Hey old guys, don't fall for the fake Coach Tucker instagram

If you have Instagram...


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@coachmelt
While I do like the images on this FAKE Mel Tucker IG, it’s not mine & I don’t need the $100. bucks he/she is requesting on DM from people. Be aware of the 1 after the name. ‍�

What’s Instagram?

Is that like a telegram but even faster? Golly!

DWags is not going to understand any of this.

What’s instagrain

Is that like minute rice?

Where's the dots and dashes?

You old guys have Instagram?

I follow models almost exclusively on Insta, which makes me the creepy old guy perv there, too.

tGreenWay wrote:I follow models almost exclusively on Insta, which makes me the creepy old guy perv there, too.

I only waste my time on here with you old pervs

I'm an Instagram perv. Prolly checked out your daughters. No offense.

Dendrobates wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I follow models almost exclusively on Insta, which makes me the creepy old guy perv there, too.

I only waste my time on here with you old pervs

You know how to get us old pervs going knowing full well we can’t actually do any of the things we boast about, other than

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm an Instagram perv. Prolly checked out your daughters. No offense.

It’s becoming a problem for we creeper pervs because so many of these ridiculously hot 20-somethings are turning their accounts private.

tGreenWay wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm an Instagram perv. Prolly checked out your daughters. No offense.

It’s becoming a problem for we creeper pervs because so many of these ridiculously hot 20-somethings are turning their accounts private.

Yeah, in my wildest dream I think I might have a chance, and then I wake up and slap myself back into reality.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:





It’s becoming a problem for we creeper pervs because so many of these ridiculously hot 20-somethings are turning their accounts private.

Yeah, in my wildest dream I think I might have a chance, and then I wake up and slap myself back into reality.

All of this extra down time has freed me up to do some pondering. First thing I did was change my profile pic to an early black & white shot of George Clooney. Can’t wait to see if that works.

What's up with the ageism?

tGreenWay wrote:

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Yeah, in my wildest dream I think I might have a chance, and then I wake up and slap myself back into reality.

All of this extra down time has freed me up to do some pondering. First thing I did was change my profile pic to an early black & white shot of George Clooney. Can’t wait to see if that works.

I can't see why it wouldn't.

tGreenWay wrote:

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Yeah, in my wildest dream I think I might have a chance, and then I wake up and slap myself back into reality.

All of this extra down time has freed me up to do some pondering. First thing I did was change my profile pic to an early black & white shot of George Clooney. Can’t wait to see if that works.

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