You're walking in the middle of the desert...

...with a lion, a horse, a sheep, a cow and a monkey. You gotta get rid of them one at a time, who goes first? Me:

Lion
Monkey
Sheep
Cow
Horse

I'd hop on the horses back, put the monkey up on the top of my head and ride on out of there. Once I reached civilization I'd do my best to send back help for the rest of them.

I’d shoot myself first.

steveschneider wrote:I'd hop on the horses back, put the monkey up on the top of my head and ride on out of there. Once I reached civilization I'd do my best to send back help for the rest of them.

Its not a prius.

No

Wow, you discarded your children that quick?

Spoiler:

I'm in the desert why?

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'm in the desert why?

There's no rain

Lion
Horse
Sheep
Cow
Monkey

aualum06 wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'm in the desert why?

There's no rain

Can I read a book to stay awake?

Does the horse have a name?

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name - it wasn't as fun as they made it sound.

Nordic wrote:...with a lion, a horse, a sheep, a cow and a monkey. You gotta get rid of them one at a time, who goes first? Me:

Lion
Monkey
Sheep
Cow
Horse

I agree; you would have to go first. Then, I’d spend the rest of the time playing with the lion, monkey, sheep, cow, and horse. If any of them asked why you had to go, I would tell them you wanted me to kill them all. Then, we would keep playing and it would be so adorable that Animal Planet would give us our own series.

I mean, I need that horse if I have any chance to make it out of that desert before I die of thirst. First of all, I'm hopping on that horse and getting the fuck outta there before the Lion kills me in the first place. After I develop a plan, I'll come back and kill the Lion which will have removed the decision for me on the other 3 already. I'll shoot the horse at the door steps to the hotel.

Quick question though, is the monkey signifying and did the Lion step on his feet? Because that might cause some problems.

The results of this test are very telling...

Nordic wrote:The results of this test are very telling...

Just don’t tell anyone else or we’ll sue your ass for violating FERPA.

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'm in the desert why?

That’s where the sand is.

With the heat and the sand of a desert, I'd give them 5 bucks each to kill me.

tGreenWay wrote:

Nordic wrote:The results of this test are very telling...

Just don’t tell anyone else or we’ll sue your ass for violating FERPA.

someone violated someone's fupa?

Truth about the desert

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Just don’t tell anyone else or we’ll sue your ass for violating FERPA.

someone violated someone's fupa?

Yes.

Why the fuck would I have those animals with me in a desert? The lion would kill every one of us unless I had a gun. If I had a gun I’d kill the lion. But a gun wouldn’t help me eat or cook the cow. So I guess I’d milk the cow if I had something to put the milk in. But if I didn’t what good would the cow do me? Slow as fuck and it would cost us time. Sheep too. Fuck that sheep. I’d ride the horse till it died. Probably let the monkey ride with me too. They’re funny.

If I was in the middle of Lake Michigan I’d probably do the same thing. I think horses can swim. So it’d be me horse and monkey. The rest are gonna drown.

Up in the alps I don’t see switching anything up either. Maybe skin the sheep for wool. Again, if I had tools.

If I was going to my tailgate it’s probably only going to be the monkey.

I’m thinking monkey hangs with me the most. Horse a close second. Fuck the rest unless I had tools. Lion is outta there first in every scenario. Maybe if I was tailgating in Ann Arbor I’d bring him. Then just let him run loose.

So that’s my answer

DWags wrote:Why the fuck would I have those animals with me in a desert? The lion would kill every one of us unless I had a gun. If I had a gun I’d kill the lion. But a gun wouldn’t help me eat or cook the cow. So I guess I’d milk the cow if I had something to put the milk in. But if I didn’t what good would the cow do me? Slow as fuck and it would cost us time. Sheep too. Fuck that sheep. I’d ride the horse till it died. Probably let the monkey ride with me too. They’re funny.

If I was in the middle of Lake Michigan I’d probably do the same thing. I think horses can swim. So it’d be me horse and monkey. The rest are gonna drown.

Up in the alps I don’t see switching anything up either. Maybe skin the sheep for wool. Again, if I had tools.

If I was going to my tailgate it’s probably only going to be the monkey.

I’m thinking monkey hangs with me the most. Horse a close second. Fuck the rest unless I had tools. Lion is outta there first in every scenario. Maybe if I was tailgating in Ann Arbor I’d bring him. Then just let him run loose.

So that’s my answer

What if you’re walkin’, after midnight? With the lion, out in the moonlight?

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:Why the fuck would I have those animals with me in a desert? The lion would kill every one of us unless I had a gun. If I had a gun I’d kill the lion. But a gun wouldn’t help me eat or cook the cow. So I guess I’d milk the cow if I had something to put the milk in. But if I didn’t what good would the cow do me? Slow as fuck and it would cost us time. Sheep too. Fuck that sheep. I’d ride the horse till it died. Probably let the monkey ride with me too. They’re funny.

If I was in the middle of Lake Michigan I’d probably do the same thing. I think horses can swim. So it’d be me horse and monkey. The rest are gonna drown.

Up in the alps I don’t see switching anything up either. Maybe skin the sheep for wool. Again, if I had tools.

If I was going to my tailgate it’s probably only going to be the monkey.

I’m thinking monkey hangs with me the most. Horse a close second. Fuck the rest unless I had tools. Lion is outta there first in every scenario. Maybe if I was tailgating in Ann Arbor I’d bring him. Then just let him run loose.

So that’s my answer

What if you’re walkin’, after midnight? With the lion, out in the moonlight?

I’d put the lion in the coconut and drink it all up.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:Why the fuck would I have those animals with me in a desert?   The lion would kill every one of us unless I had a gun. If I had a gun I’d kill the lion.  But a gun wouldn’t help me eat or cook the cow.   So I guess I’d milk the cow if I had something to put the milk in. But if I didn’t what good would the cow do me? Slow as fuck and it would cost us time. Sheep too. Fuck that sheep. I’d ride the horse till it died. Probably let the monkey ride with me too.  They’re funny.  

If I was in the middle of Lake Michigan I’d probably do the same thing. I think horses can swim.  So it’d be me horse and monkey. The rest are gonna drown.  

Up in the alps I don’t see switching anything up either. Maybe skin the sheep for wool.  Again, if I had tools.

If I was going to my tailgate it’s probably only going to be the monkey.  

I’m thinking monkey hangs with me the most. Horse a close second. Fuck the rest unless I had tools.  Lion is outta there first in every scenario. Maybe if I was tailgating in Ann Arbor I’d bring him. Then just let him run loose.

So that’s my answer

What if you’re walkin’, after midnight? With the lion, out in the moonlight?

I think DWags would be pretty tired after having the cow do him, fucking the sheep and riding the horse (an apparent ménage à trois with the monkey).  But it appears he has plans for the lion too.  

But I am not here to judge another man's proclivities.

Cow and horse seem most useful, and the horse's spirit might be an inspiration in this shitty situation. The desert? Really?

The lion seems like it will betray me and make a meal of me when I become weak. I can't see why I need the lion beyond ego...you know...having a fucking lion.

The monkey won't do anything for me, and will probably be a total distraction and incapable of staying on task. It will want to juggle bowling pins and run around like an asshole. Useless and will slow me down.

The sheep, well it's a sheep, and it was probably already eaten by the lion.

I think the cow wins. Can I get raw milk from this cow?