I need a passport fast, by like May 8th

any suggestions? I reported mine lost/stolen awhile back... am I fucked?

No, not totally. This happened to me where I had to fly to Toronto on short notice and mine was expired. I had to go to some federal office in the City and it cost me a shit load to expedite. I think it was like $400 or $500. Luckily that was before my company got bought and the corporate overlords nixed expensing stuff.

Yeah, expediting could work. If the website indicates it's not enough time, call your Congressional representative or Senator. The senator would have more pull, but IDK if they handle passports. The MoC from your district def would.

Local Honda dealership should have plenty.

You could try the dark web

You could also just quit selling meth and shit so you didn't have to go on the lamb so fast. Good luck, godspeed and keep in touch.

You need to pay a “Hurry up” fee and needing the passport so soon and the State Department has set that fee prohibitively high.

Showing them your Covid passport could work.

Rent a boat. Drive there.

this is exciting. got the expedited passport process going. they went faster than i expected, telling me ill get my passport on or around 4/25.

click the usps tracking # they gave me. it was delivered to florida in june 2019.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:this is exciting. got the expedited passport process going. they went faster than i expected, telling me ill get my passport on or around 4/25.

click the usps tracking # they gave me. it was delivered to florida in june 2019.

I knew you were a Heat Miser bot.

I didn’t realize you lived in Florida before otpt that’s crazy

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:this is exciting. got the expedited passport process going. they went faster than i expected, telling me ill get my passport on or around 4/25.

click the usps tracking # they gave me. it was delivered to florida in june 2019.

I can't believe how many countries let me in with that.