posters here.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:03 pm

The Pantry wrote:Saban sounded like a whiny bitch in the halftime interview. Reminded me of a couple posters here.

Did he flip out over dairy products or condiments?

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