I’m taking a bath right now.

Long day today. Just did 11 miles on the bike in the rain. Wife is pissed. Daughter is pissed. Dog pooped on the rug.

Here I am, naked, warm bath, dog is staring at me dead in the eyes...

Dog just licked my knee. Most action I’ve had in a while.

Keep talking.

So, anyone on the throne?

Make sure your wife and daughter know not to be pissed at the dog. They should be pissed at you and pissed at themselves for not letting the dog out to relieve itself. Do it now while they’re still angry. It will be more effective that way.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:So, anyone on the throne?

No, but my daughter almost walked in thinking I was in the shower.

tGreenWay wrote:Make sure your wife and daughter know not to be pissed at the dog. They should be pissed at you and pissed at themselves for not letting the dog out to relieve itself. Do it now while they’re still angry. It will be more effective that way.

The dog’s routine is all messed up this week. She’s usually at doggie daycare but they had a Covid case so they’re closed this week and my wife and I are taking turns working from home. It’s totally our fault for sure though.

Why are they pissed

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Why are they pissed

I think they’re “syncing” and I’m not ready for this.

Motown Spartan wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Make sure your wife and daughter know not to be pissed at the dog. They should be pissed at you and pissed at themselves for not letting the dog out to relieve itself. Do it now while they’re still angry. It will be more effective that way.

The dog’s routine is all messed up this week. She’s usually at doggie daycare but they had a Covid case so they’re closed this week and my wife and I are taking turns working from home. It’s totally our fault for sure though.

It’s way more effective to tell women why they are wrong when they are still pissed. That’s especially true during shark week.

I find it best to tell her to calm down or let her know she’s overreacting.

Motown Spartan wrote:I find it best to tell her to calm down or let her know she’s overreacting.

This ^ guy gets it. Feel free to toss in a “relax” when you circle back to emphasize your point.

Motown Spartan wrote:I find it best to tell her to calm down or let her know she’s overreacting.

I think the correct sentence is I don't understand why you are so pissed

Motown Spartan wrote:I find it best to tell her to calm down or let her know she’s overreacting.

Always good to keep track of her period and remind her what time of month it is

aualum06 wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:I find it best to tell her to calm down or let her know she’s overreacting.

I think the correct sentence is I don't understand why you are so pissed

And then tell her I’m going to the bar to grab a drink with a friend.

Motown Spartan wrote:

aualum06 wrote:

I think the correct sentence is I don't understand why you are so pissed

And then tell her I’m going to the bar to grab a drink with a friend.

Make sure you have friends

aualum06 wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:I find it best to tell her to calm down or let her know she’s overreacting.

I think the correct sentence is I don't understand why you are so pissed

It also helps to tell a woman she’s overreacting.

I think it's sexy when a guy relaxes to take a bath.

Side note: it's probably been 10 plus years since I've taken a bath. Half of it I didn't live in a place with a tub, and the second half (current house) we have a hot tub. We love it, and we will miss it moving to our new house.
I will have a decent size tub in the new house, which I will use. But nothing like a hot tub.

baths are very underrated. little weed, a glass of red, and a book.