Grade The Spartans Mens Basketball Team

Senior Dickfist wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:DWags - shot selection is worthy of a hat
OTPT - needs to work on his perimeter defense
tGreenWay - stays up too damn late, not a good practice player
WBH - better than when he recruited him but not where he needs to be
Travis - no, we're not running the three man weave in practice today
Schneider - great zone defender but we play man-to-man. WTF, pay attention.
duffy - can't get him out of Dagwoods long enough to determine his value
Nigel - too busy playing on the other team's board to make an accurate assessment for tSwill
Roc - seems to take practice seriously but we're still waiting for it to translate over to games
Pylon - what the actual fuck, man?
Cameron - play more like the Indoor Stadium, less like Pylon.
Clarett - stop staring at the cheerleaders and go get duffy out of Dagwoods. Please.

Again I don't make the team because I'm just a 5'4" white guy....

InTenSity wrote:I didn't even make the list.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Senior Dickfist wrote:

Again I don't make the team because I'm just a 5'4" white guy....

dude, I told you once. We can't have "Dickfist" on the back of jerseys. It made for an awkward Girl Scout Night last season.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Senior Dickfist wrote:

Again I don't make the team because I'm just a 5'4" white guy....

dude, I told you once. We can't have "Dickfist" on the back of jerseys. It made for an awkward Girl Scout Night last season.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

InTenSity wrote:I didn't even make the list.

InTenSity?

How about PlaysWithLackOf?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Senior Dickfist wrote:

Again I don't make the team because I'm just a 5'4" white guy....

dude, I told you once. We can't have "Dickfist" on the back of jerseys. It made for an awkward Girl Scout Night last season.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:DWags - shot selection is worthy of a hat
OTPT - needs to work on his perimeter defense
tGreenWay - stays up too damn late, not a good practice player
WBH - better than when he recruited him but not where he needs to be
Travis - no, we're not running the three man weave in practice today
Schneider - great zone defender but we play man-to-man. WTF, pay attention.
duffy - can't get him out of Dagwoods long enough to determine his value
Nigel - too busy playing on the other team's board to make an accurate assessment for tSwill
Roc - seems to take practice seriously but we're still waiting for it to translate over to games
Pylon - what the actual fuck, man?
Cameron - play more like the Indoor Stadium, less like Pylon.
Clarett - stop staring at the cheerleaders and go get duffy out of Dagwoods. Please.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:DWags - shot selection is worthy of a hat
OTPT - needs to work on his perimeter defense
tGreenWay - stays up too damn late, not a good practice player
WBH - better than when he recruited him but not where he needs to be
Travis - no, we're not running the three man weave in practice today
Schneider - great zone defender but we play man-to-man. WTF, pay attention.
duffy - can't get him out of Dagwoods long enough to determine his value
Nigel - too busy playing on the other team's board to make an accurate assessment for tSwill
Roc - seems to take practice seriously but we're still waiting for it to translate over to games
Pylon - what the actual fuck, man?
Cameron - play more like the Indoor Stadium, less like Pylon.
Clarett - stop staring at the cheerleaders and go get duffy out of Dagwoods. Please.

NigelUno wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:DWags - shot selection is worthy of a hat
OTPT - needs to work on his perimeter defense
tGreenWay - stays up too damn late, not a good practice player
WBH - better than when he recruited him but not where he needs to be
Travis - no, we're not running the three man weave in practice today
Schneider - great zone defender but we play man-to-man. WTF, pay attention.
duffy - can't get him out of Dagwoods long enough to determine his value
Nigel - too busy playing on the other team's board to make an accurate assessment for tSwill
Roc - seems to take practice seriously but we're still waiting for it to translate over to games
Pylon - what the actual fuck, man?
Cameron - play more like the Indoor Stadium, less like Pylon.
Clarett - stop staring at the cheerleaders and go get duffy out of Dagwoods. Please.

In other words...

GREAT ROAD PLAYER

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