Unscientific poll. How long can the average Baller swiller go between expelling his seed?

One day? Two days?  Everyone here has high testosterone. Even at my age two days Max. Then I gotta find the wife, ghost or animal to relieve the ache. What's say you?   

Never thot too much about it because my seed is in such high demand. Getting time off is hard.

Sorry, but I'd only be willing to answer this had it been a scientific poll.

I can't even read the whole title on mobile wahhh

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:I can't even read the whole title on mobile wahhh

How long can I what? How long can i WHAT?!?

I also dislike not being able to see that

I must be low T I guess. I can go years without it. Good thing too, cause there were some pretty lean times when the kids were youngn's. You will never hear me say "Damn I haven't been laid in X amount of time". Pussy has no control over me.

Code_Warrior wrote:I can go years without it.

  


I could go about a week, but would prefer not to.

Sometimes it's fun to wait a few days and then blowout an entire spider web, but usually I'm not going more than a couple days.

I usually do it about twice a day every other week. She won't do it when her kid is home. So I masturbate pretty much daily on off weeks.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

How long can I what? How long can i WHAT?!?

I also dislike not being able to see that

Try turning your phone sideways...

Expelled today. It was purebuggery

I jerk off daily. Fighting prostate cancer.

Code_Warrior wrote:I must be low T I guess.  I can go years without it.  Good thing too, cause there were some pretty lean times when the kids were youngn's.  You will never hear me say "Damn I haven't been laid in X amount of time".  Pussy has no control over me.

Gotta imagine that's like ejaculating refrigerated molasses or something  

My wife's shampoo looks like man juice so I just add to what's all over the floor in the shower.

Gomer wrote:
Gotta imagine that's like ejaculating refrigerated molasses or something  

Nope, it doesn't get thicker!   

I can't imagine what it's like to need it that bad. I guess if it gets bad enough and your girl isn't giving it up you guys must visit Miss Michigan to release the pressure. Nothing wrong with that if it helps, but it sure leaves you vulnerable to control by the pussy. That must suck. I've always been able to tell a girl to take a hike if I'm sick of her shit and never had to think about the loss of pussy. Every girl that has tried to withhold sex as a punishment has learned the hard way that it doesn't work on me. Either they have given up because they got too horny, or they threatened to leave and I showed them the door and told them not to let it hit them in the ass on the way out.

What do you guys do when your woman is punishing you by withholding sex (assuming you think you didn't do anything to deserve it)? Do you eventually cave to her demands? Sucks for you if you do.

Code_Warrior wrote:
Nope, it doesn't get thicker!   

I can't imagine what it's like to need it that bad.  I guess if it gets bad enough and your girl isn't giving it up you guys must visit Miss Michigan to release the pressure.  Nothing wrong with that if it helps, but it sure leaves you vulnerable to control by the pussy.  That must suck.  I've always been able to tell a girl to take a hike if I'm sick of her shit and never had to think about the loss of pussy.  Every girl that has tried to withhold sex as a punishment has learned the hard way that it doesn't work on me.  Either they have given up because they got too horny, or they threatened to leave and I showed them the door and told them not to let it hit them in the ass on the way out.

What do you guys do when your woman is punishing you by withholding sex (assuming you think you didn't do anything to deserve it)?  Do you eventually cave to her demands?  Sucks for you if you do.

Not everybody who enjoys frequent sex is controlled by pussy. You are making an awfully broad generalization. It also sounds like you are trying to justify your own, ahh, "shortcummings."

Code_Warrior wrote:
Nope, it doesn't get thicker!   

I can't imagine what it's like to need it that bad.  I guess if it gets bad enough and your girl isn't giving it up you guys must visit Miss Michigan to release the pressure.  Nothing wrong with that if it helps, but it sure leaves you vulnerable to control by the pussy.  That must suck.  I've always been able to tell a girl to take a hike if I'm sick of her shit and never had to think about the loss of pussy.  Every girl that has tried to withhold sex as a punishment has learned the hard way that it doesn't work on me.  Either they have given up because they got too horny, or they threatened to leave and I showed them the door and told them not to let it hit them in the ass on the way out.

What do you guys do when your woman is punishing you by withholding sex (assuming you think you didn't do anything to deserve it)?  Do you eventually cave to her demands?  Sucks for you if you do.

The sex as a weapon routine that a lot of women employ as a control measure. I dated a girl that pulled that on me and I told her i was done with her and never wanted to see her again. I told her if you think you are going to control me your are mistaken. I sent her home and never spoke to her again. I recently googled her and she's still single. Lol

Code_Warrior wrote:
Nope, it doesn't get thicker!   

I can't imagine what it's like to need it that bad.  I guess if it gets bad enough and your girl isn't giving it up you guys must visit Miss Michigan to release the pressure.  Nothing wrong with that if it helps, but it sure leaves you vulnerable to control by the pussy.  That must suck.  I've always been able to tell a girl to take a hike if I'm sick of her shit and never had to think about the loss of pussy.  Every girl that has tried to withhold sex as a punishment has learned the hard way that it doesn't work on me.  Either they have given up because they got too horny, or they threatened to leave and I showed them the door and told them not to let it hit them in the ass on the way out.

What do you guys do when your woman is punishing you by withholding sex (assuming you think you didn't do anything to deserve it)?  Do you eventually cave to her demands?  Sucks for you if you do.

You can punch the clown whenever you want.

Another one of those masters of your domain threads.

JEK wrote:

Not everybody who enjoys frequent sex is controlled by pussy. You are making an awfully broad generalization. It also sounds like you are trying to justify your own, ahh, "shortcummings."

I said that pussy had no control over me, and then made the observation that "the need" leaves you vulnerable to control by the pussy. Is that what you're conflating into some broad generalization about people who enjoy frequent sex are controlled by pussy? By the way, this thread isn't about people who enjoy frequent sex, it's about how long you can go before you need it.

I guess I hit a little too close to home for your comfort and you're taking it personally so you felt like you needed to retaliate. In case you didn't realize it, that's an indicator that you're controlled by pussy and you know it. It's one thing to be controlled by pussy and not know it, but you're wearing that pussy like a mind control helmet. It even writes posts on message boards using female inspired insults when it feels threatened. 

You should take a lesson from Tanfan, it's pretty obvious that he's not controlled by pussy, he sure as hell didn't think to take offense. But you did.

Code_Warrior wrote:
I can't imagine what it's like to need it that bad.  I guess if it gets bad enough and your girl isn't giving it up you guys must visit Miss Michigan to release the pressure.  Nothing wrong with that if it helps, but it sure leaves you vulnerable to control by the pussy.  That must suck.  I've always been able to tell a girl to take a hike if I'm sick of her shit and never had to think about the loss of pussy.  Every girl that has tried to withhold sex as a punishment has learned the hard way that it doesn't work on me.  Either they have given up because they got too horny, or they threatened to leave and I showed them the door and told them not to let it hit them in the ass on the way out.

What do you guys do when your woman is punishing you by withholding sex (assuming you think you didn't do anything to deserve it)?  Do you eventually cave to her demands?  Sucks for you if you do.

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Why James Cry'n, Cause he just got dunked on!!!!   

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Touche'.   

Tanfan! wrote:

Why James Cry'n, Cause he just got dunked on!!!!   

This has been going through my head for two days

Code_Warrior wrote:
Nope, it doesn't get thicker!   

I can't imagine what it's like to need it that bad. I guess if it gets bad enough and your girl isn't giving it up you guys must visit Miss Michigan to release the pressure. Nothing wrong with that if it helps, but it sure leaves you vulnerable to control by the pussy. That must suck. I've always been able to tell a girl to take a hike if I'm sick of her shit and never had to think about the loss of pussy. Every girl that has tried to withhold sex as a punishment has learned the hard way that it doesn't work on me. Either they have given up because they got too horny, or they threatened to leave and I showed them the door and told them not to let it hit them in the ass on the way out.

What do you guys do when your woman is punishing you by withholding sex (assuming you think you didn't do anything to deserve it)? Do you eventually cave to her demands? Sucks for you if you do.

What the **** are you talking about? I mean... Sorry you don't like to (or just don't) **** anymore... Thanks for the soliloquy trying to convince yourself it's a choice, I guess.

Code_Warrior wrote:I guess I hit a little too close to home for your comfort and you're taking it personally so you felt like you needed to retaliate.

All I did was respond to your post. You seem to be putting a lot more "retaliation" into this than me.

In case you didn't realize it, that's an indicator that you're controlled by pussy and you know it.  It's one thing to be controlled by pussy and not know it, but you're wearing that pussy like a mind control helmet.

I'm single and dating and loving it. I'm not controlled by anyone or anything.

Code_Warrior wrote:I must be low T I guess. I can go years without it. Good thing too, cause there were some pretty lean times when the kids were youngn's. You will never hear me say "Damn I haven't been laid in X amount of time". Pussy has no control over me.

Must be that iron fist of yours.....

Rocinante wrote:

What the **** are you talking about? I mean... Sorry you don't like to (or just don't) **** anymore... Thanks for the soliloquy trying to convince yourself it's a choice, I guess.

The wife and I are just fine. That's twice you're off the mark. Big difference between needing it and not. Thought you'd be able to figure that out. Obviously I'm giving you too much credit.

JEK wrote:

All I did was respond to your post. You seem to be putting a lot more "retaliation" into this than me.



I'm single and dating and loving it. I'm not controlled by anyone or anything.

Nice try. Sorry, you're pussy whipped. Good luck with that.

Blanch32 wrote:

Must be that iron fist of yours.....

You're consistent. I'll give you that much.   

Code_Warrior wrote:
The wife and I are just fine. That's twice you're off the mark. Big difference between needing it and not. Thought you'd be able to figure that out. Obviously I'm giving you too much credit.

You are a blatant virgin.

Rocinante wrote:

You are a blatant virgin.

Yes, that's it. You got me!