tOfficial Swill “Hey, how’s it going?” thread

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-22, 23:21

Hey, how’s it going?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-04-22, 23:24

No, I won't go out on a date with you when this is all over Greenway.

by **The Pantry** 2020-04-22, 23:55

Not that well.

Getting any head?

by **DWags** 2020-04-23, 02:24

Balls itch.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-23, 02:46

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:No, I won't go out on a date with you when this is all over Greenway.

Who the hell said anything about a date? I’m looking for head.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-23, 02:47

The Pantry wrote:Not that well.

Getting any head?

Check back with me after this is over, or ask Pylon.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-23, 02:47

DWags wrote:Balls itch.

My ear itches. Effing spring allergies.

by **The Pantry** 2020-04-23, 02:56

DWags wrote:Balls itch.

That's normal for me.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-04-23, 06:01

Good, thanks.

About to go running

Peace.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-04-23, 07:42

Going well in my world.

by **duffy munn** 2020-04-23, 07:46

Ok I guess. I've spent more continuous alone time with my wife than I have in 35 years. That's been, well, interesting. I've cleaned out my garage 7 times. I've got a nice mullet coming in and thinking about shaving my head. I got sweet crown royal mask made out of a crown royal bag ( thanks marji for the curbside delivery at Dags). I wanted to do some gardening yesterday and then take a boat ride.......but....thanks a lot Whitmer. I miss Jingles.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-04-23, 07:49

Motown Spartan wrote:Going well in my world.

Whoa where have you been?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-04-23, 08:19

tGreenWay wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:No, I won't go out on a date with you when this is all over Greenway.

Who the hell said anything about a date? I’m looking for head.

A "date". And the answer is still no.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-04-23, 09:32

Dendrobates wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:Going well in my world.

Whoa where have you been?

Sorry, I was in the shower.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2020-04-23, 09:48

It's going

by **steveschneider** 2020-04-23, 09:53

Keeping regular and got a fresh supply of TP.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-23, 10:34

Motown Spartan wrote:Going well in my world.

Long time! Welcome back, stranger.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-23, 10:37

steveschneider wrote:Keeping regular and got a fresh supply of TP.

How the heck did you score TP? That’s gold, dude.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-04-23, 10:48

tGreenWay wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:Going well in my world.

Long time! Welcome back, stranger.

Thank you! It’s been too long!

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-04-23, 10:51

steveschneider wrote:Keeping regular and got a fresh supply of TP.

tOfficial Swill “Hey, how’s it going?” thread E7a46f10

by **steveschneider** 2020-04-23, 11:14

Motown Spartan wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Keeping regular and got a fresh supply of TP.

The weird thing is for a short while I found it hard to find toilet bowl cleaner. We were running out and finally was just able to get some. Gotta keep that bowl white!

by **Cameron** 2020-04-23, 11:26

steveschneider wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

The weird thing is for a short while I found it hard to find toilet bowl cleaner. We were running out and finally was just able to get some. Gotta keep that bowl white!

That's racist, steve.

by **DWags** 2020-04-23, 11:53

Don’t remember if I said here or another board but I scored 36 rolls of TP and 18 PTs from Aldis. Also my daughter has some personal stuff in her apartment in East Lansing. It’s a couple valuable things and some other stuff she wants. Well I wasn’t to keen on driving up there but she said she also has 15 rolls of TO and some Paper towel. I think I’ll drive up, either get a takeout of Al Ez or Dags and drive back. If any of you East Lansing peeps need TP P.M. me. I don’t know what day but probably early next week.

WJR has a story that because of a wood chip shortage those things were going to get even tougher to get.

by **DWags** 2020-04-23, 11:53

Don’t remember if I said here or another board but I scored 36 rolls of TP and 18 PTs from Aldis. Also my daughter has some personal stuff in her apartment in East Lansing. It’s a couple valuable things and some other stuff she wants. Well I wasn’t to keen on driving up there but she said she also has 15 rolls of TO and some Paper towel. I think I’ll drive up, either get a takeout of Al Ez or Dags and drive back. If any of you East Lansing peeps need TP P.M. me. I don’t know what day but probably early next week.

WJR has a story that because of a wood chip shortage those things were going to get even tougher to get.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-04-23, 12:00

DWags wrote:Don’t remember if I said here or another board but I scored 36 rolls of TP and 18 PTs from Aldis. Also my daughter has some personal stuff in her apartment in East Lansing. It’s a couple valuable things and some other stuff she wants. Well I wasn’t to keen on driving up there but she said she also has 15 rolls of TO and some Paper towel. I think I’ll drive up, either get a takeout of Al Ez or Dags and drive back. If any of you East Lansing peeps need TP P.M. me. I don’t know what day but probably early next week.

WJR has a story that because of a wood chip shortage those things were going to get even tougher to get.

You can say that again!

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-04-23, 12:19

DWags wrote:Don’t remember if I said here or another board but I scored 36 rolls of TP and 18 PTs from Aldis. Also my daughter has some personal stuff in her apartment in East Lansing. It’s a couple valuable things and some other stuff she wants. Well I wasn’t to keen on driving up there but she said she also has 15 rolls of TO and some Paper towel. I think I’ll drive up, either get a takeout of Al Ez or Dags and drive back. If any of you East Lansing peeps need TP P.M. me. I don’t know what day but probably early next week.

WJR has a story that because of a wood chip shortage those things were going to get even tougher to get.

I just keep swiping TP from work. I know where it's stored.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-04-23, 12:21

Well, just found out 160 people from corporate & engineering are getting furloughed today as well as 1200 manufacturing personnel. Survived round one. We'll see in the coming weeks if more people are furloughed. No firings yet at least.

We lost two people from my immediate team of eight...

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-04-23, 12:24

Floyd Robertson wrote:
DWags wrote:Don’t remember if I said here or another board but I scored 36 rolls of TP and 18 PTs from Aldis. Also my daughter has some personal stuff in her apartment in East Lansing. It’s a couple valuable things and some other stuff she wants. Well I wasn’t to keen on driving up there but she said she also has 15 rolls of TO and some Paper towel. I think I’ll drive up, either get a takeout of Al Ez or Dags and drive back. If any of you East Lansing peeps need TP P.M. me. I don’t know what day but probably early next week.

WJR has a story that because of a wood chip shortage those things were going to get even tougher to get.

I just keep swiping TP from work. I know where it's stored.

I would do that but I don’t want to run out at work either.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2020-04-23, 12:43

I think the TP shortages in the stores now that most are home from work, shows just how many people prefer to poop at work.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-04-23, 12:55

MiamiSpartan wrote:I think the TP shortages in the stores now that most are home from work, shows just how many people prefer to poop at work.

I read an article a couple of weeks ago about the shortage being due not only to hoarding but to a greater extent that the consumer/home grade manufacturing process and raw material a different beast from industrial/office TP manufacturing. It basically said that the industrial pipeline isn't easily switched over to meet the demand for consumer grade.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-04-23, 13:00

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

Whoa where have you been?

Sorry, I was in the shower.

Giggity.

by **steveschneider** 2020-04-23, 13:01

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Well, just found out 160 people from corporate & engineering are getting furloughed today as well as 1200 manufacturing personnel. Survived round one. We'll see in the coming weeks if more people are furloughed. No firings yet at least.

We lost two people from my immediate team of eight...

We had round one last week and since there is another company meeting I suspect they are furloughing people today. It sucks to see it happen.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-04-23, 13:02

Well... you guys pretty much know my shit.

Hanging in there, and still employed somehow. I am so fucking sick of the snow.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-04-23, 13:10

DWags wrote:Don’t remember if I said here or another board but I scored 36 rolls of TP and 18 PTs from Aldis. Also my daughter has some personal stuff in her apartment in East Lansing. It’s a couple valuable things and some other stuff she wants. Well I wasn’t to keen on driving up there but she said she also has 15 rolls of TO and some Paper towel. I think I’ll drive up, either get a takeout of Al Ez or Dags and drive back. If any of you East Lansing peeps need TP P.M. me. I don’t know what day but probably early next week.

WJR has a story that because of a wood chip shortage those things were going to get even tougher to get.

if your daughter's apartment has any seeds (tomato, lettuce, etc), let me know. Just PM me the address and I'll jimmy open the back door and get them. I won't damage the door. Promise.

I just need some seeds.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-04-23, 13:12

Dendrobates wrote:I am so fucking sick of the snow.

Tell me about it.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-04-23, 13:17

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I am so fucking sick of the snow.

Tell me about it.

You’re more used to shitty snow you Yooper

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-04-23, 13:23

Dendrobates wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

Tell me about it.

You’re more used to shitty snow you Yooper

Does the snow ever completely melt in the YooPee?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-04-23, 13:23

MiamiSpartan wrote:I think the TP shortages in the stores now that most are home from work, shows just how many people prefer to poop at work.

I'm not so sure it's a preference thong but more of a necessity. I usually have to deuce around 10 am. That'll always be a work poop.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-04-23, 13:40

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

You’re more used to shitty snow you Yooper

Does the snow ever completely melt in the YooPee?

Only when YooPee on it.

by **duffy munn** 2020-04-23, 14:30

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
DWags wrote:Don’t remember if I said here or another board but I scored 36 rolls of TP and 18 PTs from Aldis. Also my daughter has some personal stuff in her apartment in East Lansing. It’s a couple valuable things and some other stuff she wants. Well I wasn’t to keen on driving up there but she said she also has 15 rolls of TO and some Paper towel. I think I’ll drive up, either get a takeout of Al Ez or Dags and drive back. If any of you East Lansing peeps need TP P.M. me. I don’t know what day but probably early next week.

WJR has a story that because of a wood chip shortage those things were going to get even tougher to get.
if your daughter's apartment has any seeds (tomato, lettuce, etc), let me know. Just PM me the address and I'll jimmy open the back door and get them. I won't damage the door. Promise.

I just need some seeds.

Check for paint while you're there. I'm jonesing for some paint.

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