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Post by Turtleneck 2021-01-11, 15:29

‘Your Cock Is Mine Now:’ Hacker Locks Internet-Connected Chastity Cage, Demands Ransom
Turns out giving an internet-connected device control of your penis may not be the best idea ever.

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom?__twitter_impression=true
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2021-01-11, 15:38

If I had a nickel
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Post by Turtleneck 2021-01-11, 16:35

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:If I had a nickel


Stop being so cocky, Travis.
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Post by tGreenWay 2021-01-11, 17:20

Unlock the cock.
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Post by tGreenWay 2021-01-11, 17:21

Takes a lot of balls to pull something like that.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2021-01-11, 17:24

That guy sure got shafted.
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Post by Rocinante 2021-01-11, 17:55

What a ding dong.
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Post by Rocinante 2021-01-11, 17:59

That was quite a boner.
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Post by Rocinante 2021-01-11, 18:01

Point and click I got your dick
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Post by Turtleneck 2021-01-11, 18:06

Imagine how hard it is to explain this to friends and family.
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Post by DWags 2021-01-11, 18:11

“Is that a hacker in your pocket or aren’t you glad to see me? “
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2021-01-11, 18:13

Honestly though whomever here has not had their penis cage taken over by a hacker who demanded a ransom may cast the first stone
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Post by Bill Cain 2021-01-11, 18:20

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Post by Turtleneck 2021-01-11, 21:15

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Honestly though whomever here has not had their penis cage taken over by a hacker who demanded a ransom may cast the first stone

No need to erect a barrier between those who should and should not comment.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2021-01-11, 21:20

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Honestly though whomever here has not had their penis cage taken over by a hacker who demanded a ransom may cast the first stone

No need to erect a barrier between those who should and should not comment.

You can comment all you like turtleneck but just don’t be so quick to circumcise this man
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Post by tGreenWay 2021-01-11, 21:30

Turtleneck wrote:Imagine how hard it is to explain this to friends and family.



Soft sell it.
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Post by Turtleneck 2021-01-11, 23:37

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Imagine how hard it is to explain this to friends and family.



Soft sell it.

It will be a difficult truth for them to swallow.
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