Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 7 Mar 2022 - 10:13

it's that time again... the start of a new page in our homage to Guest, his support of the mainstream media, small town Michigan values, church, and a willingness to trust anything/anyone who makes his Miokov bubble feel more relaxed.

Miss you, my dude.. I know you're reading. Hope all is well and that you're in a good place.

Guest wrote: Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 8 Mar 2022 - 9:27

Mio is outraged at the price of gas
it is something they cannot get past
they also believe in personal responsibility
along with financial accountability
so their outrage is predictably miscast

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 8 Mar 2022 - 9:30

Mio is a christian town with a bucolic scene
they drive trucks that drink gasoline
they get angry real easy
and eat food that is greasy
they're opposed to energy that is green

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 8 Mar 2022 - 9:36

While Goose is a poster long past
tSwill is drifting to Wells I'm aghast
some from that board
have not cut the cord
they are posting like Wells was a blast

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 8 Mar 2022 - 10:10

Guest is closely tuned to the news
the price of gas gives him the blues
to the gallon, he gets 9 miles
which leads to very few smiles
he finds comfort in that Putin won't lose

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 8 Mar 2022 - 10:12

apple pie, coconut and cherry
the cost of gas is scary
how can Guest bake pies
on the back of Biden lies
he is closely tuned to media commentary

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 8 Mar 2022 - 10:16

today's dessert special at the diner in Miokov
is brought to you by Sergei Vladakov
it's a battered, deep-fried Butterfinger
a culinary delight that is sure to linger
through the nicotine-laced haze, old men cough

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 8 Mar 2022 - 18:06

Once Goose supported invading Iraq
Now he is protecting Putin's back
In Mio He's king
ring a ding ding
On keeping all war all on track

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 10 Mar 2022 - 11:19

the Mio Diner is a wonderful place
God shines his light down with loving grace
they eat deep fried chicken
keep their women in the kitchen
while holding Putin in a warm embrace

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 10 Mar 2022 - 11:20

Guest's favorite waitress is Maude
like him, she's a faithful follower of God
chainsmoking cigs out back
unafraid of a heart attack
she's upset about voter fraud

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 10 Mar 2022 - 11:22

Maude graduated at the top of her class
knowledge today she continues to amass
committed to the nightly news
it shapes her global views
tomorrow's special is deep-fried bass

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri 11 Mar 2022 - 9:28

eggs, sausage, bacon and ham
folks at the diner love Uncle Sam
goatees and tummies that are round
a flag-wavin' christian can always be found
in need of an electrocardiogram

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 15 Mar 2022 - 9:42

Guest is outraged by gas prices
as he massages himself with ham slices
with an absolute right to drive a car
afraid of black folks, he won't get too far
an assault on democracy, Mio carefully devises

by **Trapper Gus** Thu 17 Mar 2022 - 8:14

oil's price has been steadily falling
but goose he hasn't been calling
for Putin's head
for he is red
In Mio he's king of the pauling

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri 18 Mar 2022 - 15:14

Guest is outraged by Hunter Biden
He wonders what he is hidin'?
The mainstream media has Guest enraged
To the Russian assets, he stays stays engaged
With Russia, he's always sidin'

by **Trapper Gus** Sat 19 Mar 2022 - 9:39

Putin has his foot in a jam
His army is stuck oh damm
goose is sad
his hero is bad
yet he still goes to church kerblam

by **Trapper Gus** Sat 19 Mar 2022 - 10:59

Fox has Hunter Biden trending
tNYT has its pants down bending
the fact is known
the laptop is blown
the Trump FBI said so ending

by **Trapper Gus** Mon 21 Mar 2022 - 9:43

a black Woman's up for the court
causing Goose to seriously contort
raciest, not he
white privileged he be
while very much sugar he snort

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 21 Mar 2022 - 10:07

who names their child "Ketanji Brown Jackson"
Mio suspect it's just a distraction
he/she will promote CRT
in direction opposition to christian-i-ty
with her brown skin, Oscoda proclaims dissatisfaction

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 21 Mar 2022 - 10:10

Mondays after church are the best
the mainstream media is a favorite of Guest
they tell him what to believe
they prey upon the naive
the christians in Mio are blessed

by **Trapper Gus** Mon 21 Mar 2022 - 11:04

why bless your heart they do say
not meaning a nicety that day
like in the South
it is meanly mouth
for their sins they surely will pay

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 21 Mar 2022 - 11:09

Ethel works at the Mio Dinner
deep-fried Twinkies, nothing is finer
she smokes unfiltered Camels
and waits on Miovian mammals
'til they relocate to their cozy recliner

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 22 Mar 2022 - 12:10

Guest enjoys the SCOTUS hearing
a black female is what he's fearing
from the comfort of his cozy chair
and through smoke-filled living room air
he prays that Russia is still interfering

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 22 Mar 2022 - 12:13

the SCOTUS hearings of confirmation
Guest is watching with admiration
whiny old white men question
a qualified black woman with aggression
Jesus provides Guest eternal salvation

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 22 Mar 2022 - 13:42

when Guest is not tweeting
it makes me happy that he's reading
our poems at tSwill
I know that he will
return to the diner to start eating

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 22 Mar 2022 - 13:49

if my math is correct (spoiler alert.. it is), I have penned 412 poems in this thread to pay homage to our beloved friend, Guest.

and, yes, the poems are really, really bad... and follow no sort of rhythm, poetic structure or pentameter.. but, they come from the heart. They honor my friend and all that he loves and enjoys... small town America, church, MAGA, tuning into the mainstream media and being a genuine observer of the world from his narrow slice of the fruited plain.

thanks for reading, Guest! tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread - Page 24 969504605

tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread - Page 24 969504605

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 22 Mar 2022 - 19:48

bob's love of goose is outstanding
his devotion to verse is unmanning
yet goose is still gone
and bob continues on
Mio Christians are still Kle Klux Kanning

by **Trapper Gus** Thu 24 Mar 2022 - 12:33

As goose watches Fox covering the hearings
he becomes less and less able to hold his beerings
A Woman she is
Definitely not his
and thus goose is losing his bearings

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 24 Mar 2022 - 12:38

the SCOTUS hearing has kept Guest seething
he has furiously watched the proceeding
this black woman doesn't meet the qualifications
from white people, he demands explanations
of how this nomination could possibly be succeeding

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 24 Mar 2022 - 12:39

Trapper Gus wrote:As goose watches Fox covering the hearings
he becomes less and less able to hold his beerings
A Woman she is
Definitely not his
and thus goose is losing his bearings

we were on the same page as we composed our most recent poetic masterpieces. tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread - Page 24 502811600

tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread - Page 24 502811600

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 24 Mar 2022 - 12:40

propped in his recliner is our 'ol friend Guest
the SCOTUS hearings have kept him a mess
the black woman is "well spoken"
proving our system is broken
Mio demands the results of her Law School Admission Test

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 24 Mar 2022 - 12:44

Ethel at the Mio Diner likes to smoke
the SCOTUS hearing has been a joke
for another cancer stick, she steps outside
Guest pulls up, asks "do you need a ride"?
just a couple of simple, christian folk

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 24 Mar 2022 - 14:41

Guest enjoys the mainstream media
his favorite news source, just ahead of Wikepedia
his tolerance is zero
don't criticize his christian hero
who likes little girls from Slovenia

by **Trapper Gus** Sat 26 Mar 2022 - 10:14

When the snow begins to fall
Goose wakes up and knows it all
New white is best
Forget the rest
Old Goose is having a ball

by **Trapper Gus** Sun 27 Mar 2022 - 10:36

in Mio the Christians are churching
switches the children they are birching
they're given the nod
to not sparing the rod
child abuse into they are lurching

by **Trapper Gus** Sun 27 Mar 2022 - 11:50

On Sundays the Mioians sometimes forget
That to church they must surely git
No forgiveness for them
As they doze in their den
and in their big lounger they sit

by **Robert J Sakimano** Sun 27 Mar 2022 - 18:53

Guest is a vocal supporter of Putin
Republicans love a good school shootin'
They think the election was stolen
They enjoy cigarettes and bowlin'
Against America, they are a-rootin'

by **Trapper Gus** Mon 28 Mar 2022 - 10:58

the ninth to goose is in base ball
no thought to the bill does he recall
yet rights it does grant
for things that we can't
have known when the founders were on call

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 28 Mar 2022 - 12:39

Guest loves the Constitution
his christian hero loves child prostitution
the Mio Diner is crowded at lunch
christians are a strange bunch
they're pro-life, but support execution

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 29 Mar 2022 - 9:24

The water in Mio is leaded
The children are less in the headed
Goose is just fine
He has more to mine
And God must want them bedded

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