Buried in this article is my redemption.

This is an article about dicks. It’s about a show with some dicks in it. Lots of dicks. Dicks for days.

Anyway buried in the middle of it is an interesting couple sentences.

“ But while nearly all of those breasts are real — if artificially enhanced, in some cases — those penises are not. Most of the ones that appear in mainstream TV or film are silicon prosthetics, and they are often oddly large.”

I’ve been saying this to anyone who would listen for years. It’s lost me some friends for upsetting their mothers. Penises don’t look like the game of thrones dongs irl. Well most don’t. There was this guy I was in the Navy with that had like a baby arm for a cock. It was scary and just hung there long as shit. But anyway, I digress. The point is I was right. And it’s weird to me that more people weren’t calling it out. Like were we afraid that other dudes would go “nope you’re the only one without a 9 inch long flaccid cock. We’ve all got hogs.” Or did other people really not notice? Plus they like hung straight down which nobody’s does. Anyway. Yeah. Dicks.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/16/arts/television/minx-hbo-max-male-nudity.amp.html

How deep is it buried, Roc?

Sorry about your small dingie Roc

Kind of puts me in mind of grilling some polish sausage for lunch.

I’m very proud of your penis Roc

I've...I've never thought that much about other men's dicks.

Motown Spartan wrote:I've...I've never thought that much about other men's sucks.

I’m chalking this to a Freudian slip and not auto correct

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:I've...I've never thought that much about other men's sucks.

I’m chalking this to a Freudian slip and not auto correct

Good call!

I was watching that Pam and Tommy show on Hulu. When they showed "Tommy's" dick, it looked plastic. I don't know if Tommy Lee has a plastic looking dick in real life, but this seemed like a bad prosthetic on the actor that played him.

Ever watch boogie nights? Last scene. Check it out.

I'm thinking to see "real" dick 70's and before porn is where to look ....

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I’m very proud of your penis Roc

#dickstrong

I think of all the times I’ve been told I am a big dick, just one time I wish someone would add the word have. Alas, not in this lifetime

My friend and I were talking about this while peeing off of a bridge. Then he said damn this water is cold. And I said it's deep too.

This is an obsession of mine. If you watched Chernobyl, those miners were au natural. Hodors hog was fake as hell. I bet that guy has a chode.

I get not wanting to do nudity as a dude. I mean think about what happens to your shwanze when you’re nervous, so cool, wear a prosthetic. Just don’t make it abnormally large. Maybe this is like the argument for models and actresses setting unreal expectations for women, but for me it’s just more that it’s distracting. If dicks on screen is the new normal, fine! Let’s just do it right.

I think we should all show each other our penises

I’ma little wild down there right now, Travis. If you give me an evening to do some manscaping, I’m in.

Rocinante wrote:I’ma little wild down there right now, Travis. If you give me an evening to do some manscaping, I’m in.

Helps it look bigger.

Motown Spartan wrote:

Rocinante wrote:I’ma little wild down there right now, Travis. If you give me an evening to do some manscaping, I’m in.

Helps it look bigger.

Trim the bushes, tree looks bigger.

DWags wrote:I think of all the times I’ve been told I am a big dick, just one time I wish someone would add the word have. Alas, not in this lifetime

So, you want someone to tell you to have a big dick?

I think your dick is beautiful DWags.

Rocinante wrote:I think your dick is beautiful DWags.

Thanks Roc. You’re the first to ever tell me that.

Westworld was the worst. I have had a real self conscious streak since watching that.

To be fair to west world those dicks literally were prosthetics. No point in making a fuck robot with a 3 inch dick

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:To be fair to west world those dicks literally were prosthetics. No point in making a fuck robot with a 3 inch dick

I suppose that makes sense.
I feel much better now.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I think we should all show each other our penises

I’m not falling for that again.

Rocinante wrote:This is an article about dicks. It’s about a show with some dicks in it. Lots of dicks. Dicks for days.

Anyway buried in the middle of it is an interesting couple sentences.

“ But while nearly all of those breasts are real — if artificially enhanced, in some cases — those penises are not. Most of the ones that appear in mainstream TV or film are silicon prosthetics, and they are often oddly large.”

I’ve been saying this to anyone who would listen for years. It’s lost me some friends for upsetting their mothers. Penises don’t look like the game of thrones dongs irl. Well most don’t. There was this guy I was in the Navy with that had like a baby arm for a cock. It was scary and just hung there long as shit. But anyway, I digress. The point is I was right. And it’s weird to me that more people weren’t calling it out. Like were we afraid that other dudes would go “nope you’re the only one without a 9 inch long flaccid cock. We’ve all got hogs.” Or did other people really not notice? Plus they like hung straight down which nobody’s does. Anyway. Yeah. Dicks.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/16/arts/television/minx-hbo-max-male-nudity.amp.html

Did somebody say dicks?

I'll give you a little taste of my large Tachi, you son of a bitch.

Anyone see "naked attraction" on British TV. Fucking awkward.

Hello all.

NumbersDude wrote:

Welcome new poster. Hope you guys ( and Dendro) like dick pics and Oprah memes

duffy munn wrote:

NumbersDude wrote:

Welcome new poster. Hope you guys ( and Dendro) like dick pics and Oprah memes

This is a thread about dongs. Why are you so butthurt? Oh nevermind.

This penis thread has lasted more than four hours. Should we call a doctor?

you know this dude, duff?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:you know this dude, duff?

Yes from the other board. He's a weird dude.

This place is awesome

NumbersDude wrote:This place is awesome

They will give you gentle warnings instead of immediate actions, you should pay attention.

NumbersDude wrote:This place is awesome

Nuts to that.