Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

[Robert J Sakimano]

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a

[Robert J Sakimano]

I cannot vote for Biden
there is something he is hidin'
I prefer to vote for a racist
who also happens to be a rapist
I allow jesus to do my guidin'

[Robert J Sakimano]

I ain't scared of no virus
we need to be very desirous
I mean, what the heck
I need my government check
I listen to Billy Ray Cyrus

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is a diverse little town
we have blondes and hair of brown
our skin may be white
but we're equals in His sight
we will never let Trump down

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a man from Mio
who loved the orange guy-o
he defends him at all costs
regardless of the lives lost
he made and sent him a pie-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a protest in Mio
just kidding, it was a church fish fry-o
the white folks would come
fish, they would eat some
then hug each other goodbye-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

Top Gun is on IFC right now.

My love for him profuse
His home in Mio, he did introduce
When I watch Top Gun
I'm reminded of fun
Just wanna say "talk to me Goose"

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio does not like Big Gretch
A mask we don't wanna fetch
We call ourselves pro-life
Until we experience strife
Then our values we stretch

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest-o
who wrote a rambling manifesto
he watches a lot of news
it supports his political views
he seems very stressed-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

the economy in Mio is great
folks at church fill the plate
they pray with all their might
not a brown person in sight
then they drive to ChickFila-te

[Robert J Sakimano]

Trump once held a rally
He spoke of a tremendous tally
Some Mio patriots went
Lots of money they spent
There were more people at the bowling alley

[DWags]

Goose has emailed me recently. I believe like many our age we both kind of feel that our generation fucked up a lot. Both for various reasons. It’s how you fix the fuck ups that matters. He says hi.

[tGreenWay]

Trump once held a rally
He spoke of a tremendous tally
Some Mio patriots went
Lots of money they spent
There were more people at the bowling alley

These really are just the worst poems ever.

[kingstonlake]

Goose has emailed me recently. I believe like many our age we both kind of feel that our generation fucked up a lot. Both for various reasons. It’s how you fix the fuck ups that matters. He says hi.

Goose is a good guy. Glad he’s doing well.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Trump once held a rally
He spoke of a tremendous tally
Some Mio patriots went
Lots of money they spent
There were more people at the bowling alley

These really are just the worst poems ever.

they are absolutely the worst poems imaginable.. all, like, 137 of them.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Goose has emailed me recently. I believe like many our age we both kind of feel that our generation fucked up a lot. Both for various reasons. It’s how you fix the fuck ups that matters. He says hi.

tell Goose I said "wassup".. I hope hope he's in a good place.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest emailed from Mio
He wanted to tell us "hi"-o
He was watching"Meet The Press"
Became acutely depressed
Salty language he let fly-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a deadly hoax
that to some was the butt of jokes
while the citizens of Oscoda
sip their orange soda
and practice their golf strokes

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio has an idyllic town square
COVID will never go there
children ride their bikes
such cute little tykes
all with blonde curly hair

[Robert J Sakimano]

Top Gun just came on IFC
Mio is is a great place to be
Yes, they have Goose
And will never turn him loose
Everyone frolicks with glee

[msugolfguy]

there once was a deadly hoax
that to some was the butt of jokes
while the citizens of Oscoda
sip their orange soda
and practice their golf strokes

Do you frequent Oscoda? Because my family has a couple of cottages on Lake Huron and the Orange pop part is pretty halrious and true.

[msugolfguy]

there once was a man named Guest
the town of Mio he blessed
he would become incensed
his love of Trump, intense
he left as a form of protest

Lol. This one is good.

[msugolfguy]

когда-то был человек по имени Гость
кто пришел в tSwill с большим интересом
он часто злился
на веселье
до одного дня он ушел в знак протеста

Wtf lol

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a deadly hoax
that to some was the butt of jokes
while the citizens of Oscoda
sip their orange soda
and practice their golf strokes

Do you frequent Oscoda? Because my family has a couple of cottages on Lake Huron and the Orange pop part is pretty halrious and true.

never been. I wouldn't even know which direction it is.

[Robert J Sakimano]

когда-то был человек по имени Гость
кто пришел в tSwill с большим интересом
он часто злился
на веселье
до одного дня он ушел в знак протеста

Wtf lol

just one of my approximate140 Guest-inspired poems. I wrote that one in Russian as an homage to his christian patriot.

[msugolfguy]

in Mio tSwill is banned
and they say we live in a free land
if Guest cannot read
then why did the troops bleed?
might as well call it Mio-stan

Holy Bible I missed this one. Lol

[msugolfguy]

Wtf lol

just one of my approximate140 Guest-inspired poems. I wrote that one in Russian as an homage to his christian patriot.

I'm crying. This is so funny.

[Robert J Sakimano]

just one of my approximate140 Guest-inspired poems. I wrote that one in Russian as an homage to his christian patriot.

I'm crying. This is so funny.

I suspect others are crying for different reasons.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I miss the poster named Guest
he left at his own behest
he had taken enough
of our anti-Trump stuff
with his hero we should not have messed.

[steveschneider]

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a

I like it a lot but one call out don't people call it pop?

[Robert J Sakimano]

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a

I like it a lot but one call out don't people call it pop?

are you really calling out the Poet Laureate of tSwill??

1. "pop" doesn't rhyme with "Oscoda".
b. stay in your lane, Bro.

[steveschneider]

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a

How about this fix?

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
And ask for a soda
A local might stop
And tell you 'we call it pop'
and that it's best you get it right
or you might end up in a fight.

[Cameron]

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a

How about this fix?

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
And ask for a soda
A local might stop
And tell you 'we call it pop'
and that it's best you get it right
or you might end up in a fight.

Do you know how to count, steve?

Bob was right, leave it to the professional.

[steveschneider]

[quote="Cameron"]

How about this fix?

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
And ask for a soda
A local might stop
And tell you 'we call it pop'
and that it's best you get it right
or you might end up in a fight.

Do you know how to count, steve?

Bob was right, leave it to the professional.[/quote
]

This is poetry not accounting.

[Cameron]

Do you know how to count, steve?

Bob was right, leave it to the professional.

This is poetry not accounting.

Syllables, motherfucker. Your poem has the wrong amounts.

[steveschneider]

This is poetry not accounting.

Syllables, motherfucker. Your poem has the wrong amounts.

I was going for a beatnik thing, you have to imagine how it would sound over some jazz.

[Robert J Sakimano]

How about this fix?

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
And ask for a soda
A local might stop
And tell you 'we call it pop'
and that it's best you get it right
or you might end up in a fight.

Do you know how to count, steve?

Bob was right, leave it to the professional.

thank you.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Steve, you're more than welcome to contribute to the poetry compendium.. that's perfectly cool and it's important to keep the memory of Guest alive through our collective voice.

But it's also important to remember that the art is as unique as the individual.

Guest deserves nothing less.

[Robert J Sakimano]

This is poetry not accounting.

Syllables, motherfucker. Your poem has the wrong amounts.

[kingstonlake]

I use to enjoy this thread. It's become way to fancy for me.

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