How old were you when you first looked at porn?

I was 7. I was a troublemaker and my parents didn’t watch what I was doing

Just born, I cranked my head around to get a good look at where my next meal was coming from.

Fuzzy/static Spice channel, probably around 10-12. I remember that watching through the VCR allowed you to make out a little more detail, for some reason. Maybe the "tracking" technology de-scrambled the signal a bit?

On mobile it doesn't show who started a thread, but it is always so obvious just by the title when it is one of Bill's. You've gotten predictable and boring, Bill, not that you haven't heard that in real life before, I'm sure.

Cameron wrote:Fuzzy/static Spice channel, probably around 10-12. I remember that watching through the VCR allowed you to make out a little more detail, for some reason. Maybe the "tracking" technology de-scrambled the signal a bit?

That's how it was to watch Skinimax back when the cable box had an actual dial on it.

mid-70's.. the Sears catalog was epic.

if I was in a certain mood, National Geographic made me feel a little more well-rounded.

Thanks for the post bill. I appreciate you.

Sorry losers. I'm not a sinner.

Define porn. I never was a fan of the hardcore porking. A nice lady stripping is fun. Hard to find non-hardcore stuff on the internets now a days.

Rented nasty tapes from the back room behind the curtain in high school... So 15-16?
Ladies in their underwear probably 10.
(probably normal)

Jake from State Farm wrote:Just born, I cranked my head around to get a good look at where my next meal was coming from.

Age six or seven when Ron’s Barber Shop opened in downtown Williamston. Not really porn but he always pinned up the Playboy centerfold in the men’s room. Good thing I had to pee a lot.

Also, in kindergarten I traded a look at my trouser schnauzer for a kiss from a girl I had a crush on. Dropped trow for her and a couple of friends in the girls’ bathroom just off the main classroom. I’m counting that as my first real-life porn encounter.

tGreenWay wrote:Age six or seven when Ron’s Barber Shop opened in downtown Williamston. Not really porn but he always pinned up the Playboy centerfold in the men’s room. Good thing I had to pee a lot.

Also, in kindergarten I traded a look at my trouser schnauzer for a kiss from a girl I had a crush on. Dropped trow for her and a couple of friends in the girls’ bathroom just off the main classroom. I’m counting that as my first real-life porn encounter.

I know Ron - that dude has been around forever.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Age six or seven when Ron’s Barber Shop opened in downtown Williamston. Not really porn but he always pinned up the Playboy centerfold in the men’s room. Good thing I had to pee a lot.

Also, in kindergarten I traded a look at my trouser schnauzer for a kiss from a girl I had a crush on. Dropped trow for her and a couple of friends in the girls’ bathroom just off the main classroom. I’m counting that as my first real-life porn encounter.

I know Ron - that dude has been around forever.

Is he still cutting hair? Holy shit, he opened his shop in the late sixties or ‘70. It was a huge small-town controversy for the uptight, too, because he came in with his modern styles and was taking business away from the old-timer a few doors down (think Floyd the barber).

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote: I know Ron - that dude has been around forever.

Is he still cutting hair? Holy shit, he opened his shop in the late sixties or ‘70. It was a huge small-town controversy for the uptight, too, because he came in with his modern styles and was taking business away from the old-timer a few doors down (think Floyd the barber).

as far as I know.. I swung in there a year or two ago with a buddy of mine who used to live in Williamston and still drove out there to get his hair cut.

he (Ron) also would run guns in and out of there.. I don't know the deets but my buddy is a gun nut and would always have these 'off the record' conversations with him about ordering stuff.

actually, I did some research.. I think the one guy I'm thinking of is "Rahn" - not sure if it's the same dude you're thinking of. I could check with my crazy pal and see if he's still cuttin' hair and runnin' guns.

this him??

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Define porn. I never was a fan of the hardcore porking. A nice lady stripping is fun. Hard to find non-hardcore stuff on the internets now a days.

Rented nasty tapes from the back room behind the curtain in high school... So 15-16?
Ladies in their underwear probably 10.
(probably normal)

Check out BiggerThanYouThought on Reddit. You're welcome.

I was still in single digits when I got my Butch haircuts from him, and I never knew how he spelled his name. I heard “Ron” and never considered how it was spelled. As for the photo, I can’t see it on my phone, but unless it’s a pic from 1970, I probably wouldn’t remember, and even then, who knows?

Finally, to you peckerheads who would like to say I should switch to desktop, I say this:

I've been cutting my own hair for probably 15-20 years.

explains a lot.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I've been cutting my own hair for probably 15-20 years.

explains a lot.

I would if I could.


Quickly edited add: To clarify, I would cut my own hair if I could. Not yours. <shudders>

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I've been cutting my own hair for probably 15-20 years.

explains a lot.

I would if I could.


Quickly edited add: To clarify, I would cut my own hair if I could. Not yours. <shudders>

yeah, I don't like people touching me.

luckily, I just trim around the edges periodically.. saves money, time.. I could count on one hand the number of times I've fucked it up. But when you wear jeans and band t-shirts every day, it's really not the kind of thing to be concerned with.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


I would if I could.


Quickly edited add: To clarify, I would cut my own hair if I could. Not yours. <shudders>

yeah, I don't like people touching me.

luckily, I just trim around the edges periodically.. saves money, time.. I could count on one hand the number of times I've fucked it up. But when you wear jeans and band t-shirts every day, it's really not the kind of thing to be concerned with.

I couldn’t do that. My hair gets too thick after about six weeks. Thinning it out may run counter to evolutionary principles, but it gets uncomfortably warm up there.

Was maybe 5.  Played "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" with my second cousin.  She gave me my first hand job, sort of...no finale.

Old forts in suburban fields. Generally just fractions of the original magazines. Still, it was enough to categorize PlayBoy to Penthouse to Hustler on the scale of debauchery. I distinctly remember the spread with Kris Kristofferson and his wife, Rita Coolidge, while sitting in a fort. It was 1978 I believe. By then, I was one of the older dudes contributing to the stockpile.

Anyone ever see porn at a drive in theater? I haven't, but an old boss of mine used to tell stories about them showing it in Durand in the 60s or 70s. He was a Durand local and as kids they would bike to the field near-by and watch from a distance.

MiamiSpartan wrote:Anyone ever see porn at a drive in theater? I haven't, but an old boss of mine used to tell stories about them showing it in Durand in the 60s or 70s. He was a Durand local and as kids they would bike to the field near-by and watch from a distance.

There was a XXX drive-in off Grand River. I never visited it. But, at M-78 drive-in, you could watch numerous movies at once.

I remember going with a neighbor's parents, in THE family trickster to The Deep...and next screen over was Alice In Wonderland Rated X. I remember, it was a hot knight.

MiamiSpartan wrote:Anyone ever see porn at a drive in theater?  I haven't, but an old boss of mine used to tell stories about them showing it in Durand in the 60s or 70s. He was a Durand local and as kids they would bike to the field near-by and watch from a distance.  

There was a drive in on Van Dyke south of 14 Mile in Warren.  Went there for years to watch movies as a kid.  

By the time I hit HS someone bought the property just north of it and developed it into a putt-putt, arcade, bar.  You could park on the south side of that place and watch all the B movies the drive in had started showing.

There was also a drive in on 15 Mile just west of I-75. Headed SB on 75 you could see tits plain as day.

I’ve never watched porn.

MiamiSpartan wrote:Anyone ever see porn at a drive in theater? I haven't, but an old boss of mine used to tell stories about them showing it in Durand in the 60s or 70s. He was a Durand local and as kids they would bike to the field near-by and watch from a distance.

Yep. Like Saw mentioned, it was on Grand River Ave east of Okemos. The Crest Drive-In was a family place when I was a kid. Went there with my parents. Went there once after it turned to XXX. Can’t even remember the title, not that it matters. It always gives me a laugh to think it was torn down to make way for St. Martha’s Catholic Church.

DWags wrote:I’ve never watched touched poon.

Fify

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:I’ve never watched touched poon.

Fify

I’m only angry because it’s pretty much true.

Fucker.

It was me and another kid back in 2001. We spent the entire day on the computer screen looking up boobs.com, vagina.com, penis.com, buttcrack.com...etc. Something 7 year olds would come up with. Funny enough that friend ended up selling me pot in high school.

I didn’t start looking up porn for the sexual thrill until the summer before 6th grade. So that would be 11 years old.

This is not the place to talk about Roman Catholic priests.

MiamiSpartan wrote:Anyone ever see porn at a drive in theater?  I haven't, but an old boss of mine used to tell stories about them showing it in Durand in the 60s or 70s. He was a Durand local and as kids they would bike to the field near-by and watch from a distance.  

It was called the "Scene Drive-In" and cannot confirm nor deny if I ever bought a ticket there.

It was converted to a driving range and I can confirm that I let the shaft out a little

Can we define “porn”?

Like are we talking Cinemax soft core stuff where you were lucky to see a muff or full on penetration?

kingstonlake wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:Anyone ever see porn at a drive in theater?  I haven't, but an old boss of mine used to tell stories about them showing it in Durand in the 60s or 70s. He was a Durand local and as kids they would bike to the field near-by and watch from a distance.  

It was called the "Scene Drive-In" and cannot confirm nor deny if I ever bought a ticket there.

It was converted to a driving range and I can confirm that I let the shaft out a little

Are you sure it went porn in the 60s or 70s? I could’ve sworn I met the family that owned that place before it became an adult film drive-in. IIRC, their last name was Anderson. Met them when they vacationed on Walloon Lake, but I would’ve guessed it was early 80s, though I suppose it could’ve been some time in the 70s.

kingstonlake wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:Anyone ever see porn at a drive in theater?  I haven't, but an old boss of mine used to tell stories about them showing it in Durand in the 60s or 70s. He was a Durand local and as kids they would bike to the field near-by and watch from a distance.  

It was called the "Scene Drive-In" and cannot confirm nor deny if I ever bought a ticket there.

It was converted to a driving range and I can confirm that I let the shaft out a little

A high school friend used to live next door to it. Her mom complained enough that they eventually had to build a Trump height wall to block the view.

tGreenWay wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

It was called the "Scene Drive-In" and cannot confirm nor deny if I ever bought a ticket there.

It was converted to a driving range and I can confirm that I let the shaft out a little

Are you sure it went porn in the 60s or 70s? I could’ve sworn I met the family that owned that place before it became an adult film drive-in. IIRC, their last name was Anderson. Met them when they vacationed on Walloon Lake, but I would’ve guessed it was early 80s, though I suppose it could’ve been some time in the 70s.

They were definitely rolling porn in late 70's early 80's

It was early 70's when they had to build the wall.

Jake from State Farm wrote:It was early 70's when they had to build the wall.

Damn, that doesn’t jibe with my (aging) memory. Does the owner’s name (Anderson) sound familiar to you? Maybe I’ve got the wrong city.