Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio got another school shootin'
they celebrate, along with cheering Putin
While children are murdered at schools
They proclaim concerned Americans as fools
For death and chaos, they're a-rootin'

[Trapper Gus]

In Mio all the teachers are armed
no school shootings where kids are harmed
Goose is sure
They are pure
Fox News has all of them charmed

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guns are God's greatest invention
they kill with deliberate intention
Mio celebrates 'neath the church steeple
thoughts and prayers to the grieving people
God is the only means of prevention

[Trapper Gus]

As all of the nation morns
For children yet to be borns
Cops just stand
Around so grand
While children are with bullets torns

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio celebrates the NRA
while their little white children run and play
gathered in church pews
committed to mainstream media news
awaiting another mass shooting today

[Trapper Gus]

In Mio the guns are for hunting
For all other uses goose is punting
Not for defence
Like guarding a fence
On the second all in town are bunting

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a guy named Guest
who enjoyed his guns with zest
he considered himself 'pro-life'
marriage is a husband and wife
his patience you better not test

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
who thought that America was best
he needed a safe space
so off to his recliner he raced
the folks of Mio are blessed

[Robert J Sakimano]

an assault rifle is lots of fun
it's much more usual than a regular gun
it can kill many'a child
which is really quite mild
the Constitution, thou shalt not shun

[Robert J Sakimano]

as we start a new page, it's important to amplify the totally normal, totally rational thoughts of our friend, Guest.. here is his manifesto: The ManiGuesto - where he amplifies the mainstream media talking points he's so committed to.

hi, Guest.. I know you're reading. I hope you've been able to find some peace since leaving the board and, though we still miss you, we will keep writing poetry in the spirit of your memory here: the mainstream media, church, your love of the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator, the diverse, sprawling metropolitan area of Mio and guns.

Hope you're having a good summer and you're able to disconnect from the mainstream media long enough to enjoy some time outside.

 Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?      

[Trapper Gus]

For many his waddle was best
For others he just couldn't rest
No more Honk
Or wise ass bonk
Goose is off giving Donald a test

[Robert J Sakimano]

The "attack on the Capitol" was a hoax
Antifa, dressed as MAGA, playing jokes
Mio is a land of good christians
they keep their women in the kitchens
just honest, hard-workin' folks

[Trapper Gus]

In Mio the people are sad
TeeVee shows Trump being bad
Still Goose is okay
It's time to make hay
And at least he is not Vlad

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest woke up feeling sad
the J6 committee makes him very mad
they're investigating his hero
his tolerance for such = zero
to him, the Constitution is just a fad

[Robert J Sakimano]

There once was a poster named Goose
to the insurrection, they took a noose
the 'pro-life' patriots wanted to kill Mike Pence
we haven't seen our friend Goose ever since
watching the mainstream media, he's become a recluse

[Trapper Gus]

The BLM protest in Mio was quiet
There was no destruction or riot
Goose knows a cousin
Says fires by the dozen
And Goose is so brainwashed he buys it

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
who loved jesus the best
church on Sundays was a dream
little while children eating ice cream
the bustling town of Mio is blessed

[Robert J Sakimano]

Gas prices in Mio really suck
especially when you drive a big 'ol truck
they blame other people for their bad decisions
while clinging desperately to their religion
always wanting to pass the buck

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is outraged by the Dow
he says it impacts him, but he's unsure how
the mainstream media has him upset
no telling how much sleep he'll get
so he'll spend the night just milking a cow

[Trapper Gus]

Come on Bob, cows are typically milked twice a day ...

Imagine Guests big surprise
When he went to milk at sunrise
Elsie was done
milk was gone
now at sunset he will flex his prize

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
who lived with great zeal and zest
once prominent at our board
he put his faith in the Lord
with his presence, we're no longer blessed

[Robert J Sakimano]

Miovians whine about the price of gas
but they drive big trucks really, really fast
they're dependent on the government
live their life will little wonderment
the blame to others they consistently cast

[Trapper Gus]

In Mio Goose has a gun
Which he only uses for fun
it goes bang
the deer hang
no thought to the kids in the sun

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is proudly pro-life
be it little girl raped, or a lovely wife
oddly, he's also for government execution
which is typical within a religious institution
while at the board, it gave him great strife

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest has a strong christian foundation
and a great love of the white people of this nation
a violent insurrection
followed the stolen election
he loves the National Rifle Association

[Trapper Gus]

the right of the nation is sure
electing them all will be pure
the left is all wrong
stop singing their song
when Trump is in office they purr

[Robert J Sakimano]

little while children in Mio ride bikes
Guest stays at home, waiting for Facebook "likes"
glued to the mainstream media 'news'
we live the life we choose
brown people voting makes him say "yikes"!

[Trapper Gus]

on the Swill the posters are nice
no need for goose to go on the ice
even the trolls
bring cinnamon rolls
and dendro is here to add spice

[Robert J Sakimano]

white folks, bibles and a church steeple
Mio is a land of God-fearin' people
they whine about an election
support a murderous insurrection
they're committed political sheeple

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio has great respect for Putin
for Russia, they are always a-rootin'
their christian hero loves Vlad
schools closed for summer makes them sad
'cause there can't be a school shootin'

[Trapper Gus]

there once was a poster named Guest
who lived in the upper Midwest
he would get really sad
then get really mad
'cause he loved Trump the best

#LimericksAboutGuest

This is the one which was the start
Bob really took the goose loss to heart
Now he still pines
songs comes to mind
and we all know that bob is real smart

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
who lived in the upper Midwest
he would get really sad
then get really mad
'cause he loved Trump the best

#LimericksAboutGuest

This is the one which was the start
Bob really took the goose loss to heart
Now he still pines
songs comes to mind
and we all know that bob is real smart

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is committed to the nightly news
they chat about it in the church pews
everyone should own an assault rifle
free speech, they must stifle
a day with a mass shooting gives him the blues

[Trapper Gus]

On Monday the news is all bad
Goose is ecstatic that the libs are sad
the bird flying low
another bad blow
the country has really been had

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest values human life
be it man, woman, child, or wife
he also supports government execution
to him 'life' is a political illusion
he's not opposed to a good school shootin'

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest had a great Sunday at church
it's his favorite place on all the Earth
a surplus of tidy white people
collect 'neath the picturesque steeple
they have contempt for life, but cheer forced birth

[Robert J Sakimano]

it's a quiet morning in the town of Mio
located about 200 miles north of Ohio
it's a multicultural town, allright
citizens are various shades of white
they care not that moms, wives, sisters will die-o

[Trapper Gus]

the lands of Mio are wide
few people there abide
small in number
others they plunder
while their court stands aside

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest left our board in a hurry
so much so, it caused us to worry
but he posted his manifesto
that we quickly named the maniGuesto
he watches so much 'news', his eyes become blurry

[Robert J Sakimano]

MSNBC, Fox and CNN
the thought of that garbage makes my head spin
but Guest's love for them is unique
they tell him what to think, believe and speak
the white folks of Mio are free from sin

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