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Post by Floyd Robertson 2014-08-25, 18:00

I think he's stuck in a German office building.

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Post by WBill 2014-08-25, 18:07

Rocky is still on the old board
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Post by SeeRockCity 2014-08-25, 19:05

See thread, "You may now ignore Bob"
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Post by Stugots 2014-08-25, 21:26

Nope. He has a good alibi.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-08-25, 21:43

Could have got out of the building sooner if he tipped the doorman
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2014-08-25, 22:35

He left because I was whoring for upvotes and wanted to be able to block Bob's OCD tendencies. My fault. I'll take this one for the team. And I will tip the next 30+ y.o. service industry worker I encounter 75% to offset the loss.
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Post by Death Roe 2014-08-25, 22:48

He was a little bitch and left.

I tip everyone fair regardless of age... I just want them to do a good job and I will tip well. Screw his view on that, that was just so fucking dumb.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2014-08-26, 03:48

SeeRockCity wrote:See thread, "You may now ignore Bob"

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Post by Ass Dan 2014-08-26, 05:33

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:He left because I was whoring for upvotes and wanted to be able to block Bob's OCD tendencies. My fault. I'll take this one for the team. And I will tip the next 30+ y.o. service industry worker I encounter 75% to offset the loss.

That guy and his crusade against tipping. Unreal.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-26, 07:48

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Has anyone seen poster Giant Moose lately? 502811600 I missed that one
I tried to talk him into staying.. he's a good dude.
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Post by InTenSity 2014-08-26, 08:01

Its only males over what he deems to be college age, that he doesn't tip well, right?
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Post by Senior Dickfist 2014-08-26, 08:52

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I tried to talk him into staying.. he's a good dude.

Have you had a beer with him?
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Post by SeeRockCity 2014-08-26, 09:31

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:He left because I was whoring for upvotes and wanted to be able to block Bob's OCD tendencies. My fault. I'll take this one for the team. And I will tip the next 30+ y.o. service industry worker I encounter 75% to offset the loss.

I know you're trying to be nice, but you are not the only one who mentioned this. If so, I would have never made the decision to temporarily remove Bob's moderator title. Bob is the canonical example of why there is an ignore feature. Personally, I like him as a poster, however, I can understand why some would get tired of his somewhat repetitive poking and want to ignore him. I'm sure he's aware of the potential consequences of being controversial.

Moose decided that this injustice was enough to warrant having a Corky St. Clair moment and bolted for tRCMB. Too bad. I miss his contributions here. Oh well.
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Post by NigelUno 2014-08-26, 09:41

SeeRockCity wrote:

I know you're trying to be nice, but you are not the only one who mentioned this.  If so, I would have never made the decision to temporarily remove Bob's moderator title.  Bob is the canonical example of why there is an ignore feature.  Personally, I like him as a poster, however, I can understand why some would get tired of his somewhat repetitive poking and want to ignore him.  I'm sure he's aware of the potential consequences of being controversial.

Moose decided that this injustice was enough to warrant having a Corky St. Clair moment and bolted for tRCMB.  Too bad.  I miss his contributions here.  Oh well.

I don't blame him. Bob is a pain in the ass.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-26, 09:54

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Have you had a beer with him?
no.. he didn't receive a most coveted recommendation..

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-26, 09:56

SeeRockCity wrote:

I know you're trying to be nice, but you are not the only one who mentioned this.  If so, I would have never made the decision to temporarily remove Bob's moderator title.  Bob is the canonical example of why there is an ignore feature.  Personally, I like him as a poster, however, I can understand why some would get tired of his somewhat repetitive poking and want to ignore him.  I'm sure he's aware of the potential consequences of being controversial.

Moose decided that this injustice was enough to warrant having a Corky St. Clair moment and bolted for tRCMB.  Too bad.  I miss his contributions here.  Oh well.
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Post by Giant Moose 2014-08-26, 10:19

InTenSity wrote:Its only males over what he deems to be college age, that he doesn't tip well, right?
Perhaps I overreacted with my sudden departure from tSwill but just to clarify, here are my tipping guidelines male or female:

25%+ if high school or college-aged waiter and service is excellent
20% if high school or college-aged waiter and service is average

15% if older than ~30 and service is above average
10% if older than ~30 and service is average

0-5% if service is terrible regardless of age
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-26, 10:20

Giant Moose wrote:
Perhaps I overreacted with my sudden departure from tSwill but just to clarify, here are my tipping guidelines male or female:

25%+ if high school or college-aged waiter and service is excellent
20% if high school or college-aged waiter and service is average

15% if older than ~30 and service is above average
10% if older than ~30 and service is average

0-5% if service is terrible regardless of age
what's up, dude..?? Has anyone seen poster Giant Moose lately? 1486952199
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Post by Giant Moose 2014-08-26, 10:22

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That guy and his crusade against tipping.  Unreal.
I would prefer that America adopted the European model of tipping, but I personally have no crusade against tipping. It is very rare that I outright leave no tip. The service has to be terrible for that to happen. I just prefer to reward younger people with better tips.

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Post by InTenSity 2014-08-26, 10:22

Giant Moose wrote:
Perhaps I overreacted with my sudden departure from tSwill but just to clarify, here are my tipping guidelines male or female:

25%+ if high school or college-aged waiter and service is excellent
20% if high school or college-aged waiter and service is average

15% if older than ~30 and service is above average
10% if older than ~30 and service is average

0-5% if service is terrible regardless of age
To be clear. That isn't you in the OP?
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Post by NigelUno 2014-08-26, 10:23

Giant Moose wrote:
Perhaps I overreacted with my sudden departure from tSwill but just to clarify, here are my tipping guidelines male or female:

25%+ if high school or college-aged waiter and service is excellent
20% if high school or college-aged waiter and service is average

15% if older than ~30 and service is above average
10% if older than ~30 and service is average

0-5% if service is terrible regardless of age

Why a lower percentage for older waiters?
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Post by Giant Moose 2014-08-26, 10:23

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what's up, dude..??  Has anyone seen poster Giant Moose lately? 1486952199
Hi, Bob. Are you still a pretend mod?

Also, I didn't realize I had Internet fans and haters. I think I need to re-evaluate my life. Has anyone seen poster Giant Moose lately? 502811600
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-26, 10:24

Giant Moose wrote:
Hi, Bob. Are you still a pretend mod?

Also, I didn't realize I had Internet fans and haters. I think I need to re-evaluate my life. Has anyone seen poster Giant Moose lately? 502811600
Has anyone seen poster Giant Moose lately? 502811600

I don't know if I'm a mod or not.. I'm just glad I can ignore myself now.

Man, am I annoying..

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Post by NigelUno 2014-08-26, 10:29

Giant Moose wrote:
Hi, Bob. Are you still a pretend mod?

Also, I didn't realize I had Internet fans and haters. I think I need to re-evaluate my life. Has anyone seen poster Giant Moose lately? 502811600

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Post by SeeRockCity 2014-08-26, 11:46

Giant Moose wrote:
InTenSity wrote:Its only males over what he deems to be college age, that he doesn't tip well, right?
Perhaps I overreacted with my sudden departure from tSwill but just to clarify, here are my tipping guidelines male or female:

25%+ if high school or college-aged waiter and service is excellent
20% if high school or college-aged waiter and service is average

15% if older than ~30 and service is above average
10% if older than ~30 and service is average

0-5% if service is terrible regardless of age

Hey Moose, welcome back, glad you're still here.

If you see Bob, tell him he's still a mod in tBob and I'm happy to perform whatever moderation duties he needs doing.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-26, 11:49

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Hey Moose, welcome back, glad you're still here.

If you see Bob, tell him he's still a mod in tBob and I'm happy to perform whatever moderation duties he needs doing.
I'd let him know but he's on "ignore"..

god, he's annoying.



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Post by tGreenWay 2014-08-26, 13:48

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I'd let him know but he's on "ignore"..

god, he's annoying.




I hope he's my waiter at HopCat some day. I will tip him 10%.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-08-26, 19:33

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Why a lower percentage for older waiters?  
Because he's a cheap dumb punk that thinks with his dick only. Bases tips on eye candy instead of the service and food.

Poor delusional guy (with a big nose) thinks a restaurant is a strip club and he's gotta chance of finally getting laid by a hot chick when he pries 20% out of his wallet. Saves money by under-tipping older servers at better restaurants for his next visit to Hooters.
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Post by NigelUno 2014-08-26, 20:28

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Because he's a cheap dumb punk that thinks with his dick only.  Bases tips on eye candy instead of the service and food.  

Poor delusional guy (with a big nose) thinks a restaurant is a strip club and he's gotta chance of finally getting laid by a hot chick when he pries 20% out of his wallet.  Saves money by under-tipping older servers at better restaurants for his next visit to Hooters.

Hang on. I gotta try that.
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Post by SpartanInNH 2014-08-26, 22:47

Giant Moose wrote:
Perhaps I overreacted with my sudden departure from tSwill but just to clarify, here are my tipping guidelines male or female:

25%+ if high school or college-aged waiter and service is excellent
20% if high school or college-aged waiter and service is average

15% if older than ~30 and service is above average
10% if older than ~30 and service is average

0-5% if service is terrible regardless of age

He's baaaaaack......

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Post by Stugots 2014-08-27, 09:31

Giant Moose wrote:
I would prefer that America adopted the European model of tipping, but I personally have no crusade against tipping. It is very rare that I outright leave no tip. The service has to be terrible for that to happen. I just prefer to reward younger people with better tips.


What do you tip if they are young AND have very nice bewbs?
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Post by Giant Moose 2014-08-27, 09:56

The Pantry wrote:
Because he's a cheap dumb punk that thinks with his dick only.  Bases tips on eye candy instead of the service and food.  

Poor delusional guy (with a big nose) thinks a restaurant is a strip club and he's gotta chance of finally getting laid by a hot chick when he pries 20% out of his wallet.  Saves money by under-tipping older servers at better restaurants for his next visit to Hooters.

I tip males and females the same, though. It has nothing to do with attractiveness or not. It's only an age thing. It's somewhat strange to me that it is considered a viable career for someone to willingly let their employer pay them like $1.50 an hour and depend on the whims of strangers' tips when they are grown adults.
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Post by DWags 2014-08-27, 10:05

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I tip males and females the same, though. It has nothing to do with attractiveness or not. It's only an age thing. It's somewhat strange to me that it is considered a viable career for someone to willingly let their employer pay them like $1.50 an hour and depend on the whims of strangers' tips when they are grown adults.

Jesus you're fucked up. But I'm letting my daughters read your shit just to prove to them that I was right and you really have to be selective and date a long time and be in many situations with their boyfriends to see how fucked up some people are. So thanks.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-27, 10:12

SpartanInNH wrote:

He's baaaaaack......

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Post by Giant Moose 2014-08-27, 10:17

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Jesus you're fucked up.  But I'm letting my daughters read your shit just to prove to them that I was right and you really have to be selective and date a long time and be in many situations with their boyfriends to see how fucked up some people are.  So thanks.  
OMG, this dude is so effed up. He only tips older waiters 15% when they do a good job! Rolling Eyes
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Post by DWags 2014-08-27, 10:20

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OMG, this dude is so effed up. He only tips older waiters 15% when they do a good job! Rolling Eyes

That you don't get it is even better. Ive already quoted your reasoning, this is just extra now.

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Post by Giant Moose 2014-08-29, 08:40

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That you don't  get it is even better.  Ive already quoted your reasoning, this is just extra now.  

What should worry you is that I've never told anyone who I'm out with that this is how I tip. Broadcasting what you tip to others while you are out with them is kind of a low-class thing to do. So, good luck with your daughters -- they might marry someone who does things you think are "psychopathic" and they won't even know about it!
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