Ascot as my witness: brushing your teeth edition

Do you brush with cold water or warm water?

Please note: IB is exempted from answering, since he doesn’t have any teeth.

Cold what the fuck kind of question is this greenway is it sorcery or data mining or what

Cold for upper deck. Warm for lower.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/w9wks/lpt_avoid_the_mint_aftertaste_on_everything_after/

Always cold. Never even contemplated the possibility that there were wrong thinking freaks out there who would use warm water. Disgusting.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Cold what the fuck kind of question is this greenway is it sorcery or data mining or what

Clickbait.
No, actually, i had a convo last week with a dentist from the neighborhood. Naturally. I wanted to hear his dental horror stories. While he didn’t have anything truly bad, he did mention he has a number of patients who brush with warm water. He also said a lot of them do it because they have sensitive teeth, but a few do it out of preference. Seems weird to me.

kingstonlake wrote:Cold for upper deck. Warm for lower.

You have teeth coming out of your ass?
Kingston is an Alien!

Cameron wrote:Always cold. Never even contemplated the possibility that there were wrong thinking freaks out there who would use warm water. Disgusting.

Cold sensitive teeth.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/w9wks/lpt_avoid_the_mint_aftertaste_on_everything_after/

Tried brushing in the shower for awhile and couldn’t get used to it.

Whatever comes out of the tap

Tried hot-ish water after hearing about what I previously linked, but it was too weird and had to wait for the water to heat up then leave it running...just seemed like more work

tGreenWay wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/w9wks/lpt_avoid_the_mint_aftertaste_on_everything_after/

Tried brushing in the shower for awhile and couldn’t get used to it.

That's disgusting. I pee there.

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Tried brushing in the shower for awhile and couldn’t get used to it.

That's disgusting. I pee there.

That’s not all you do there.

Edit: And please stop doing that in my shower.

The one time I tried with warm water I wanted to puke. F that noise. Never again.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Whatever comes out of the tap

Tried hot-ish water after hearing about what I previously linked, but it was too weird and had to wait for the water to heat up then leave it running...just seemed like more work

I was eight or nine when my dad saw I was using warm water to brush. I didn’t know any better. Told me to switch to cold. Eight years or so later he said to brush with hydrogen peroxide. That was 1980-ish. Thought he was nuts.

Floyd Robertson wrote:The one time I tried with warm water I wanted to puke. F that noise. Never again.

Floyd has no problems with visits to his dentist; no anxiety, fears of needles or drills, but brushing with warm water makes him want to puke.

tGreenWay wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Whatever comes out of the tap

Tried hot-ish water after hearing about what I previously linked, but it was too weird and had to wait for the water to heat up then leave it running...just seemed like more work

I was eight or nine when my dad saw I was using warm water to brush. I didn’t know any better. Told me to switch to cold. Eight years or so later he said to brush with hydrogen peroxide. That was 1980-ish. Thought he was nuts.

You should try brushing with Drano, it'll really do wonders for your smile...

and ours too....

tGreenWay wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:The one time I tried with warm water I wanted to puke. F that noise. Never again.

Floyd has no problems with visits to his dentist; no anxiety, fears of needles or drills, but brushing with warm water makes him want to puke.

That about sums it up.

tGreenWay wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Whatever comes out of the tap

Tried hot-ish water after hearing about what I previously linked, but it was too weird and had to wait for the water to heat up then leave it running...just seemed like more work

I was eight or nine when my dad saw I was using warm water to brush. I didn’t know any better. Told me to switch to cold. Eight years or so later he said to brush with hydrogen peroxide. That was 1980-ish. Thought he was nuts.

I got a solid cut on my leg playing outside when I was ~6 and my mom was gone. Dad had to clean me up and I questioned:
"you sure that's the same stuff (hydrogen peroxide) mom uses??"
"yeah, same thing"
*it was not the same and he proceeded to pour alcohol directly into the wound

I.B. Fine wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


I was eight or nine when my dad saw I was using warm water to brush. I didn’t know any better. Told me to switch to cold. Eight years or so later he said to brush with hydrogen peroxide. That was 1980-ish. Thought he was nuts.

You should try brushing with Drano, it'll really do wonders for your smile...

and ours too....

Will it get rid of my coffee stains? Is that why you have no teeth?

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


I was eight or nine when my dad saw I was using warm water to brush. I didn’t know any better. Told me to switch to cold. Eight years or so later he said to brush with hydrogen peroxide. That was 1980-ish. Thought he was nuts.

I got a solid cut on my leg playing outside when I was ~6 and my mom was gone. Dad had to clean me up and I questioned:
"you sure that's the same stuff (hydrogen peroxide) mom uses??"
"yeah, same thing"
*it was not the same and he proceeded to pour alcohol directly into the wound

Are you sure he’s your real dad and not the product of your mom’s with the fitness instructor?

tGreenWay wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

You should try brushing with Drano, it'll really do wonders for your smile...

and ours too....

Will it get rid of my coffee stains? Is that why you have no teeth?

What do you mean no teeth?

I.B. Fine wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Will it get rid of my coffee stains? Is that why you have no teeth?

What do you mean no teeth?

This might be funnier if most of the guy’s face wasn’t off the screen, even when I switched to the web version.
Swing and a miss. Strike one.

tGreenWay wrote:Do you brush with cold water or warm water?

The fuck is wrong with you? Anyone who uses warm water is certifiably insane.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Do you brush with cold water or warm water?

The fuck is wrong with you? Anyone who uses warm water is certifiably insane.

Why?

Part of my shower routine, so warm most of time.  I get it all done in there. You fucks are so inefficient

The Pantry wrote:

DWags wrote:

The fuck is wrong with you? Anyone who uses warm water is certifiably insane.

Why?

Holy shit. If I have to explain.....

DWags wrote:

The Pantry wrote:
Why?

Holy shit. If I have to explain.....

Guess that's part of the reason you're a lib  

The Pantry wrote:

DWags wrote:

Holy shit. If I have to explain.....

Guess that's part of the reason you're a lib  

And don’t have halitosis or yellow teeth.

DWags wrote:

The Pantry wrote:
Guess that's part of the reason you're a lib  

And don’t have halitosis or yellow teeth.

So now, Democrats have sparklingly white teeth and breath that always smells like peppermint?

Nordic wrote:Part of my shower routine, so warm most of time.  I get it all done in there. You fucks are so inefficient

The 3 S's all in one - shit, shower, shave

A great combo, guess need to add in a brush

I don’t really think about it.

I’m sure I’ve done both.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Do you brush with cold water or warm water?

The fuck is wrong with you? Anyone who uses warm water is certifiably insane.

Maybe you should read the thread before popping off, gramps.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Nordic wrote:Part of my shower routine, so warm most of time.  I get it all done in there. You fucks are so inefficient

The 3 S's all in one - shit, shower, shave

A great combo, guess need to add in a brush

Boom. Add in a tug when needed. Ready to start the day.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Nordic wrote:Part of my shower routine, so warm most of time.  I get it all done in there. You fucks are so inefficient

The 3 S's all in one - shit, shower, shave

A great combo, guess need to add in a brush

Originally it was 5 S's. Shit, shine, shave, shower, and shampoo.

Why would you shine your shoes in the shower? Or is it shining your balls?

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Why would you shine your shoes in the shower? Or is it shining your balls?

I won't judge what you get accomplished in the shower

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Why would you shine your shoes in the shower? Or is it shining your balls?

He’s polishing his knob.

The Pantry wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:


The 3 S's all in one - shit, shower, shave

A great combo, guess need to add in a brush

Originally it was 5 S's.  Shit, shine, shave, shower, and shampoo.

Why wouldn't shampoo be included in shower? Why not add soap as the 6th S at that point?

Does warm water make for whiter teeth and fresher breath?