I need a super quick emergency ruling from an independant party RE: marathon beer drinking thread

[tTy]

I am running out of beer, but still feel like I can keep going. I have about 2/5 of a 375ML bottle of Absolut that my redneck BIL left behind after his visit about a month ago. Can I drink that and convert it into beer equivs based upon, say a 5% ABV content per "beer"? Or is this strictly off limits and not allowed?

[Nordic]

Drinking it is allowed... counting it toward your "record" is not.

[tTy]

Drinking it is allowed... counting it toward your "record" is not.  

I kinda agree, dammit.


The Tribe Hath Spoken.

[The Pantry]

I'll allow it the equivalent of one 16 oz

[tTy]

I'll allow it the equivalent of one 16 oz

    

There are prolly 3 or 4 one ounce shots in there... If I get desperate (after I finish the last three beers I have remaining) I may solicit a tie breaker vote!

It looks like I might be up for a while. My little girl just woke up crying and is now watching Naked N Afraid with me.

[The Pantry]

    

There are prolly 3 or 4 one ounce shots in there... If I get desperate (after I finish the last three beers I have remaining) I may solicit a tie breaker vote!

It looks like I might be up for a while.  My little girl just woke up crying and is now watching Naked N Afraid with me.

Consider it a penalty for not being beer.

Your last sentence has me concerned and on the phone to child protective services

[I.B. Fine]

Your last sentence has me concerned and on the phone to child protective services

Talk about self incrimination!   Hope no one at CPS reads this site  

...and drinking beer is drinking beer, even if it is Miller Lite I suppose, so no spirit equivalents.

[Cosmo_Kramer]

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, and you're a douchebag.

[tTy]

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, and you're a douchebag.

...liquor, liquor, liquor

get drunker quicker...

[Izzo Court]

I wouldn't allow it because the horrible hangover will reduce your potential beer consumption the next day.

[NigelUno]

I disagree. I'd be willing to allow it under exigent circumstances; specifically, I believe that it's a constructive compliance with the underlying goal and underscores how committed tTy is with achieving same. However, it must be noted for the record

Bullshit.

It's a marathon BEER drinking thing, not a how drunk can I get while I keep an eye on my kids thing.

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