Car dealer offers Bible, shotgun and flag to customers for July 4th celebrations
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Car dealer offers Bible, shotgun and flag to customers for July 4th celebrations
An Alabama car dealership has come up with a quite interesting way to attract people to shop with them during the holidays.
According to a Facebook post by Chatom Ford in Chatom, Alabama, the dealership is offering up a Bible, 12-gauge shotgun and an American flag for every vehicle, new, or pre-owned, purchased.
https://www.cbs17.com/news/car-dealership-offers-bible-shotgun-and-flag-to-customers-for-july-4th-celebrations/
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When did Bob buy a dealership?
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Bob I googled it for you. It would take you 14 hours and 7 minutes to drive to Chatom Alabama. You could be there by 1 pm if you leave now.
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Was stopped at a light on the way to work this morning and noticed a Jap SUV in the lane next to me. It had the American flag in the rear quarter window but it was turned backwards, with the stars on the wrong side. Immediately thought of Bob if he owned a car.
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Why not double your business and give out Confederate flags? Dumbass.
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I'll need to put on about 80 lbs and grow a goatee somewhere between here and there.Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Bob I googled it for you. It would take you 14 hours and 7 minutes to drive to Chatom Alabama. You could be there by 1 pm if you leave now.
eating a bunch of those deep-fried chicken jesus hate sandwiches along the way should do the trick with the weight gain.. not sure about the goatee.
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Praise the lord and pass the ammunition
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Wouldn't there have to be a background check?
Oh wait, this is Alabama.
Oh wait, this is Alabama.
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any of the following forms of documentation would be sufficient:Floyd Robertson wrote:Wouldn't there have to be a background check?
Oh wait, this is Alabama.
1. Chik-Fil-A receipt.
2. a copy of the keynote address from a recent KKK rally (must be signed by the Grand Wizard).
3. high school transcript indicating a GPA lower than a 1.8.
4. church bulletin from most recent Sunday (must have gravy stains).
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:any of the following forms of documentation would be sufficient:Floyd Robertson wrote:Wouldn't there have to be a background check?
Oh wait, this is Alabama.
1. Chik-Fil-A receipt.
2. a copy of the keynote address from a recent KKK rally (must be signed by the Grand Wizard).
3. high school transcript indicating a GPA lower than a 1.8.
4. church bulletin from most recent Sunday (must have gravy stains).
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:any of the following forms of documentation would be sufficient:Floyd Robertson wrote:Wouldn't there have to be a background check?
Oh wait, this is Alabama.
1. Chik-Fil-A receipt.
2. a copy of the keynote address from a recent KKK rally (must be signed by the Grand Wizard).
3. high school transcript indicating a GPA lower than a 1.8.
4. church bulletin from most recent Sunday (must have gravy stains).
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The Pantry wrote:Was stopped at a light on the way to work this morning and noticed a Jap SUV in the lane next to me. It had the American flag in the rear quarter window but it was turned backwards, with the stars on the wrong side. Immediately thought of Bob if he owned a car.
Is Bob from Japan?
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Good to see you back, Nigel. Were you on holiday in the south of
France again?
France again?
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if by "Japan" you mean a tiny little town deep in the mountains of North Carolina, then the answer is "yes".NigelUno wrote:The Pantry wrote:Was stopped at a light on the way to work this morning and noticed a Jap SUV in the lane next to me. It had the American flag in the rear quarter window but it was turned backwards, with the stars on the wrong side. Immediately thought of Bob if he owned a car.
Is Bob from Japan?
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From my dealings with people that specified "christian" in their business... The car wouldn't make it out of the parking lot, the gun would misfire, the flag would run, and the bible would be a bible I suppose.
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Yeehaw motherfuckers!
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Yeehaw motherfuckers!
Hope he doesn't hold the gun like that when he shoots it, the recoil would be unpleasant.
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:
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Cameron wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Yeehaw motherfuckers!
Hope he doesn't hold the gun like that when he shoots it, the recoil would be unpleasant.
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Jake from State Farm wrote:
Meh... everyone looks goofy upland bird hunting. Sumbitches just pop up in front when your not ready.
Also, Kerry was a war hero... Numerous "Stars" and purple hearts. Probably can shoot.
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yep - dude was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts.. I suspect he knows what he's doing.AvgMSUJoe wrote:Jake from State Farm wrote:
Meh... everyone looks goofy upland bird hunting. Sumbitches just pop up in front when your not ready.
Also, Kerry was a war hero... Numerous "Stars" and purple hearts. Probably can shoot.
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:yep - dude was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts.. I suspect he knows what he's doing.AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Meh... everyone looks goofy upland bird hunting. Sumbitches just pop up in front when your not ready.
Also, Kerry was a war hero... Numerous "Stars" and purple hearts. Probably can shoot.
Yep, left handle gripping the barrel, gun butted up against the inside of his arm, finger on the trigger before he's ready to shoot. Perfect form if I do say so myself.
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Probably just pulling it up... Hurt like hell if he actually shot like that.Jake from State Farm wrote:
Yep, left handle gripping the barrel, gun butted up against the inside of his arm, finger on the trigger before he's ready to shoot. Perfect form if I do say so myself.
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I'll keep him in my prayers.Jake from State Farm wrote:Robert J Sakimano wrote: yep - dude was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts.. I suspect he knows what he's doing.
Yep, left handle gripping the barrel, gun butted up against the inside of his arm, finger on the trigger before he's ready to shoot. Perfect form if I do say so myself.
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https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/2019/06/26/ford-dealer-shotgun-giveaway-alabama/1571604001/?fbclid=IwAR17t4pDTfiiyOMHbDdD3n81vL_HW4UiksvyZ5-VuM_q9jA02qM8PFI4-b4
https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/2019/06/26/ford-dealer-shotgun-giveaway-alabama/1571604001/?fbclid=IwAR17t4pDTfiiyOMHbDdD3n81vL_HW4UiksvyZ5-VuM_q9jA02qM8PFI4-b4
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote::(
https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/2019/06/26/ford-dealer-shotgun-giveaway-alabama/1571604001/?fbclid=IwAR17t4pDTfiiyOMHbDdD3n81vL_HW4UiksvyZ5-VuM_q9jA02qM8PFI4-b4
Fuckin' northern aggressors! State's rights got dammit!
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Time to come to terms with your reality, Bob. You're not agnostic. You're an atheist.Robert J Sakimano wrote:
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"So it’s done. They’ve ended our promotion. I’m very disappointed," Colin Ward, general manager of Chatom Ford in Chatom, Alabama, said Wednesday.
What a dick. Didn’t even acknowledge the tragedy at the Ford Dealership in CA. Greedy asshole.
What a dick. Didn’t even acknowledge the tragedy at the Ford Dealership in CA. Greedy asshole.
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Turtleneck wrote:Good to see you back, Nigel. Were you on holiday in the south of
France again?
South Detroit
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I bet he's "pro life"tGreenWay wrote:"So it’s done. They’ve ended our promotion. I’m very disappointed," Colin Ward, general manager of Chatom Ford in Chatom, Alabama, said Wednesday.
What a dick. Didn’t even acknowledge the tragedy at the Ford Dealership in CA. Greedy asshole.
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I don't know.. don't care. You seem more concerned with it than I am.The Pantry wrote:Time to come to terms with your reality, Bob. You're not agnostic. You're an atheist.Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I just like chuckling at the upstanding patriotic folks.
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:I bet he's "pro life"tGreenWay wrote:"So it’s done. They’ve ended our promotion. I’m very disappointed," Colin Ward, general manager of Chatom Ford in Chatom, Alabama, said Wednesday.
What a dick. Didn’t even acknowledge the tragedy at the Ford Dealership in CA. Greedy asshole.
He’s pro-money, which means being pro-life in the Deep South.
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You obviously don't know or care the difference. I don't give a shit what your are. Just a heads-up to stop representing yourself as agnostic when you clearly are not.Robert J Sakimano wrote:I don't know.. don't care. You seem more concerned with it than I am.The Pantry wrote:
Time to come to terms with your reality, Bob. You're not agnostic. You're an atheist.
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The Pantry wrote:I don't give a shit what your are.
Clearly.
The Pantry wrote:Just a heads-up to stop representing yourself as agnostic when you clearly are not.
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These people realize the dealership bakes the cost of the shot gun, US flag and the Bible into the price of the car right?
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Maybe $300. I'm certain you got screwed for much more buying your Japmobile.steveschneider wrote:These people realize the dealership bakes the cost of the shot gun, US flag nd the Bible into the lprice of the car right?
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