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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-12-10, 12:01

Kar's is awesome, and Detroit area based business. But I have to say, I just got a single serving bag of Yogurt Apple Nut Mix and was sorely disappointed.

In the entire bag there was only one, count it one, Yogurt covered raisin. This is an outrage and I am completely upset by this unfortunate turn of events. I have to say this is the biggest travesty since Wendy's having no pepper.

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Post by 75alum 2014-12-10, 12:06

1. Holy shit! You won the contest! Odds were X x zilly and you won!
2. The guy responsible for the yogurt raisins was out protesting that day.
3. Liberals
4. Brady Hoke was touring the plant that day and grabbed a handful off the convyer.
5. Selection Committee decision
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-12-10, 12:29

75alum wrote:1. Holy shit! You won the contest! Odds were X x zilly and you won!
2. The guy responsible for the yogurt raisins was out protesting that day.
3. Liberals
4. Brady Hoke was touring the plant that day and grabbed a handful off the convyer.
5. Selection Committee decision

I vote for #3.

Now off for a #2.
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-12-10, 12:31

Yogurt is definitely for liberals.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-12-10, 12:33

Turtleneck wrote:Yogurt is definitely for liberals.

That horse is cheating on that woman with Rocinante.
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-12-10, 12:39

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

That horse is cheating on that woman with Rocinante.

Don't you shop a Whole Foods? I bet you drive a Prius or Subaru.
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Post by Ass Dan 2014-12-10, 12:51

Why don't you just put raisins in some yogurt. Voila.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-12-10, 12:55

Turtleneck wrote:

Don't you shop a Whole Foods? I bet you drive a Prius or Subaru.

Ford Fusion to work. RAM 1500 for play.

If I ever buy a Jap ride, shoot me.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2014-12-10, 13:20

This thread is about testicles, right?
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-12-10, 13:23

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:This thread is about testicles, right?

Isn't every thread about testicles to you?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2014-12-10, 13:25

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Isn't every thread about testicles to you?
For the most part. But especially when we're talking about how many raisins are in your bag.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-12-10, 13:29

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
For the most part. But especially when we're talking about how many raisins are in your bag.

Well since you axed, I'm not a uniraisin.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2014-12-10, 13:34

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Well since you axed, I'm not a uniraisin.

Half sack?
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-12-10, 13:34

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Half sack?
Not. Not. Learn to read.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2014-12-10, 13:36

LoneWolfSparty wrote:
Not. Not. Learn to read.

I'm Ron Burgundy?
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Post by Ted Brogan 2014-12-10, 13:43

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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-12-10, 13:46

I can't believe you watch Friends!! Only one yogurt covered raisin in my bag 502811600
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Post by 75alum 2014-12-10, 14:10

LoneWolfSparty wrote:I can't believe you watch Friends!! Only one yogurt covered raisin in my bag 502811600

Naw, that's Larry David......."beloved ****"
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-12-10, 14:14

75alum wrote:

Naw, that's Larry David......."beloved ****"

😉
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Post by Ted Brogan 2014-12-10, 14:38

LoneWolfSparty wrote:I can't believe you watch Friends!! Only one yogurt covered raisin in my bag 502811600

Anything but Seinfeld. Wink
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