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Post by Rocinante 2015-08-31, 13:18

and stunk it up terribly. I would be embarrassed if someone came in. I'm going to go to lunch or something. WHOA...

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Post by Ass Dan 2015-08-31, 13:20

I burp out loud sometimes because I note it disgusts the girl who sits next to me. She's an asshole
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-31, 13:20

Trying to move in on Tanfan's turf?
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Post by Rocinante 2015-08-31, 13:23

Turtleneck wrote:Trying to move in on Tanfan's turf?

It's STILL hanging around!! I gotta get outta here!
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Post by Triple Sparty 2015-08-31, 13:25

Wave some file folders furiously.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-08-31, 13:27

Triple Sparty wrote:Wave some file folders furiously.

lol. I was rapidly opening and shutting the door.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-08-31, 13:36

They have offices in Wyoming?
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-08-31, 13:38

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:They have offices in Wyoming?
If he farted in Wyoming and no one is around to smell it, did he really fart?
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-31, 13:40

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:They have offices in Wyoming?


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This is legit question.

Maybe this is his office....

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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-08-31, 14:01

I just farted in my office Spend-Night-Teepee
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-31, 14:15

I see Walt Longmire in the background.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-08-31, 14:26

Man you guys and your jokes. So good.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-31, 14:45

Rocinante wrote:Man you guys and your jokes. So good.

Do you ever see Fennis Dembo?
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Post by Rocinante 2015-08-31, 14:53

Turtleneck wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Man you guys and your jokes. So good.

Do you ever see Fennis Dembo?

We had this conversation already. No, but his exploits are still in the consciousness of Wyoming sports fans.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-31, 14:59

Rocinante wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Do you ever see Fennis Dembo?

We had this conversation already. No, but his exploits are still in the consciousness of Wyoming sports fans.

I will probably ask again in the future.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-08-31, 15:27

Turtleneck wrote:Trying to move in on Tanfan's turf?

I just farted in my office 502811600 I would've bet anything this was a Tanner thread.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-08-31, 15:28

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:They have offices in Wyoming?

They even have an escalator, I think. Let's ask Turtleneck.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-08-31, 15:34

Rocinante wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Do you ever see Fennis Dembo?

We had this conversation already. No, but his exploits are still in the consciousness of Wyoming sports fans.

You ever been shot in the face by Dick Cheney?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-08-31, 16:23

Giant Moose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:They have offices in Wyoming?
If he farted in Wyoming and no one is around to smell it, did he really fart?

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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2021-07-13, 11:25

First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)

My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
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Post by GRR Spartan 2021-07-13, 11:31

Need to keep a bottle of Unscented Fabreze in your desk.

You could get Fabreze Hawaiian Aloha scent but then your office would smell like you crapped your pants at a luau.


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2021-07-13, 11:33

Did anyone ever smell your fart roc
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Post by Turtleneck 2021-07-13, 12:06

AvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)

My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?

Ever have neck farts?
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2021-07-13, 12:21

I would fire your ass, Roc.
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Post by Turtleneck 2021-07-13, 13:51

Floyd Robertson wrote:I would fire your ass, Roc.

Sound like his ass is already fired, Floyd.
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Post by tGreenWay 2021-07-13, 14:49

Did they ever get enough money to pay for the statue of Fennis Dembo?
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Post by tGreenWay 2021-07-13, 14:51

Turtleneck wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

We had this conversation already. No, but his exploits are still in the consciousness of Wyoming sports fans.

I will probably ask again in the future.



Duh. You can’t ask in the past.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2021-07-13, 15:40

AvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.

Not sure I can handle doing this shit on a daily basis again. Might have to quit and go on welfare.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2021-07-13, 15:58

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.

Not sure I can handle doing this shit on a daily basis again. Might have to quit and go on welfare.

WFH 4 life
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Post by aualum06 2021-07-13, 16:41

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Post by The Pantry 2021-07-13, 17:10

AvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)

My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
Being of your persuasion, disability seems like a viable angle to run with...instead of adjusting your seat and monitor heights I just farted in my office 1494614055

Or are you too busy ramping up to one day a week? I just farted in my office 502811600
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Post by NigelUno 2021-07-13, 18:11

The Pantry wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)

My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
Being of your persuasion, disability seems like a viable angle to run with...instead of adjusting your seat and monitor heights I just farted in my office 1494614055

Or are you too busy ramping up to one day a week? I just farted in my office 502811600

Imagine if he had bone spurs.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2021-07-14, 20:52

The Pantry wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)

My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
Being of your persuasion, disability seems like a viable angle to run with...instead of adjusting your seat and monitor heights I just farted in my office 1494614055

Or are you too busy ramping up to one day a week? I just farted in my office 502811600

You don't live in my town. All those dumbass right wing confederate flag fuckers are on disability and or welfare.
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Post by tGreenWay 2021-07-14, 21:07

Still don’t understand why anyone would fart in their own office when there’s opportunity to carpet bomb a colleagues workspace.
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