Sex on the Beach

http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/26092855/couple-arrested-for-having-sex-on-public-beach-in-broad-daylight

Gotta give the dude some credit for the stamina.

P.S. On her.

Tanfan?

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/bikini-floridian-arrested/

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

Heh, I've had sex on that beach. Although it was at night and in the water.

InTenSity wrote:Heh, I've had sex on that beach. Although it was at night and in the water.

Screwed my ex out in the water in broad daylight on Captiva Island. Found a spot without anyone within at least a hundred yards. Still, it was weird. Could see people up on the beach looking it our direction, knowing exactly what we were doing

The Pantry wrote:
Screwed my ex out in the water in broad daylight on Captiva Island.  Found a spot without anyone within at least a hundred yards.  Still, it was weird.  Could see people up on the beach looking it our direction, knowing exactly what we were doing

Ohhh, that was YOU!
  

The Pantry wrote:
Screwed my ex out in the water in broad daylight on Captiva Island.  Found a spot without anyone within at least a hundred yards.  Still, it was weird.  Could see people up on the beach looking it our direction, knowing exactly what we were doing

Did the same thing at Gun Lake in the middle of the day. Granted it was the middle of the week so there weren't too many people around, but it sure was fun.

Prudes

I've had at least 2 women go down on me in a car. But that's at least somewhat private (depending on where you park). However, I've never gone all the way in public in full view. And in front of kids? That's just wrong.   

I love getting road head when you pass a trucker and he looks down and can see her head and you two meet eye contact and he gives the nod.

The Lonely Stoner wrote:I love getting road head when you pass a trucker and he looks down and can see her head and you two meet eye contact and he gives the nod.

Didn't know youre wife was only an internet Christian

Nommad2 wrote:I've had at least 2 women go down on me in a car.

So, the 3rd might have been a dude? You're not sure?

The Lonely Stoner wrote:I love getting road head when you pass a trucker and he looks down and can see her head and you two meet eye contact and he gives the nod.

Road head should have its own thread

NigelUno wrote:

So, the 3rd might have been a dude?  You're not sure?

No, he's sure...

The Pantry wrote:
Road head should have its own thread  

So should poems.

I don't like this one bit! Going for a 15 year sentence & they have to register as sex offenders. Seems a tad extreme.

Couple found guilty of having sex on Bradenton Beach

Heat Miser wrote:I don't like this one bit! Going for a 15 year sentence & they have to register as sex offenders. Seems a tad extreme.

Couple found guilty of having sex on Bradenton Beach

Terrible use of tax payer money. Granted I wouldn't mind telling the new neighbors why I am a 40 year old sex offender. That's bragging not a punishment

She's hawt in that pic. Would.

If I were that dude id tell them judge it was worth it right after he sentences me.

Obama should pardon this dude.

Heat Miser wrote:I don't like this one bit! Going for a 15 year sentence & they have to register as sex offenders. Seems a tad extreme.

Well now I can see why it's a fifteen year felony, they might have offended some of these people:

We're dealing with basically tourists, that came from Brandon and Riverview and West Virginia. It probably shocks them to the core to see a person f'ing someone other than an uncle or a  cousin.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:I don't like this one bit! Going for a 15 year sentence & they have to register as sex offenders. Seems a tad extreme.

Well now I can see why it's a fifteen year felony, they might have offended some of these people:

We're dealing with basically tourists, that came from Brandon and Riverview and West Virginia. It probably shocks them to the core to see a person f'ing someone other than an uncle or a  cousin.

That was a weird quote. They are from interior FL, except for the ones from WV! Also, it is kinda white trashy in those area's. 15 years is a bit harsh, I wonder if it will stand up in a court of appeals.

Heat Miser wrote:I don't like this one bit! Going for a 15 year sentence & they have to register as sex offenders. Seems a tad extreme.

Couple found guilty of having sex on Bradenton Beach

On her

The article only says that the maximum is 15 years, though it does say that the dude might get the full amount since he has been out of prison for less than 3 years before committing another felony.

It sounds like a lot at first, until you read more about it. The defense claimed she was dancing on him, but she was almost riding cowgirl (though leaning forward and propping herself up). If she was just lying on him and they were subtly grinding without really showing much, then I don't think "dancing" would be the defense. In other words, no attempt to hide what they were doing or cover up, and doing that with at least one little kid right there seeing them. If the guy was by himself on that beach masturbating with little kids around, would you the same maximum sentence sound so outrageous? I thought the whole thing sounded prudish as well, until I started reading a little more about it.

A website created an animated re-enactment of the scene.  There's also a very short (and censored) clip of the actual incident.  The jurors saw other video, which is why they only took 15 minutes to deliberate.  

MiamiSpartan wrote:A website created an animated re-enactment of the scene.  There's also a very short (and censored) clip of the actual incident.  The jurors saw other video, which is why they only took 15 minutes to deliberate.  

As one comment said on FB, they should arrest the perv granny who filmed it & watched them for hours. This country's nudity & sex phobias are really ridiculous. Violence though...we love our violence.

Hope they can get off on appeal.

Heat Miser wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:A website created an animated re-enactment of the scene.  There's also a very short (and censored) clip of the actual incident.  The jurors saw other video, which is why they only took 15 minutes to deliberate.  

As one comment said on FB, they should arrest the perv granny who filmed it & watched them for hours. This country's nudity & sex phobias are really ridiculous. Violence though...we love our violence.

Hope they can get off on appeal.

While that's true about the hang ups that a lot of people have about nudity and sex, I draw a line when it comes to intentionally going to town in front of kids (insert Fo rb in joke here).

MiamiSpartan wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:A website created an animated re-enactment of the scene.  There's also a very short (and censored) clip of the actual incident.  The jurors saw other video, which is why they only took 15 minutes to deliberate.  

As one comment said on FB, they should arrest the perv granny who filmed it & watched them for hours. This country's nudity & sex phobias are really ridiculous. Violence though...we love our violence.

Hope they can get off on appeal.

While that's true about the hang ups that a lot of people have about nudity and sex, I draw a line when it comes to intentionally going to town in front of kids (insert Fo rb in joke here).

I'd agree it's a faux paus, but hardly something to send people to prison for. Surely a fine + court costs + community service + probation would suffice?

Heat Miser wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:
While that's true about the hang ups that a lot of people have about nudity and sex, I draw a line when it comes to intentionally going to town in front of kids (insert Fo rb in joke here).

I'd agree it's a faux paus, but hardly something to send people to prison for. Surely a fine + court costs + community service + probation would suffice?

Is that how you would feel if a guy were to be masturbating in front of kids?

MiamiSpartan wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:

I'd agree it's a faux paus, but hardly something to send people to prison for. Surely a fine + court costs + community service + probation would suffice?

Is that how you would feel if a guy were to be masturbating in front of kids?

Don't monkey s do that at the zoo anyway? Granted they are already in jail...

MiamiSpartan wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:
While that's true about the hang ups that a lot of people have about nudity and sex, I draw a line when it comes to intentionally going to town in front of kids (insert Fo rb in joke here).

I'd agree it's a faux paus, but hardly something to send people to prison for. Surely a fine + court costs + community service + probation would suffice?

Is that how you would feel if a guy were to be masturbating in front of kids?

Depends. Did the guy seek them out & ask them if they wanted to watch? That's a perv. If he's off on his own & some kids stumble upon him & he stops & is rather embarrassed, that's an accident.

Heat Miser wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Is that how you would feel if a guy were to be masturbating in front of kids?

Depends. Did the guy seek them out & ask them if they wanted to watch? That's a perv. If he's off on his own & some kids stumble upon him & he stops & is rather embarrassed, that's an accident.

That's two polar extremes, neither of which are similar situations to this couple.

So how about if he's on a public beach where there are clearly families with kids close by? Then goes into the water, comes out, and proceeds to start again?

MiamiSpartan wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:

Depends. Did the guy seek them out & ask them if they wanted to watch? That's a perv. If he's off on his own & some kids stumble upon him & he stops & is rather embarrassed, that's an accident.

That's two polar extremes, neither of which are similar situations to this couple.

So how about if he's on a public beach where there are clearly families with kids close by? Then goes into the water, comes out, and proceeds to start again?

Your hypo would be much better with a hot chick instead

Blanch32 wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Is that how you would feel if a guy were to be masturbating in front of kids?

Don't monkey s do that at the zoo anyway? Granted they are already in jail...

Lolz. +1