Re: Anything funny? Good stories?

by **Motown Spartan** Thu 30 Apr 2020 - 15:26

They say sex sells...

Probably because you can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

by **The Pantry** Thu 30 Apr 2020 - 18:24

by **The Pantry** Thu 30 Apr 2020 - 18:27

by Bill Cain Fri 1 May 2020 - 0:40

I once did something stupid.

by **Cameron** Fri 1 May 2020 - 0:43

There's an easy way to prove you don't have a pencil dick...

by Bill Cain Fri 1 May 2020 - 0:45

Cameron wrote:There's an easy way to prove you don't have a pencil dick...

Being a pencil dick is a gift my friend. Self acceptance leads to growth

by **Cameron** Fri 1 May 2020 - 1:10

Bill Cain wrote:
Cameron wrote:There's an easy way to prove you don't have a pencil dick...

Being a pencil dick is a gift my friend. It’s a gift.

If it's a gift, then there's an easy way to prove you have a pencil dick...

by Bill Cain Fri 1 May 2020 - 1:12

Cameron wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:

Being a pencil dick is a gift my friend. It’s a gift.

If it's a gift, then there's an easy way to prove you have a pencil dick...

Poop

by **Cameron** Fri 1 May 2020 - 1:39

Bill Cain wrote:
Cameron wrote:

If it's a gift, then there's an easy way to prove you have a pencil dick...

Poop

Nope, try again.

by **DWags** Fri 1 May 2020 - 1:59

Pencil dick?

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by **The Pantry** Sat 2 May 2020 - 21:59

by **CORNER BLITZ** Sun 3 May 2020 - 13:39

https://i.imgur.com/ECG9GF2.gifv

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by **Floyd Robertson** Thu 7 May 2020 - 8:17

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by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu 7 May 2020 - 10:42

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Quick! Sell it for $200,000!

by **The Pantry** Thu 7 May 2020 - 13:44

by **Nordic** Thu 7 May 2020 - 14:08

I feel ya Jennifer. I gave myself a quarentine buzz a while back and now that it is starting to grow back I look like this guy

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by Senior Dickfist Thu 7 May 2020 - 15:58

Nordic wrote:I feel ya Jennifer. I gave myself a quarentine buzz a while back and now that it is starting to grow back I look like this guy

Do you have RBF too?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu 7 May 2020 - 16:40

Nordic wrote:I feel ya Jennifer. I gave myself a quarentine buzz a while back and now that it is starting to grow back I look like this guy

I just imagine this is Nodic whenever I watch Letterkenny.

by **Cameron** Thu 7 May 2020 - 18:33

S&P, the choice for me.

by **Nordic** Thu 7 May 2020 - 19:17

You're spare parts, aren't ya bud?

by **The Pantry** Thu 7 May 2020 - 19:30

Cameron wrote:S&P, the choice for me.

Perfectly acceptable, but SPOG is better IMO.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri 8 May 2020 - 14:53

If I were blindfolded and heard that noise I'd be extremely concerned about the well being of my penis.

NSFW.

by **Motown Spartan** Fri 8 May 2020 - 14:59

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

If I were blindfolded and heard that noise I'd be extremely concerned about the well being of my penis.

NSFW.

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by **Dendrobates** Fri 8 May 2020 - 23:16

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

If I were blindfolded and heard that noise I'd be extremely concerned about the well being of my penis.

NSFW.

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by **CORNER BLITZ** Fri 8 May 2020 - 23:21

Lol gluck gluck 9000

by **CORNER BLITZ** Fri 8 May 2020 - 23:21

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by **Floyd Robertson** Sat 9 May 2020 - 6:58

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by **The Pantry** Sat 9 May 2020 - 18:43

by **Jake from State Farm** Sat 9 May 2020 - 19:11

Drove through campus today, spent probably half hour to 45 minutes doing so. Saw a couple of new grads with their cap and gown on getting graduation pictures taken. Traffic was pretty much nonexistent, pedestrian, automobile or otherwise. It was pretty nice not having a rushed feeling and drove way under the speed limit and the wife and I took our time just checking everything out. Lots of new buildings since when I attended, upgrades on others. Vacant parking lots and vacant roads. The gardens next to Horticulture looked pretty much unattended which was kind of sad, a few past their bloom tulips and nothing else. The new apartment building next to Cedar Village looks huge. Everything just has a vacant look to it.
The Dairy Store was just putting their open sign out, so that's a plus.
I can't imagine this going on for very long. There's way too much interaction needed between students and students and students and professors to make online learning a positive experience.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon 11 May 2020 - 7:25

So many threads I could have placed this in. But the first reply from mango juulpod has me rofl in it's simplicity, so it goes in the anything funny thread.

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by **The Pantry** Wed 13 May 2020 - 22:10

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu 14 May 2020 - 11:22

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by **Nordic** Thu 14 May 2020 - 14:00

by **Dendrobates** Thu 14 May 2020 - 15:01

Jake from State Farm wrote:Drove through campus today, spent probably half hour to 45 minutes doing so. Saw a couple of new grads with their cap and gown on getting graduation pictures taken. Traffic was pretty much nonexistent, pedestrian, automobile or otherwise. It was pretty nice not having a rushed feeling and drove way under the speed limit and the wife and I took our time just checking everything out. Lots of new buildings since when I attended, upgrades on others. Vacant parking lots and vacant roads. The gardens next to Horticulture looked pretty much unattended which was kind of sad, a few past their bloom tulips and nothing else. The new apartment building next to Cedar Village looks huge. Everything just has a vacant look to it.
The Dairy Store was just putting their open sign out, so that's a plus.
I can't imagine this going on for very long. There's way too much interaction needed between students and students and students and professors to make online learning a positive experience.

Driving through campus usually puts me in a good mood. With slight sadness because of reminiscing.

Nordic wrote:

That made me laugh. Now that’s all I’m going to think about when I see those.

by **Nordic** Fri 15 May 2020 - 16:01

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by **DWags** Fri 15 May 2020 - 16:33

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by **The Pantry** Wed 20 May 2020 - 11:32

by **Dendrobates** Wed 20 May 2020 - 13:45

The Pantry wrote:

Fuck, and I have to be sober!

But that's a funny pic.

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