Just got attacked by 2 raccoons, they learned you don't fuck with SD.
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Just got attacked by 2 raccoons, they learned you don't fuck with SD.
I was trying to walk into my buddy's apartment and two raccoons jumped out from underneath a car and attacked me. I whipped off my backpack which had books in it and began ****ing their shit up. They are relentless little bastards and were trying to kill me. The most vicious things I have ever fought (animal or human), teeth are nuts and crazy ****ing things. The one to the right is probably in a coma. The one to the left seems concerned with how much I fucked him up. They are leaving me alone now. Fuck you raccoon bitch.
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First swans. Then raccoons. You are a puss.
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Holy shit. I can't stop laughing. You're bragging over defeating TWO raccoons?!?!?!
Dude, the pussy must be FLOWING in after that made-up story. You brave warrior.
Dude, the pussy must be FLOWING in after that made-up story. You brave warrior.
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LoneWolfSparty wrote:First swans. Then raccoons. You are a puss.
He took on one swan, on an island by itself, and was victorious.
The next time, two raccoons met defeat by the strap of his backpack.
NEXT SUMMER... Ross encounters his toughest adversary...
Three stray cats....
Ross The Badass starring in... Pussy Slayer!
In Theatres and IMAX 3D
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The animal kingdom hates you, bro.
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Death Roe wrote:Holy shit. I can't stop laughing. You're bragging over defeating TWO raccoons?!?!?!
Dude, the pussy must be FLOWING in after that made-up story. You brave warrior.
Made up, I am not kidding. My legs are bleeding like crazy. I didn't just knock it out right away, it got me good too but in the end I put it in a coma. Well the dude one. Also, I would like to see you fight a swan and TWO ****ing raccoons. They aren't something a nerd should fuck with.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:The most vicious things I have ever fought (man or human)...
That does sound vicious. Let me know when you figure which they were.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Made up, I am not kidding. My legs are bleeding like crazy. I didn't just knock it out right away, it got me good too but in the end I put it in a coma. Well the dude one. Also, I would like to see you fight a swan and TWO ****ing raccoons. They aren't something a nerd should fuck with.
You have rabies. The Raccoons won.
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NigelUno wrote:
You have rabies. The Raccoons won.
Those fucktards don't know there ****ing with some one who has a rabies shot. FUCK EM ALL. FUCK ALL ANIMALS EXECPT MY KING CHARLES CAVALIER.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Those fucktards don't know there ****ing with some one who has a rabies shot. FUCK EM ALL. FUCK ALL ANIMALS EXECPT MY KING CHARLES CAVALIER.
Oh. Most people don't get rabies shots until after they are bitten. You were smart to think ahead.
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NigelUno wrote:
Oh. Most people don't get rabies shots until after they are bitten. You were smart to think ahead.
NigelUno wrote:
Oh. Most people don't get rabies shots until after they are bitten. You were smart to think ahead.
World is a dangerous place, I can't ****ing go any where without having to whoop some ass. I go the bar, I have to whoop some guys ass. I go on the lake, I have to whoop some swan ass. I go outside, ****ing RACCOONS. FUCK THE WORLD.
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Wait has it been confirmed that SD is Ross? That would be disappointing.
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SeeRockCity wrote:Wait has it been confirmed that SD is Ross? That would be disappointing.
Umm no, never, not in a million years. I am who I say I am and if I wasn't, why would I say I am.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
World is a dangerous place, I can't ****ing go any where without having to whoop some ass. I go the bar, I have to whoop some guys ass. I go on the lake, I have to whoop some swan ass. I go outside, ****ing RACCOONS. FUCK THE WORLD.
Where is the video of you getting in a "fight" with the kid in the parking lot? That was great.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Umm no, never, not in a million years. I am who I say I am and if I wasn't, why would I say I am.
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That's a shit hole of a neighborhood. How does it feel to know that you're white trash?
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
World is a dangerous place, I can't ****ing go any where without having to whoop some ass. I go the bar, I have to whoop some guys ass. I go on the lake, I have to whoop some swan ass. I go outside, ****ing RACCOONS. FUCK THE WORLD.
You let a freaking raccoon bite you ? Baller.
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You'd think his iPhone 6+ would take a better picture than that piece of crap.
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Death Roe wrote:You'd think his iPhone 6+ would take a better picture than that piece of crap.
He lives in New York and has a flip phone.
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Death Roe wrote:You'd think his iPhone 6+ would take a better picture than that piece of crap.
I haven't gotten it yet bro.....suppose to come in a week (bought it 4 weeks ago). Also, its an iPhone 4 normal, not the best camera.
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Ass Dan wrote:That's a shit hole of a neighborhood. How does it feel to know that you're white trash?
Im in lansing dude....fuckk off...college kids don't have the nicest apartments...besides me. You live in Ann Arbor you fuckking twat.
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Can you go ahead and take a pic of yourself in EL tonight with a newspaper, license plate, student ID, etc with a sign that says "I killed some motherfucking coons Spartan Swill" and use MSPaint to block off your face? I promise I won't post it on an NAACP board.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Im in lansing dude....fuckk off...college kids don't have the nicest apartments...besides me. You live in Ann Arbor you fuckking twat.
Thought you were in the frat on Harrison ?
Is that in Lansing ?
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Can you go ahead and take a pic of yourself in EL tonight with a newspaper, license plate, student ID, etc with a sign that says "I killed some motherfucking coons Spartan Swill" and use MSPaint to block off your face? I promise I won't post it on an NAACP board.
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duffy munn wrote:
Thought you were in the frat on Harrison ?
Is that in Lansing ?
I don't live in the house this year bro. I am at a friends crib in lansing right now.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
I don't live in the house this year bro. I am at a friends crib in lansing right now.
Doubtful that you have a friend.
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duffy munn wrote:
Doubtful that you have a friend.
God your so jealous
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
I hate to burst every one's bubble that calls me fat and some one named ross but I am baller. Check out my KD shirt
What's the 265 for?
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
God your so jealous
Dude. You are taking pics of yourself in the mirror.and posting them on an internet message board in an effort to show you are a baller?
And you think anyone is jealous?
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DWags wrote:
What's the 265 for?
His weight. Fat pussy.
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NigelUno wrote:
Dude. You are taking pics of yourself in the mirror.and posting them on an internet message board in an effort to show you are a #baller?
And you think anyone is jealous?
Fixed
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No way it isn't Ross/Steve. The pattern of chest-beating threads and posts is consistent for both bi-polar and narcissistic personality disorders.SeeRockCity wrote:Wait has it been confirmed that SD is Ross? That would be disappointing.
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NigelUno wrote:
Dude. You are taking pics of yourself in the mirror.and posting them on an internet message board in an effort to show you are a baller?
And you think anyone is jealous?
Im high as fuck, I do what I want when I want when Im high. Just got back from the dispensary. picked up 15 brownies, 15 suckers, and 2 ounces. suck my dick.
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The Pantry wrote:No way it isn't Ross/Steve. The pattern of chest-beating threads and posts is consistent for both bi-polar and narcissistic personality disorders.
Did you every think people fuck around on the internet? Unlike you people who take your real life seriously on a message board. I could give two shits. I change usernames all the time and create a new personality. Its all the awesomeness of the internet.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Did you every think people fuck around on the internet? Unlike you people who take your real life seriously on a message board. I could give two shits .
Could you give 3?
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NigelUno wrote:
Could you give 3?
Suck my dick. I am a baller that gets pussy whenever I want. Nerd.
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Have you considered getting back on the lithium? I think it would be good for youSpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Did you every think people fuck around on the internet? Unlike you people who take your real life seriously on a message board. I could give two shits. I change usernames all the time and create a new personality. Its all the awesomeness of the internet.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Im high as fuck, I do what I want when I want when Im high. Just got back from the dispensary. picked up 15 brownies, 15 suckers, and 2 ounces. suck my dick.
How much did mommy pay for the stash ?
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