The Swill Buddy System

Trapper Gus wrote:

InTenSity wrote:Well my phone just died again...

Possible dendritic formations. Suggest considering not keeping it in a pocket in the unlikely event that it catches on fire.

Is that a fancy way of saying his phone has dandruff?

Due to overwhelming demand we will be announcing your 2024 Official Swill Buddy here very soon. This is a big one because this will be your buddy throughout 2024’s Swilltenial celebration.

To celebrate 10 years of swilling we will have a new wrinkle. Each buddy pod will be assigned a foe pod. That means that you and your buddy will be given another buddy pair that is now your mortal enemy and should be stalked and harassed throughout the year.

Best of luck in your random selections

Buddy pod 1
Pantry
Dwags

Buddy pod 2
Bob
Greenway

Buddy pod 3
Heat
Au

Buddy pod 4
Kingston
Nigel

Buddy pod 5
Roc
Intensity

Buddy pod 6
Avgmsujoe
Nordic

Buddy pod 7
Cameron
Floyd

Buddy pod 8
Duffy
Rick Saunders

Buddy pod 9
Grr
Captain slow

Buddy pod 10
Dendro
Travis

Buddy pod 11
Pervis
Motown

Buddy pod 12
Jake
Gomersbro

Buddy pod 13
Turtleneck
Otpt

Buddy pod 14
Miami
Trapper

Next up, your foe pods

Foe pods

14 vs 7
5 vs 9
6 vs 4
2 vs 13
1 vs 3
11 vs 10
8 vs 12

Please remember that your foe pod is comprised of your new least favorite posters.

For integrity’s sake

Nordic is stuck with me again?

You guys have fun.

im confused whos my buddy

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:im confused whos my buddy

Turtleneck

I'm fine with Cam, already a foe, but I like Floyd. Cannot add him as a foe.

Jake, buddy, I hope you have a wonderful new year!

Trapper Gus wrote:I'm fine with Cam, already a foe, but I like Floyd.  Cannot add him as a foe.

I don’t recall this being optional in the bylaws Trapper you hate floyd now. Someone needs to.

Me thinking about pervis’ post game write ups when I meet him in the Spartan stadium press box

Last night, just before midnight...

Travis of the Cosmos: In 2024, I resolve to get a woman to talk to me.

Today...

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Buddy pod 10
Dendro
Travis

Post #1,771 grade: fail

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Trapper Gus wrote:I'm fine with Cam, already a foe, but I like Floyd.  Cannot add him as a foe.

I don’t recall this being optional in the bylaws Trapper you hate floyd now. Someone needs to.

Okay, human emotions are so hard to measure though

Feels good to have a buddy.

This actually has some potential to be entertaining

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:im confused whos my buddy

Turtleneck

I am not Bob, OTPT. I will not be financing your life of luxury.

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck

I am not Bob, OTPT. I will not be financing your life of luxury.

I'll be your SugarBuddy on the side, OTPT. It'll be fun to have 2 buddies :)