just bought two bottles of Coke here in Ann Arbor and they gave me two scum football tickets for free

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-09-23, 13:45

$75 face value. I peed on them. Then pooped on then. Then set them on fire.

by **kingstonlake** 2014-09-23, 13:49

The two returnables were worth more.

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-23, 13:50

You shouldn't touch things with pee and poop on them.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-09-23, 13:52

LoneWolfSparty wrote:$75 face value. I peed on them. Then pooped on then. Then set them on fire.

like everyone else, that's what I did to my acceptance letter from scUM..

by Chitown_Badger 2014-09-23, 13:53

LoneWolfSparty wrote:$75 face value. I peed on them. Then pooped on then. Then set them on fire.

How did they burn if they were all wet?

by **InTenSity** 2014-09-23, 13:56

TTIWWP

by **Ass Dan** 2014-09-23, 14:30

So you drove through that mess of traffic on state and went to the basement of the Union to buy two cokes?

Worth it

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-09-23, 14:40

Chitown_Badger wrote:

How did they burn if they were all wet?

Good cause I piss pure gasoline.

by **AMwood** 2014-09-23, 14:55

ghost tells better fake stories.

by MSU addict 2014-09-23, 15:09

Congrats, you are now part of their record setting 100,000+ attendance streak (seriously).

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2014-09-23, 15:10

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Good cause I piss pure gasoline.

You should see a doctor.

by **Wally Fairway** 2014-09-23, 15:21

AMwood wrote:ghost tells better fake stories.

hey - I read it on the internet so it has to be true!

by **InTenSity** 2014-09-23, 15:21

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
You should see a doctor.

that doesn't sound safe at all.

by **The Pantry** 2014-09-23, 19:06

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Good cause I piss pure gasoline.

Too bad you don't poop C4

by **Ass Dan** 2014-09-23, 19:38

The Pantry wrote:Too bad you don't poop C4

He would if he squatted

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