Just got out of office max.

Two ladies in there know me. We chit chat while my job is getting done. Every time they speak to me they pull their mask down. I didn’t say anything but I just don’t think they get it.

I went to Costco today and they wouldn't let people in that didn't have masks.

The local grocery store down the road from me implemented a no mask no entry rule. LOTS of country bumpkins around here have been arguing with the "bouncer" to get in lately. So much so that the cashiers thanked my wife for wearing a mask on the way in.

Morons just don't get it, or more likely are being willfully ignorant over this.

Yeah, but there's a lot of people dying in car crashes and from the flu and from heart attacks and....

If Pence doesn't have to wear a mask when he visits the Mayo Clinic, then I'm not wearing one to the grocery store.

NigelUno wrote:If Pence doesn't have to wear a mask when he visits the Mayo Clinic, then I'm not wearing one to the grocery store.

he looked like an absolute twatwaffle in there without a mask. Also going around me mom's neighborhood a lot of people are just wearing masks while walking, her neighbor never leaves the house without one on, even in the garden.

Oh, I'm DWags, I'm so special. All the women pull their masks down for me. Nice humble brag, boomer.

Turtleneck wrote:Oh, I'm DWags, I'm so special. All the women pull their masks down for me. Nice humble brag, boomer.

No they did it every time the spoke. And one, I ain’t good looking and two, they look better with their masks on.

DWags wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Oh, I'm DWags, I'm so special. All the women pull their masks down for me. Nice humble brag, boomer.

No they did it every time the spoke. And one, I ain’t good looking and two, they look better with their masks on.

this them?

The women in Matty Fresh’s News 5 screenshot are fighting the virus with alcohol. They’ve fought everything with alcohol.

GRR Spartan wrote:The women in Matty Fresh’s News 5 screenshot are fighting the virus with alcohol. They’ve fought everything with alcohol.

Looks like they lost.

MattyFresh wrote:

NigelUno wrote:If Pence doesn't have to wear a mask when he visits the Mayo Clinic, then I'm not wearing one to the grocery store.

he looked like an absolute twatwaffle in there without a mask. Also going around me mom's neighborhood a lot of people are just wearing masks while walking, her neighbor never leaves the house without one on, even in the garden.

I saw a headline that said mayo tweeted asking him to wear a mask, and they were told to delete the tweet. Not sure if true or not.

DWags wrote:

GRR Spartan wrote:The women in Matty Fresh’s News 5 screenshot are fighting the virus with alcohol. They’ve fought everything with alcohol.

Looks like they lost.

I tried fighting everything with alcohol...I almost lost. I thought Mr. Tito and I were cool, but he kicked my ass good!

Yeah, pulling down the mask certainly makes it pointless. Do you think they were even aware they were doing it?

Dendrobates wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:

he looked like an absolute twatwaffle in there without a mask. Also going around me mom's neighborhood a lot of people are just wearing masks while walking, her neighbor never leaves the house without one on, even in the garden.

I saw a headline that said mayo tweeted asking him to wear a mask, and they were told to delete the tweet. Not sure if true or not.

They tweeted while he was there, and then deleted it.

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Well... a grand experiment in darwinism here....& If he doesn't get the covid in 2 weeks what does that mean? Gives the morons more ammo in their "it aint real" war.

What were you in office max for dwags

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What were you in office max for dwags

Sounds like he was there to hit on women.

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What were you in office max for dwags

Sounds like he was there to hit on women.

Don’t know why else you’d go into office max often enough to know the employees

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What were you in office max for dwags

Probably had to fax something.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Sounds like he was there to hit on women.

Don’t know why else you’d go into office max often enough to know the employees

Probably to print more "For a good time call Dwags" fliers.

I think he had to make photocopies. Please speculate as to what he was photocopying.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What were you in office max for dwags

Probably had to faux something.

fixed

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What were you in office max for dwags

Only because I respect you Travis:
My business needs to send out monthly reports and make copies of any road tests or motor cycle tests that you have done that month.  The score sheets are sent to my central office.  They are on 8.5 by 14 papers and if the month is busy throughout the state there are a ton of them to be copied.  Nothing I can do at home.  
I get the sheets sent to me, I organize them, copy for our records that I need to keep on file for 4 years and then I have to send the originals to Lansing.  I'm in there monthly and I know the ladies.  One of their kids took our classes and went through tests with us.   Her name is Jennifer, Travis.
The State told us we didn't have to send March by 4/10 but try to get it to them by the end of the moth of April.   So there I was Trav.  And because I also know you are really interested I"m going to show you an email I got from Lansing as I got out of the store and into my car because I'm a loser and have no luck.  Here it is:

*************
re: Monthly score sheets
to: ***********
yesterday 4:54 PM

All Owners or designated representatives, please don't take the chance of exposure by going to the postoffice or having to copy score sheets.  We will not start opening mail in our offices until May 18th.  We'd like you to try to mail in your score sheets by that date.  

So, I didn't have to be in there yesterday.

Did you sit pantsless on the OfficeMax photocopy machine thingy?

Motown Spartan wrote:Did you sit pantsless on the OfficeMax photocopy machine thingy?

Sit? I lay waist down. Anybody want a copy?

DWags wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:Did you sit pantsless on the OfficeMax photocopy machine thingy?

Sit? I lay waist down. Anybody want a copy?

Do you have to ask?

DWags wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What were you in office max for dwags

Only because I respect you Travis:
My business needs to send out monthly reports and make copies of any road tests or motor cycle tests that you have done that month.  The score sheets are sent to my central office.  They are on 8.5 by 14 papers and if the month is busy throughout the state there are a ton of them to be copied.  Nothing I can do at home.  
I get the sheets sent to me, I organize them, copy for our records that I need to keep on file for 4 years and then I have to send the originals to Lansing.  I'm in there monthly and I know the ladies.  One of their kids took our classes and went through tests with us.   Her name is Jennifer, Travis.
The State told us we didn't have to send March by 4/10 but try to get it to them by the end of the moth of April.   So there I was Trav.  And because I also know you are really interested I"m going to show you an email I got from Lansing as I got out of the store and into my car because I'm a loser and have no luck.  Here it is:

*************
re: Monthly score sheets
to: ***********
yesterday 4:54 PM

All Owners or designated representatives, please don't take the chance of exposure by going to the postoffice or having to copy score sheets.  We will not start opening mail in our offices until May 18th.  We'd like you to try to mail in your score sheets by that date.  

So, I didn't have to be in there yesterday.

Is the kid Jennifer or the employee Jennifer

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

DWags wrote:

Only because I respect you Travis:
My business needs to send out monthly reports and make copies of any road tests or motor cycle tests that you have done that month.  The score sheets are sent to my central office.  They are on 8.5 by 14 papers and if the month is busy throughout the state there are a ton of them to be copied.  Nothing I can do at home.  
I get the sheets sent to me, I organize them, copy for our records that I need to keep on file for 4 years and then I have to send the originals to Lansing.  I'm in there monthly and I know the ladies.  One of their kids took our classes and went through tests with us.   Her name is Jennifer, Travis.
The State told us we didn't have to send March by 4/10 but try to get it to them by the end of the moth of April.   So there I was Trav.  And because I also know you are really interested I"m going to show you an email I got from Lansing as I got out of the store and into my car because I'm a loser and have no luck.  Here it is:

*************
re: Monthly score sheets
to: ***********
yesterday 4:54 PM

All Owners or designated representatives, please don't take the chance of exposure by going to the postoffice or having to copy score sheets.  We will not start opening mail in our offices until May 18th.  We'd like you to try to mail in your score sheets by that date.  

So, I didn't have to be in there yesterday.

Is the kid Jennifer or the employee Jennifer

Jennifer is the mom/employee/mask puller downer when speaking.

She’s very nice. I enjoy my monthly chit chats with her. She has been there for at least 7 years or more.

DWags wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Is the kid Jennifer or the employee Jennifer

Jennifer is the mom/employee/mask puller downer when speaking.

She’s very nice. I enjoy my monthly chit chats with her. She has been there for at least 7 years or more.

See this is why I asked I was so sure you were talking about the person that took the class

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

DWags wrote:

Jennifer is the mom/employee/mask puller downer when speaking.

She’s very nice. I enjoy my monthly chit chats with her. She has been there for at least 7 years or more.

See this is why I asked I was so sure you were talking about the person that took the class

I sometimes go back and re-read before I send it and make those corrections. However I usually think this board gives the benefit of the doubt and moves on. I should have said her son, not kid. I’m glad you’re not confused anymore. I feel better about myself.

DWags wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What were you in office max for dwags

Only because I respect you Travis:

Hard trust anything you say after you start it off with such a blatant lie.

DWags wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

See this is why I asked I was so sure you were talking about the person that took the class

I sometimes go back and re-read before I send it and make those corrections. However I usually think this board gives the benefit of the doubt and moves on. I should have said her son, not kid. I’m glad you’re not confused anymore. I feel better about myself.

Me too dwags I’m glad that could get cleared up

Wags I've been on the phone all morning with Staples. They really want your business during these tough financial times. What can Staples do to win your business? They have told me that they will do whatever it takes.

MiamiSpartan wrote:

DWags wrote:

Only because I respect you Travis:

Hard trust anything you say after you start it off with such a blatant lie.

Free delivery on Starbucks from Office Max?

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wags I've been on the phone all morning with Staples. They really want your business during these tough financial times. What can Staples do to win your business? They have told me that they will do whatever it takes.

They can move a store one mile from my house. Or maybe give me a BJ and donut if I have to drive a while.

Needed printer ink. Costco, Office Depot/Max, Staples, and Amazon all said 2+ weeks for delivery.

Target came through. Didn't have it online, but had it in the closest store, so I did the car pick up (extremely quick and easy).

Yes, I know, cool story. Riveting, edge of your seat stuff.

MiamiSpartan wrote:Needed printer ink. Costco, Office Depot/Max, Staples, and Amazon all said 2+ weeks for delivery.

Target came through. Didn't have it online, but had it in the closest store, so I did the car pick up (extremely quick and easy).

Yes, I know, cool story. Riveting, edge of your seat stuff.

Actually sounds like victory to me. I look for the little things in life now.