Tiger Woods doesn't get satire

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

http://www.golfdigest.com/golf-tours-news/2014-12/dan-jenkins-fake-interview-with-tiger

Tiger responds

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/tiger-woods-straight-up-not-true-not-funny/

The letter his camp sent to Golf Digest is borderline embarrassing

http://da0e3020886cd34a055b-deaa59b767194abee73c9434564a33e9.r61.cf5.rackcdn.com/to-mr-townsend.htm

He might get satire, but his problem is that he's too thin skinned.

Guess Tiger doesn't like being called a cheap bastard

gHost Spartan wrote:The guy banged dozens of common bar whores and he's worried about a fake interview damaging his reputation? There's a reason people dislike him.

He doesn't like made up stories. I'm shocked this upsets you.

Pretty good read on Tiger - long read.

The death of his father set a battle raging inside the world's greatest golfer. How he waged that war -- through an obsession with the Navy SEALs -- is the tale of how Tiger lost his way.

I read that story at work today. I liked it. He's gotta feel like the loneliest person.

Read it today, too. Excellent piece.

Gonna save it for work tomorrow. Thanks guys. :)

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Gonna save it for work tomorrow. Thanks guys. :)

If you have a chance, spend some time doing your job tomorrow as well.

I can't believe I made it through that but it was a really good article. Funny how I get so caught up in the media personification of someone. But we are all dealing with shit. And his shit is no more important than anyone else's

My favorite part was the story of him going out to dinner with all of the SEALs and then the bill coming and everyone just kind of awkwardly waiting for him to reach for it to no avail. What a weird dude.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My favorite part was the story of him going out to dinner with all of the SEALs and then the bill coming and everyone just kind of awkwardly waiting for him to reach for it to no avail. What a weird dude.

I remember reading stories that he's a shitty tipper. That story, unfortunately didn't surprise me.

InTenSity wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My favorite part was the story of him going out to dinner with all of the SEALs and then the bill coming and everyone just kind of awkwardly waiting for him to reach for it to no avail. What a weird dude.

I remember reading stories that he's a shitty tipper. That story, unfortunately didn't surprise me.

Back in maybe '09 or so we were staying in the same hotel in Vegas as him. Couple folks saw him, I did not. We wound up in the high roller room at some point during the night and the guy at the craps table told us he was there playing earlier, like 10k on the board per roll, and left without tipping the dealers/rakers a dime.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Gonna save it for work tomorrow. Thanks guys. :)

You're learning the ropes I see... won't be long till your in a management position