Do babies really need tickets?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-11, 21:22

I'm gonna bring the family to EMU for a half or so. If my 18 month old is going to sit on our lap(s) the whole time, does she need a ticket?

Oh, and I'm not even gonna make a preemptive comment here to hoard off the attackers. Let's let this one develop on its own.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-11, 21:31

Your kid needs to get a job and pay her own way.
F€$king kids these days...

by **InTenSity** 2014-09-11, 21:59

I've found most sites will tell you somewhere online. Arena seems to be under 2. Never took my daughter to a game.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-11, 22:11

What age is admitted for free to Spartan Football games? It is a Big Ten Conference policy that everyone, regardless of age must have a ticket. This policy will be strictly enforced.

http://www.msuspartans.com/tickets/msu-fb-faq.html

Absurd.

by **The Pantry** 2014-09-11, 22:31

Consider this. Do you really want to watch any sporting event live with an 18 month old?

by **Gomer** 2014-09-11, 22:41

The Pantry wrote:Consider this. Do you really want to watch any sporting event live with an 18 month old?

On my lap?

HELLS YEAH!

-Forbin

by **Nordic** 2014-09-11, 23:13

Yep... pretty sure you can get your little pantshitter in for free for EMU

by **tGreenWay** 2014-09-12, 00:19

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:What age is admitted for free to Spartan Football games? It is a Big Ten Conference policy that everyone, regardless of age must have a ticket. This policy will be strictly enforced.http://www.msuspartans.com/tickets/msu-fb-faq.htmlAbsurd.

But what about for OOC games?

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-12, 00:29

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:What age is admitted for free to Spartan Football games? It is a Big Ten Conference policy that everyone, regardless of age must have a ticket. This policy will be strictly enforced.http://www.msuspartans.com/tickets/msu-fb-faq.htmlAbsurd.

Wow that's assholish.

by **tGreenWay** 2014-09-12, 02:45

Rocinante wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:“What age is admitted for free to Spartan Football games? It is a Big Ten Conference policy that everyone, regardless of age must have a ticket. This policy will be strictly enforced.http://www.msuspartans.com/tickets/msu-fb-faq.htmlAbsurd.”Wow that's assholish.

Fuck.ing babies shouldn't skate just because they're all cute and cuddly. They already get a buttload of perks, like sucking on free boobies, being allowed to crap their pants without anybody passing judgment, and to top it all off--pissing all over the very people who are changing those very same poopy diapers.
Let 'em pay for something for once. It'll put hair on their chest.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-12, 09:30

Nordic wrote:Yep... pretty sure you can get your little pantshitter in for free for EMU

Elaborate.

by Izzo Court 2014-09-12, 09:36

Good luck keeping an 18 month old on your lap for even half of a quarter.

(Edit:) I say this as a parent that brought their 3 year old and 14 month old to the spring game and had a nice time because the 14 month old could climb all over the seats and run across the isles without disturbing anyone and leave 2 minutes after kickoff because the kids had enough. If it had been a real game it would have been a stressful experience. I can't express how thankful tWife and I are that the athletic department puts on such a nice family friendly experience as the spring game.

by **InTenSity** 2014-09-12, 09:37

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Elaborate.

I was going to suggest a backpack, then I remembered those are banned from the stadium.

by **NigelUno** 2014-09-12, 09:38

The Pantry wrote:Consider this. Do you really want to watch any sporting event live with an 18 month old?

Maybe the kid is a big football fan.

by **I.B. Fine** 2014-09-12, 09:42

Have your wife stick him under her shirt on the way in, pretend she's in the 7th trimester.

by **By-Tor** 2014-09-12, 09:45

Izzo Court wrote:Good luck keeping an 18 month old on your lap for even half of a quarter.

(Edit:) I say this as a parent that brought their 3 year old and 14 month old to the spring game and had a nice time because the 14 month old could climb all over the seats and run across the isles without disturbing anyone and leave 2 minutes after kickoff because the kids had enough. If it had been a real game it would have been a stressful experience. I can't express how thankful tWife and I are that the athletic department puts on such a nice family friendly experience as the spring game.

It's EMU. Pretty sure Hatch picked this game for a reason and not Nebraska.

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-12, 09:47

Izzo Court wrote:Good luck keeping an 18 month old on your lap for even half of a quarter.

(Edit:) I say this as a parent that brought their 3 year old and 14 month old to the spring game and had a nice time because the 14 month old could climb all over the seats and run across the isles without disturbing anyone and leave 2 minutes after kickoff because the kids had enough. If it had been a real game it would have been a stressful experience. I can't express how thankful tWife and I are that the athletic department puts on such a nice family friendly experience as the spring game.

Maybe you need to control your kids.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-12, 09:52

Izzo Court wrote:I can't express how thankful tWife and I are that the athletic department puts on such a nice family friendly experience as the spring game.

Yeah, like how they send you back to your car if you dare bring a diaper bag to the SPRING game?

by **By-Tor** 2014-09-12, 10:00

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Yeah, like how they send you back to your car if you dare bring a diaper bag to the SPRING game?

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I don't get this policy. We were allowed to bring small backpacks in at Autzen.

by **InTenSity** 2014-09-12, 10:06

By-Tor wrote:
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I don't get this policy. We were allowed to bring small backpacks in at Autzen.

Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-12, 10:34

Rocinante wrote:

Maybe you need to control your kids.

Failed trolling attempt. I was hoping for outrage.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-12, 10:38

Rocinante wrote:

Failed trolling attempt. I was hoping for outrage.

So was I.

But this is/was a real question.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-12, 10:42

Rocinante wrote:

Failed trolling attempt. I was hoping for outrage.

It's a packed stadium. Kids are loud and smelly. They carry disease and attract bears. Maybe making parents pay is a way of deterring parents from bringing their loud, smelly, disease carrying, bear bait children to games.

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-12, 10:46

Turtleneck wrote:

It's a packed stadium. Kids are loud and smelly. They carry disease and attract bears. Maybe making parents pay is a way of deterring parents from bringing their loud, smelly, disease carrying, bear bait children to games.

kinda over the top.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-12, 10:47

Rocinante wrote:

kinda over the top.

I don't see what any of this has to do with Stallone.

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-12, 10:48

Turtleneck wrote:

I don't see what any of this has to do with Stallone.

Haven't you seen Stop or My Mom Will Shoot?

by **I.B. Fine** 2014-09-12, 11:33

Turtleneck wrote:

It's a packed stadium. Kids are loud and smelly. They carry disease and attract bears. Maybe making parents pay is a way of deterring parents from bringing their loud, smelly, disease carrying, bear bait children to games.

Substitute drunk for the bear bait part and you are describing a lot of the people I sit by, as if that were a bad thing.

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-09-12, 16:37

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

So was I.

But this is/was a real question.

Sign the kids up for Jr Spartans.
Jr. Spartan

You get tickets for the EMU game as well as a shirt and other crap

by **tGreenWay** 2014-09-12, 16:43

I.B. Fine wrote:Have your wife stick him under her shirt on the way in, pretend she's in the 7th trimester.

Or shove the kid into the backside of granda's trousers. If gate security has any questions, tell them your dad filled up his adult diapers.

by **tGreenWay** 2014-09-12, 16:47

gHost Spartan wrote:My 16 month old daughter goes everywhere with us. If I lived in Michigan I'd take her to the MSU day games.

Would you cross a frozen Lake Michigan with her?

by **tGreenWay** 2014-09-12, 16:49

By-Tor wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:“Yeah, like how they send you back to your car if you dare bring a diaper bag to the SPRING game?”. I don't get this policy. We were allowed to bring small backpacks in at Autzen.

That's because Eco-terrorists only care about disc golf and Hacky-sack, not football.

by **tGreenWay** 2014-09-12, 16:52

gHost Spartan wrote:tGreenWay wrote:“gHost Spartan wrote:“My 16 month old daughter goes everywhere with us. If I lived in Michigan I'd take her to the MSU day games.”Would you cross a frozen Lake Michigan with her?”I hiked 14 miles in the Grand Canyon with her in a kid carrying backpack

Only because you wanted something to present to the buzzards if you turned an ankle.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-12, 17:23

Snake Plissken wrote:
Sign the kids up for Jr Spartans.
Jr. Spartan

You get tickets for the EMU game as well as a shirt and other crap

You sure bout dat? It says you get invited to a tailgate for the EMU game which is SOLD OUT.

by **NigelUno** 2014-09-12, 17:30

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You sure bout dat? It says you get invited to a tailgate for the EMU game which is SOLD OUT.

People will be giving tickets away. I wouldn't worry about getting one.

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-09-12, 17:41

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You sure bout dat? It says you get invited to a tailgate for the EMU game which is SOLD OUT.

When we signed my son up we were sent 3 upper bowl tix for the EMU game plus the t-shirt (shipped separately). You might want to call to be sure but now we have 3 upper bowl plus our regular seats.

by Stugots 2014-09-12, 17:56

By-Tor wrote:
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I don't get this policy. We were allowed to bring small backpacks in at Autzen.

Oregon/ Autzen is sponsoring terrorism now? Do babies really need tickets? 1550444538

by **Heat Miser** 2014-09-12, 18:05

Snake Plissken wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You sure bout dat? It says you get invited to a tailgate for the EMU game which is SOLD OUT.
When we signed my son up we were sent 3 upper bowl tix for the EMU game plus the t-shirt (shipped separately). You might want to call to be sure but now we have 3 upper bowl plus our regular seats.

Child must be between K & 8th grade.

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-09-12, 18:41

Heat Miser wrote:

Child must be between K & 8th grade.

I think he's got 2 kids with 1 being in that age range but I might be wrong...

by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-12, 19:09

gHost Spartan wrote:

I hiked 14 miles in the Grand Canyon with her in a kid carrying backpack

WTF? You made your kid carry a backpack for 14 miles in the Grand Canyon? Even I think that is rough and I'm the person that thinks child labor laws should be repealed.

by **tGreenWay** 2014-09-12, 20:24

Turtleneck wrote:gHost Spartan wrote:“I hiked 14 miles in the Grand Canyon with her in a kid carrying backpack ”WTF? You made your kid carry a backpack for 14 miles in the Grand Canyon? Even I think that is rough and I'm the person that thinks child labor laws should be repealed.

+1, bitch.

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