Family of Cade Mayes, Georgia offensive lineman sues over severed pinky on recruiting trip

3.5 million. Kid still went to Georgia

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.saturdaydownsouth.com/georgia-football/whats-next-severed-finger-leads-to-mays-family-suing-georgia/amp/

If you’re wondering I’d lose a pinky for 3.5 million.

DWags wrote:If you’re wondering I’d lose a pinky for 3.5 million.

wait. how can it be a "partial amputation" if his finger "shot across the floor"?

WTF is a "complete amputation" then?

Banks2Mason wrote:

DWags wrote:If you’re wondering I’d lose a pinky for 3.5 million.

wait. how can it be a "partial amputation" if his finger "shot across the floor"?

WTF is a "complete amputation" then?

At the knuckle?

DWags wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

wait. how can it be a "partial amputation" if his finger "shot across the floor"?

WTF is a "complete amputation" then?

At the knuckle?

stop using logic dammit

Banks2Mason wrote:

DWags wrote:

At the knuckle?

stop using logic dammit

But would you take 3.5 million to lose your pinky?

DWags wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

stop using logic dammit

But would you take 3.5 million to lose your pinky?

There are days when I’d lose it for free. Sometimes I just see it there, thinking it’s looking all cute but doing absolutely nothing, I just want to punch it in the face. I mean, if it had one. The pinky is the Kim Kardashian of the human hand.

DWags wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

stop using logic dammit

But would you take 3.5 million to lose your pinky?

IDK, jacking off would be really weird without the pinky.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

DWags wrote:

But would you take 3.5 million to lose your pinky?

IDK, jacking off would be really weird without the pinky.

Plus, you’d tip over whenever you used your right hand to do one-handed pushups.

tGreenWay wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

IDK, jacking off would be really weird without the pinky.

Plus, you’d tip over whenever you used your right hand to do one-handed pushups.

I'm not Chuck Norris, you know.

Remember that finger in the Wendy's Chili? There's an example of someone who lost a finger at an attempt for $$$.

I think with 3.5 you could get someone to Jack you off.

DWags wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

stop using logic dammit

But would you take 3.5 million to lose your pinky?

hell i'd probably take 3.5 thousand

Floyd Robertson wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Plus, you’d tip over whenever you used your right hand to do one-handed pushups.

I'm not Chuck Norris, you know.

Maybe not, but you're still tSwill’s resident badass.

DWags wrote:I think with 3.5 you could get someone to Jack you off.

3.5? It would have to be someone with tiny hands.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

DWags wrote:

But would you take 3.5 million to lose your pinky?

IDK, jacking off would be really weird without the pinky.

Shit, yeah, I think it would

Nordic wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

IDK, jacking off would be really weird without the pinky.

Shit, yeah, I think it would

For fucks sake you guys. You have 3.5 million dollars. You’re actually thinking about not losing a pinky cause jack off?

I mean that’s my nose picking finger but off it comes.

Last I checked, I've got 2 of them. One for 3.5M is an easy call. I'll let you have 'em both for 5.

DWags wrote:

Nordic wrote:

Shit, yeah, I think it would

For fucks sake you guys. You have 3.5 million dollars. You’re actually thinking about not losing a pinky cause jack off?

I mean that’s my nose picking finger but off it comes.

Fine. Take my left one.