Turtleneck’s favorite shorts are perfect for gift giving

Stretchy Jorts for working out. Available now, but hurry, before Turtleneck buys out all available stock.

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Those are my goto uniform for sexy time with the wife... like she always says "I'd bone a dude in jorts". She's classy like that.

too baggy. this isn't 1998

tGreenWay wrote:Stretchy Jorts for working out. Available now, but hurry, before Turtleneck buys out all available stock.

https://bornprimitive.com/products/the-wod-jhorts-denim

You just wish they had more pockets...

I.B. Fine wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Stretchy Jorts for working out. Available now, but hurry, before Turtleneck buys out all available stock.

https://bornprimitive.com/products/the-wod-jhorts-denim

You just wish they had more pockets...

Cargo jorts would be genius.

I.B. Fine wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Stretchy Jorts for working out. Available now, but hurry, before Turtleneck buys out all available stock.

https://bornprimitive.com/products/the-wod-jhorts-denim

You just wish they had more pockets...

How else am I supposed to carry my toilet paper?

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

You just wish they had more pockets...

Cargo jorts would be genius.

Probably at the top of Turtleneck’s list to Santa.

Banks2Mason wrote:too baggy. this isn't 1998

I didn’t know Jason Derulo posted here.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Those are my goto uniform for sexy time with the wife... like she always says "I'd bone a dude in jorts". She's classy like that.

Does she have an equally classy sister with similar tastes in fashion?

Looks like a great pair of shorts to turtle head in.

tGreenWay wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

You just wish they had more pockets...

How else am I supposed to carry my toilet paper?

And your Jitterbug, Metamucil, Poligrip, key to the Rascal...

I see Trump loving poster GreenWay wants to ruin both America and this board.

I.B. Fine wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


How else am I supposed to carry my toilet paper?

And your Jitterbug, Metamucil, Poligrip, key to the Rascal...

You forgot those big plastic glasses for seniors with glaucoma.

Turtleneck wrote:I see Trump loving poster GreenWay wants to ruin both America and this board.

We finally hear from Mr. Bitterman.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:I see Trump loving poster GreenWay wants to ruin both America and this board.

We finally hear from Mr. Bitterman.

You're boring. Same posts day after day. DWags was right about you.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

We finally hear from Mr. Bitterman.

You're boring. Same posts day after day. DWags was right about you.

I was right???   I was right!  I was right!  I was right!    



What was I right about?

DWags wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

You're boring. Same posts day after day. DWags was right about you.

I was right???   I was right!  I was right!  I was right!    

 

What was I right about?

Your description of GreenWay. It was exactly right.

Turtleneck wrote:

DWags wrote:

I was right???   I was right!  I was right!  I was right!    

 

What was I right about?

Your description of GreenWay. It was exactly right.

Did I mention his penis size?

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

We finally hear from Mr. Bitterman.

You're boring. Same posts day after day. DWags was right about you.

You’re so bitter. I can see why Trevor banned you for two lifetimes on TOB. And DWags is always right.

I really feel good about myself tonight. Thanks guys.

DWags wrote:I really feel good about myself tonight. Thanks guys.

Not so fast, broheim. The only reason you know about my micropenis is because Mrs. DWags told you.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:I really feel good about myself tonight. Thanks guys.

Not so fast, broheim. The only reason you know about my micropenis is because Mrs. DWags told you.

Em the Mrs. Greenway told me. "Wow, you are much different". Are you calling our wife a liar?