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"I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom"...

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2019-12-09, 15:22

Most people heading in for a late-night Whopper at the Kankakee, Illinois, Burger King would have been shocked to know that a lesbian was meeting her sperm donor inside the restaurant, but there I was outside the men’s restroom, waiting for a paper cup full of semen.

"do the Humpty Hump"... afro

I'll have the whopper, please.. with extra sauce..
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Post by tGreenWay 2019-12-09, 15:26

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Most people heading in for a late-night Whopper at the Kankakee, Illinois, Burger King would have been shocked to know that a lesbian was meeting her sperm donor inside the restaurant, but there I was outside the men’s restroom, waiting for a paper cup full of semen.

"do the Humpty Hump".... afro

I'll have the whopper, please.. with extra sauce..


I think she asked to hold the sauce, Bob.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2019-12-09, 15:55

Too easy, guys.....
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Post by kingstonlake 2019-12-09, 17:19

Did she have trashy wash out fake hair color?
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Post by tGreenWay 2019-12-09, 18:47

The only reason Bob got busy in Burger King is because his fry manager told him to take out the used cooking oil.
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Post by DWags 2019-12-09, 19:39

I get busy in every bathroom. Home. Away. Neutral site. Wait till you fuckers wait till you’re 58. You’re busy in every bathroom. Constantly peeing.
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Post by tGreenWay 2019-12-09, 22:15

DWags wrote:I get busy in every bathroom. Home. Away. Neutral site. Wait till you fuckers wait till you’re 58. You’re busy in every bathroom. Constantly peeing.


Pee, sure, but I’d rather :poop: my pants than drop a deuce in a public restroom.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2019-12-09, 22:24

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DWags wrote:I get busy in every bathroom. Home. Away. Neutral site. Wait till you fuckers wait till you’re 58. You’re busy in every bathroom.  Constantly peeing.


Pee, sure, but I’d rather :poop: my pants than drop a deuce in a public restroom.

We know.....:poop: "I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom"... 1401550746 That's why we never tell you where the tailgate is....
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Post by tGreenWay 2019-12-10, 13:47

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:


Pee, sure, but I’d rather :poop: my pants than drop a deuce in a public restroom.

We know.....:poop: "I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom"... 1401550746 That's why we never tell you where the tailgate is....


Ohhhh, so close. But one for two ain’t bad. Good job, lil buddy!
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