Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-31, 09:15

time for another page and the bumping of the Guest manifesto.. the ManiGuesto.

I hope Guest is enjoying a good winter in Mi-O-Lago, the multicultural hub of Oscoda County, while soaking up the mainstream media and the devastating news of America being on the cusp of a black female being nominated to SCOTUS.

hello Guest.. we know you're reading. Hope you're doing well.

without further adieu, the completely normal ramblings of our poster formerly known as Goose.

Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-31, 15:26

In Mio, life is a little bit slower
I suspect Guest uses a snow blower
eats lunch at the Oscoda Diner
takes a nap in his comfy recliner
proud to be a faithful church-goer

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-01, 11:20

there once was a poster named Guest
free thought, he tried to suppress
it became time to leave
to gain an emotional reprieve
he did not need additional stress

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-01, 17:37

Mio is not far from Levering
Where sex with a kid is everything
So maybe Guest knows
which schoolgirl give blows
Especially at church when worshiping

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-02, 11:20

Trapper Gus wrote:Mio is not far from Levering
Where sex with a kid is everything
So maybe Guest knows
which schoolgirl give blows
Especially at church when worshiping

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by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-02, 11:23

Mio is offending by reading
they run to the school board pleading
to remove books from shelves
they then submerge themselves
into a christian men's prayer meeting

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-02, 19:07

The snow is piling high up in Mio
it's the favorite color of many oh whyoh
because it is white
it's viewed with delight
while stacked by the roads in pileohs

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-07, 10:31

Mio enjoys celebrating Monday
after a holy church revival on Sunday
they hug their kids that are white
reading bibles with such delight
it makes for a wholesome fun day

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-08, 11:16

the men of Mio collect 'neath the steeple
they don't think much of black and brown people
steeped deeply into the religious
"Top Eater" at the Mio Diner, prestigious
they only respect 'life' when it's fetal

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-09, 09:25

In Mio the home of white bread
There is little more to be said
Goose lives there
Along with a bear
While fantasies dance in his head

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-11, 08:32

Guest just loves him the top one precent
he is all in on paying them rent
Democracy overthrown
with that he's at home
and for that all of his money is spent

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-11, 09:12

Guest's part-time job is a freedom trucker
Jesus is his homeboy motherfucker
occupying the church's first pews
getting excited at the nightly news
independent thought is for the non-christian sucker

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-12, 08:34

this week Goose wants to shut everything down
Last week "open up" was all over his gown
could he make up his mind
and I'm being kind
he really just looks like a clown

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-13, 07:25

On Sunday Goose goes off to church
prays for all of his sins he can perch
God listens to hymns
then forgives all the symns
So Goose can go back and besmirch

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-14, 13:17

today is the day Guest honors his Valentine
he watches the news and, predictably, will whine
about black and brown people
he will stand 'neath the steeple
and smile as he watches god's love shine

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-15, 07:37

On the fifteenth Goose sometimes get paid
and then he sometimes gets laid
social disease not a worry
cause he's in a hurry
and he cums before his gets to a maid

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-15, 10:29

there once was a dude in Mio
who was a rather angry guy-o
he finally got mad and left
his tolerance of opinions, bereft
his allegiance to trump, you can't deny-o

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-15, 19:55

When Goose was a gosling life was fine
They watched Leave it to Beaver all the time
Now Black people say
Life isn't okay
And Goose has to watch Will Smith sublime

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-18, 20:17

Putin is Goose's best buddy
Biden is an old fuddy-duddy
Ukraine is Russia's soon
Goose surely will swoon
And spoon with Putin so cuddly

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-20, 08:48

Mio on Sundays is quiet
White folk no longer riot
Goose is asleep
Birds cheep, cheep, cheep!
Its something you just cannot buyit.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-21, 09:46

Mio supports Vladimir Putin
the Russian horn, they are a-tootin'
they support a genocidal dictator
and celebrate their orange christian traitor
they're looking forward to their next school shootin'

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-24, 09:45

the patriots of Mio support Putin's invasion
at the diner, they celebrate this momentous occasion
blindly following Putin
they are a-rootin'
for an end to god's creation

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-24, 09:48

(for the Russian assets in Mio)

Мио поддерживает Владимира Путина
русский рожок, они гудит
они поддерживают геноцидного диктатора
и праздновать своего оранжевого христианского предателя
они с нетерпением ждут следующей стрельбы в школе

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-24, 10:00

When the four horseman they aride
With Goose and his friends all astride
The world as it turns
Will be bright as it burns
But it's too late to turn aside.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-24, 12:54

Mio issues a proclamation
in support of the Russian invasion
it is a peace-keeping mission
to grant access to medical, dental and vision
Putin is such an inspiration

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-25, 08:53

Goose supports the United States
Unless it increases price of baits
he would rather be red
than pay more to Ned
For Putin he cheers for his fates

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-26, 20:22

In light if recent events, and in a show of solidarity, the Mio Diner has now changed their name to the Miokov Oбедающий.

Please make a note of it.

In the meantime, decent Americans will stand with Ukraine.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-28, 09:40

the diner in Miokov has deep-fried chicken
they believe a woman's place is in the kitchen
with faithful support in Putin
the Russian flag, they're salutin'
it's the new MAGA tradition

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-02-28, 09:52

At Ada's the chicken is great
Drive from Mio its well worth the wait
Turkey Roost is nice
At twice the price
But it is just too far down state

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-28, 11:11

there once was a poster named Guest
who cheered for Putin with zest
the invasion of Ukraine
to not celebrate it = insane
he passed the MAGA test

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-28, 14:49

Miokov is a land of opportunity
for white people only, they promote unity
eating pie at the diner
few things could be finer
than a white, christian community

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-03-01, 10:15

Guest is enjoying the truck convoy
seeing the country is something he does enjoy
he stays clear of urban communities
where brown people might have opportunities
ah, the life of a freedom-lovin' highway cowboy

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-03-02, 09:14

Guest was well-loved on the board
the pen is mightier than the sword
a stolen election
led to a violent insurrection
a christian-based theocracy, he's leaning toward

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-03-02, 09:22

MTG heckle of Biden is trying
While about his son Joe is crying
While our friend Guest
Thought it was the best
For most we just ain't buying

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-03-02, 09:42

Joe Biden spoke of his dead child
the christian reaction was not mild
they heckled and screamed
his grief, they demeaned
pro-life christians are pretty wild

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-03-02, 22:20

In Mio the Christians are split
They are all going to spit
on one another
brother to brother
Trump and Turtle do not fit

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-03-05, 17:38

On tSwill all the rules they be broken
Fuck Shit Whore they all are often spoken
Goose had to leave
As he had to grieve
That Trump was not to be woken

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-03-07, 08:46

Mio is celebrating the truck convoy
federal mandates designed to annoy
though the mandates don't exist
low-intellect patriots will persist
the mainstream media brings them great joy

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-03-07, 09:03

there once was a guy named Putin
for him, the town of Mio is a-rootin'
he's a man of great vision
on a humanitarian mission
for christian peace, there 's no substitutin'

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-03-07, 09:51

there once was a poster named Guest
whose temper you better not test
he spends a lot of time in church
the Mio Diner has deep-fried perch
he decided that leaving was best

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