Congrats fellow Michiganders!! We’re the shit!!!

Michigan Poops the Most!!

It's because of all the unhappy marriages. People aren't pooping. They are hiding.

Great job everyone

I've raised the states average ever since Thanksgiving. You're welcome.

To be fair, all those idiots in Ann Arbor who are full of shit do help skew the numbers.

We’re number one at number two

Went twice today. Five yesterday. Varies about an average of three. Pooping often is healthy.

Seems implausible but old MSU girlfriend claimed to shit only once a week. No way I was going there.

Five? Is your diet just bowls of lard and apples?

I try to do my part.

The Pantry wrote:Went twice today. Five yesterday. Varies about an average of three. Pooping often is healthy.

Seems implausible but old MSU girlfriend claimed to shit only once a week. No way I was going there.

It might be healthy for your colon but something ain’t right.

Motown Spartan wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Went twice today. Five yesterday. Varies about an average of three. Pooping often is healthy.

Seems implausible but old MSU girlfriend claimed to shit only once a week. No way I was going there.

It might be healthy for your colon but something ain’t right.

Sashimi and raw kibbee on back-to-back days. No worries. Helps keep our state #1 at #2.

Ironic, saw a boom truck lifting a porta pot to the roof of the Ford axle plant today. Appears some folks will be up there for a while. Weird time of the year for roof maintenance.

Turtleneck wrote:Five? Is your diet just bowls of lard and apples?

as an aspiring patriot from the Land of Miovia, I am committed to lard and cigarettes.