Just booked my mexican vacation.

So I just booked my vacation to puerta vallarta, Mexico. Anyone ever been? What type of time can I expect?

FYI I am a current student at Michigan State who is looking to rage and sniff some poon-tang if you know what I mean.

Cool story Bro.

Expect to get kidnapped by the cartels, parted out, and fed to barnyard animals.

bryanleeg wrote:Expect to get kidnapped by the cartels, parted out, and fed to barnyard animals.

They still do the barnyard animal thing? I thought it was all about harvesting organs for the black market now.

Ex and I took our 4 kids to an all-inclusive there in 2001. Except for a cool place some old celebrity (forget who it was) once had on the south side of the bay (took a boat to get there) the beaches we saw seemed unremarkable.

Mexico, eh? Let us know when you'll beheaded there.

tGreenWay wrote:Mexico, eh?  Let us know when you'll beheaded there.  

I heard it costs an arm and a leg to do a Mexico trip these days.

Don't forget to get a picture of you riding a zonkey in your Skidz.

Went with my wife in 2005...had a good time. I like the Caribbean side better (beaches are very rocky) but the town was cool, an older city and people are very used to American tourists.

Maybe it was just our hotel, but we got offered a threesome with a schoolteacher from Windsor who was hot tubbing with us and a couple we smoked up with started hinting at swapping. Didn't take any of them up on it tho, cool story huh

It kinda sucks....... Shit beaches etc. Nothing. Much there.
Cheap though. So as a student, you'll be fine. Enjoy.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

They still do the barnyard animal thing?  I thought it was all about harvesting organs for the black market now.

Gotta do something with what's left after you take out all the valuable parts.

Turtleneck wrote:

I heard it costs an arm and a leg to do a Mexico trip these days.

Taco bout an expensive vacation. It's going to bleed him dry of money.