Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-01-18, 19:02

Obviously.

by **GirbaudJeans** 2015-01-18, 19:02

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Obviously.

WOW...you are so healthy. I wouldnt be surprised if you live until 130.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-01-18, 19:10

Neither one of my kids have ever been sick, it's because we don't vaccinate.

by **GirbaudJeans** 2015-01-18, 19:11

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Neither one of my kids have ever been sick, it's because we don't vaccinate.

How do you feel about 9/11 though ?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-01-18, 19:12

BUILDING SEVEN HGHJKHkfghdklhasdg'flshklshdkl;

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-18, 19:20

Turtleneck wrote:Black.

If you put shit in your coffee you probably live in a suburb and also put shit in your hair.

Yuppies!

by **The Pantry** 2015-01-18, 20:05

One more thing about coffee. Dunkin' Donuts can shove their shitty styrofoam cups up their ass.

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-01-18, 21:09

JEK wrote:I like my coffee like my women: hot and black.

But seriously, nothing at all unless it's really, really shitty coffee then maaaaybe a pinch of sugar. But that's it.

I like to taste the bean.

Hey JEK, glad to see you back!

by **InTenSity** 2015-01-18, 21:22

SeeRockCity wrote:

Hey JEK, glad to see you back!

Seerock! Awesome to see you too! Where ya been? Rimshot.

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-01-18, 21:51

Been here.....

And there...

by Rodeo Burger 2015-01-18, 22:31

I like coffee enemas, so I guess the answer is "in the butt". That felt weird to type out.

I used to drink coffee black, but now I only drink tea. I had a cup of coffee while out for breakfast yesterday since their tea selection sucked. I barely made it home before shitting my pants. I guess my stomach can't handle it like it used to.

by Guest 2015-01-18, 23:36

Rodeo Burger wrote:I like coffee enemas, so I guess the answer is "in the butt". That felt weird to type out.

I used to drink coffee black, but now I only drink tea. I had a cup of coffee while out for breakfast yesterday since their tea selection sucked. I barely made it home before shitting my pants. I guess my stomach can't handle it like it used to.

Geronte level post.

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by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-19, 00:04

Rodeo Burger wrote:I like coffee enemas, so I guess the answer is "in the butt". That felt weird to type out.

I used to drink coffee black, but now I only drink tea. I had a cup of coffee while out for breakfast yesterday since their tea selection sucked. I barely made it home before shitting my pants. I guess my stomach can't handle it like it used to.

Sometimes it's good to shit your pants in the winter. It's like a temporary heating pad in your pants.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-01-19, 00:13

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I put butter in mine.

Bulletproof brah

by **Rocinante** 2015-01-19, 00:23

JEK wrote:Why not? Well, if you drink multiple cups a day all the sugar and calories can't be good for you. Plus, some people don't like the taste. So there's two reasons why not to.

I like... exercise brah. A little cream and sugar ain't gonna hurt me.

by **Blanch32** 2015-01-19, 08:21

I like mine foo'd the fuck out. Those of you who like it plain are fucking cavemen

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-19, 08:31

Blanch32 wrote:I like mine foo'd the fuck out. Those of you who like it plain are fucking cavemen

Sissy.

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-19, 08:32

Rocinante wrote:

I like... exercise brah. A little cream and sugar ain't gonna hurt me.

Signed,

Jim Fixx

by Bizarro Fletch 2015-01-19, 11:29

I've never understood putting anything in coffee. How good can a drink be if you need to load it up with other ingredients to make it drinkable? I imagine dudes putting creamers and sugar in their coffee are the same guys that put oranges in their craft beers.

by **InTenSity** 2015-01-19, 11:35

Bizarro Fletch wrote:I've never understood putting anything in coffee. How good can a drink be if you need to load it up with other ingredients to make it drinkable? I imagine dudes putting creamers and sugar in their coffee are the same guys that put oranges in their craft beers.

Lemons and limes.

I never really liked coffee, it was just an easy way to get caffeine into my system without slamming a red bull.

by **AMwood** 2015-01-19, 15:36

i like my women the same way i like my coffee. tied up in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of my donkey.

sincerely,

juan valdez

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-19, 15:39

Tim Horton's Dark Roast black right now. So good.....

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-19, 15:40

P.S. Don't get me started on decaf drinkers.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-19, 16:16

Blanch32 wrote:I like mine foo'd the fuck out. Those of you who like it plain are fucking cavemen

Cavemen were some self sufficient folks.

by Rodeo Burger 2015-01-19, 18:25

Btw, I've never had a coffee enema. Or any enema.

Coffee does make me shit though. And in a hurry.

by **Rocinante** 2015-01-19, 22:17

Pretty sure the Dude takes it any way but black.

by **Blanch32** 2015-01-19, 22:20

Bizarro Fletch wrote:I've never understood putting anything in coffee. How good can a drink be if you need to load it up with other ingredients to make it drinkable? I imagine dudes putting creamers and sugar in their coffee are the same guys that put oranges in their craft beers.

I fit that description. Guess I'm not a bad ass. Like you