Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

[Robert J Sakimano]

another new page and keeping Guest's mainstream media-inspired and Rational Thoughts of the Average Christian Male manifesto at the top..

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others.   I get up and check my email, answer any important ones.   Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles.   Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now.  Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators.  After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.  
The not even close parts:  I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning.   He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide.  Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.  
The BS part is BS on your part.   You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going?  Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole.   You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books.  You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me.   I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board.    There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin.  That's the double standard that irked me most.  The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries.  One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero.  Why?   Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it.  And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding.   At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview.    So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.  
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you.  I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to.   And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.  
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board.   Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill.   They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan.   The question is how will they fare in the final standings.   (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me.   I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good.   Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?  

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a man named Guest-o
who authored a lengthy manifesto
he'd watch the nightly news
leaving him very confused
he decided that leaving tSwill was best-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

an artist's rendering of "Mi-o-Lago" - a jesus-theme amusement park being debated at this week's meeting of Oscoda County Board of Commissioners and NASCAR Enthusiasts.

if passed, it will move on for further discussion of funding at the First Baptist Church of the Reformed in downtown Mio.

The public will be welcome to attend and men will allowed to make public comments.

hearing that Mi-o-Lago is considering have a water park-esque slide where the white children slide down into the waiting arms of Jesus.

working to get confirmation.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Miovians are a people so great
they finish all the food on their plate
church is a place they gather
to discuss the things that matter
their christian hero they want to reinstate

[GRR Spartan]

Don't wish for The American Brownshirts that include Guest in their group.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Don't wish for The American Brownshirts that include Guest in their group.

I hope they don't make him sad.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is not a town of fools
their white children fill Sunday schools
they pray to their racist, bigoted sexual predator hero
their tolerance of anything else is zero
the children must follow His rules

[Robert J Sakimano]

I know that Guest reads our page
I hope it doesn't send him into a rage
my poetry pays him and his town respect
their christian hero, they failed to elect
war against democracy, they chose to wage

[Robert J Sakimano]

it was hard for Guest to chill
time in his day, he would fill
raging on a message board
pie ingredients, he would hoard
it's healthy he left tSwill

[Robert J Sakimano]

it's a beautiful day in the village of Mio
June comes just before July-o
people here put their faith in God
they support a death penalty firing squad
little white children enjoy apple pie-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest enjoys watching the 'news'
his view of America, it soothes
it helps him create a narrative
makes him feel better, by comparative
otherwise, his feelings will bruise

[Robert J Sakimano]

citizens of Mio live in a constant rage
the media helps set the stage
they are riveted to the 'news'
it gives them white people blues
with reality, they disengage

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest loves to watch the 'news'
he sits in his recliner and stews
message boards, he had to leave
he simply could not believe
that people had alternate views

[Robert J Sakimano]

the white people in Mio enjoy the summer
they still can't believe the election numbers
it was most definitely election fraud
their racist christian hero is their God
they find open, fair elections to be a bummer

[Robert J Sakimano]

patriots in Mio celebrate the 4th
its majesty is the gateway to Up North
they experienced such dejection
since the fraudulent election
colored people better not vote henceforth

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest celebrated the 4th of July
read his bible and asked "lord, why"?
the lord said "election fraud..
.. was an insult to god"..
Guest hung his head and began to cry

[Robert J Sakimano]

the Mio Church of God passed around a boot
to collect donations for their hero's lawsuit
They love the Constitution
the money will go to prostitution
the facts of the case will quickly dilute

[Robert J Sakimano]

My hope is that Miovians stop watching the news
it leads to them being confused
I hope they can enjoy their weekend
without going off the political deep end
it can make your feelings easily bruise

[Robert J Sakimano]

Almost a week without a good poem
Guest was a friend to all fortunate to know him
he could anger very quickly
followed the mainstream media quite strictly
it made him sad when the election was stolen

[NigelUno]

Almost a week without a good poem
Guest was a friend to all fortunate to know him
he could anger very quickly
followed the mainstream media quite strictly
it made him sad when the election was stolen

That one just didn't flow at the end.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Almost a week without a good poem
Guest was a friend to all fortunate to know him
he could anger very quickly
followed the mainstream media quite strictly
it made him sad when the election was stolen

That one just didn't flow at the end.

I think I was in a hurry..

Guest and Mi-O-Lago deserve better.

[Rocinante]

I was once riding a bike on a forest trail just outside of mio and when I came around a corner there was a fat biker dude railing a fat biker chick right next to the trail. I’m still scarred from it. Work that into a poem please.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I was once riding a bike on a forest trail just outside of mio and when I came around a corner there was a fat biker dude railing a fat biker chick right next to the trail. I’m still scarred from it. Work that into a poem please.

I gotta water some flowers but I'll get around to it.

Thanks man.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio doesn't believe in the vaccine
it's a tool of the socialist machine
they ain't afraid of the virus
they do love Billy Ray Cyrus
jesus is the best healthcare they've seen

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest isn't afraid of a viral infection
but he's sad about a stolen election
to jesus he will kneel and pray
that He keep the brown people away
while cheering a murderous insurrection

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mi-O-Lago is a land of culture and taste
cigarettes and processed meat never waste
in the shadow of the church steeple
are a bunch of white people
they are there by god's grace

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
whose patience wasn't the best
his tolerance was zero
if someone criticized his christian hero
the town of Mio, he blessed

[steveschneider]

there once was a poster named Guest
whose patience wasn't the best
his tolerance was zero
if someone criticized his christian hero
the town of Mio, he blessed

Good stuff. What caused him to leave again?

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
whose patience wasn't the best
his tolerance was zero
if someone criticized his christian hero
the town of Mio, he blessed

Good stuff. What caused him to leave again?

he got upset that people were saying mean things about the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator.

it was certainly best for him and his emotional state. I hope he's okay. I know he reads the board, so I like to write some poetry.. just my way of saying 'hello' to him as he peruses our humble message board.

[steveschneider]

Good stuff. What caused him to leave again?

he got upset that people were saying mean things about the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator.

it was certainly best for him and his emotional state. I hope he's okay. I know he reads the board, so I like to write some poetry.. just my way of saying 'hello' to him as he peruses our humble message board.

I remember way back in the day he used to send us weather forecasts from the 70's to prove that global warming doesn't exist. He was definitely entertaining.

[Robert J Sakimano]

he got upset that people were saying mean things about the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator.

it was certainly best for him and his emotional state. I hope he's okay. I know he reads the board, so I like to write some poetry.. just my way of saying 'hello' to him as he peruses our humble message board.

I remember way back in the day he used to send us weather forecasts from the 70's to prove that global warming doesn't exist. He was definitely entertaining.

yeah, I miss Guest but I'm glad he's taking care of himself. It wasn't healthy for him here.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest will likely never be back
but he's saving himself from a heart attack
he can relax back in the county of Oscoda
and sip a sugary soda
while smoking cigs and eating a snack

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

he got upset that people were saying mean things about the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator.

it was certainly best for him and his emotional state. I hope he's okay. I know he reads the board, so I like to write some poetry.. just my way of saying 'hello' to him as he peruses our humble message board.

I remember way back in the day he used to send us weather forecasts from the 70's to prove that global warming doesn't exist. He was definitely entertaining.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I remember way back in the day he used to send us weather forecasts from the 70's to prove that global warming doesn't exist. He was definitely entertaining.

[Robert J Sakimano]

the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator hero
Guest's problems with him are "zero"
he'll be reinstated tomorrow
alleviating Guest of great sorrow
the christians of Mio will cheer-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

The government cannot mandate the vaccine
if they attempt to, the Men of Mio will intervene
they submit proof of vaccination
for their children's education
they don't realize that it's routine

[Robert J Sakimano]

proud white men have had enough
they're armed, religious and tough
their whining is quite frequent
they complain of mistreatment
their life has been very rough

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest will never wear a mask
it's an assault to freedom, if you ask
nobody is dying
scientists are lying
besides, it's an uncomfortable task

[steveschneider]

Guest will never wear a mask
it's an assault to freedom, if you ask
nobody is dying
scientists are lying
besides, it's an uncomfortable task

Hysterical.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest will never wear a mask
it's an assault to freedom, if you ask
nobody is dying
scientists are lying
besides, it's an uncomfortable task

Hysterical.

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